Author Topic: Microsoft Bollocks XP (Read 861 times)

hm_murdock · « **on:** 26 July 2006, 03:02 »

I finally just stopped using Windows altogether. I haven't turned on my peecee in EIGHT MONTHS... and the mobo battery died. Now it won't boot. HAHA.

Windows sux. I remember having to do shit like update it with Windows Update, reboot to a blue screen. Reinstall.

Fuck that shit.

I remember AOL replacing AIM with that new version of theirs.

Fuck that shit.

I remember the last year of Windows... 2005. I just couldn't take it anymore. A 300MHz Power Mac G3 was way better than my cushy Windoze box, so fuck it. I didn't want to look at the bullshit anymore, so I just totally jumped ship. Forever. Who needs Bill's shitty OS? If I need to run Office, I still can. I DON'T, THOUGH. I don't need to run stupid Windows games. I don't need to run bullshit. Anything I need done that requires Windows, well, I can get one of my Windows using sucker friends to do.

Windows chaps my ass.

Start buttons. My Computer. Genuine Advantage. Eat my pubes, Windows.

piratePenguin · « **Reply #1 on:** 26 July 2006, 03:06 »

Get OS X onto that box.

wait....

Seriously, get Ubuntu onto that box. And ditch the Mac :p

H_TeXMeX_H · « **Reply #2 on:** 26 July 2006, 04:27 »

As long as it's not Window$ running anything else should do just fine ... I don't personally like Macs, but they're not bad ... if you like em use em.

WMD · « **Reply #3 on:** 26 July 2006, 07:25 »

This all sounds odd, Jimmy. There was a time when you considered Windows to be not bad at all, and you were bashing OS X as slow and buggy. What's more, you liked Linux and used it much of the time, on your PC. Why would you all of a sudden not have your PC on for eight months?

hm_murdock · « **Reply #4 on:** 26 July 2006, 08:54 »

The time I complained of slow and buggy OS X was 10.2. It's reached the point that I no longer think that it's "not good enough" for me to use all the time. As for why my opinion of Windows changed... after years of using consumer-level Apple hardware, I got a Power Mac again :p

Ya know, dual 500MHz G4 and a Radeon 8500 really do make for a better experience than a G3 with Rage 128.

And Linux? I'm still messing with it. I'm playing with Ubuntu right now. Well, not this exact moment...

WMD · « **Reply #5 on:** 26 July 2006, 10:29 »

Quote from: hm_murdock

The time I complained of slow and buggy OS X was 10.2.

As much as I think you're awesome Jimmy, that is not the case.

[OFFTOPIC]Is it just me, or does the search system here suck? I had to find this post manually - no search terms could find it.[/OFFTOPIC]

pofnlice · « **Reply #6 on:** 26 July 2006, 10:33 »

Quote from: WMD

This all sounds odd, Jimmy. There was a time when you considered Windows to be not bad at all, and you were bashing OS X as slow and buggy. What's more, you liked Linux and used it much of the time, on your PC. Why would you all of a sudden not have your PC on for eight months?

I have to agree, I remember when "teh Jimmy" used to have outbursts like "If you don't like XP then fuck you you ass hat, don't fucking use it. Let's face it, XP is not a bad OS and with SP1 (remember those days) a lot of traditional windowz problems have gone away."

Wow, it's strange to hear one of the only "Windows Advocates come around!!!!

I missed you JIMMY!

How's Sammi? And, BritishChick sez "awight mate"

WMD · « **Reply #7 on:** 26 July 2006, 19:12 »

I much preferred his ranting on topics other than Windows. Or computers, for that matter. Like, referring to a user as "ASSMASTER" and insisting everyone else do so. Ah, I still love that.

hm_murdock · « **Reply #8 on:** 26 July 2006, 19:30 »

Oh, don't you worry... there's plenty of that to go around. I could write a book about restaurant customers.

xyle_one · « **Reply #9 on:** 26 July 2006, 19:35 »

Peoples opinions change over time? Mine do. I would imagine others do as well.

hm_murdock · « **Reply #10 on:** 26 July 2006, 19:45 »

That seems like a good answer to the question.

pofnlice · « **Reply #11 on:** 26 July 2006, 20:07 »

I think bill just stopped sending him a check.

WMD · « **Reply #12 on:** 26 July 2006, 20:43 »

If Bill was sending Jimmy checks, I don't think he'd be using a 300MHz G3 or a 1GHz Pentium 3.

Quote from: hm_murdock

Oh, don't you worry... there's plenty of that to go around. I could write a book about restaurant customers.

Please, do tell!

yahurd · « **Reply #13 on:** 2 February 2007, 23:48 »

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Start buttons. My Computer. Genuine Advantage.

got me at genuine advantage!

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Anything I need done that requires Windows, well, I can get one of my Windows using sucker friends to do. Windows chaps my ass. Start buttons. My Computer. Genuine Advantage. Eat my pubes, Windows. Logged Go the fuck ~ piratePenguin VIP Posts: 3,025 Kudos: 775 Re: Microsoft Bollocks XP « Reply #1 on: 26 July 2006, 03:06 » Get OS X onto that box. wait.... Seriously, get Ubuntu onto that box. And ditch the Mac :p Logged "What you share with the world is what it keeps of you." - Noah And The Whale: Give a little love a poem by my computer, Macintosh Vigilante Macintosh amends a damned around the requested typewriter. Macintosh urges a scarce design. Macintosh postulates an autobiography. Macintosh tolls the solo variant. Why does a winter audience delay macintosh? The maker tosses macintosh. Beneath female suffers a double scum. How will a rat cube the heavier cricket? Macintosh calls a method. Can macintosh nest opposite the headache? Macintosh ties the wrong fairy. 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Logged My BSOD gallery "Yes there's nothing wrong with going around being rude and selfish, killing people and fucking married women, but being childish is a cardinal sin around these parts." -Aloone_Jonez hm_murdock VIP Posts: 2,627 Kudos: 378 The Lord of Thyme Re: Microsoft Bollocks XP « Reply #4 on: 26 July 2006, 08:54 » The time I complained of slow and buggy OS X was 10.2. It's reached the point that I no longer think that it's "not good enough" for me to use all the time. As for why my opinion of Windows changed... after years of using consumer-level Apple hardware, I got a Power Mac again :p Ya know, dual 500MHz G4 and a Radeon 8500 really do make for a better experience than a G3 with Rage 128. And Linux? I'm still messing with it. I'm playing with Ubuntu right now. Well, not this exact moment... Logged Go the fuck ~ WMD Global Moderator Posts: 2,525 Kudos: 391 Re: Microsoft Bollocks XP « Reply #5 on: 26 July 2006, 10:29 » Quote from: hm_murdock The time I complained of slow and buggy OS X was 10.2. As much as I think you're awesome Jimmy, that is not the case. [OFFTOPIC]Is it just me, or does the search system here suck? I had to find this post manually - no search terms could find it.[/OFFTOPIC] Logged My BSOD gallery "Yes there's nothing wrong with going around being rude and selfish, killing people and fucking married women, but being childish is a cardinal sin around these parts." -Aloone_Jonez pofnlice Member Posts: 999 Kudos: 650 Re: Microsoft Bollocks XP « Reply #6 on: 26 July 2006, 10:33 » Quote from: WMD This all sounds odd, Jimmy. There was a time when you considered Windows to be not bad at all, and you were bashing OS X as slow and buggy. What's more, you liked Linux and used it much of the time, on your PC. Why would you all of a sudden not have your PC on for eight months? I have to agree, I remember when "teh Jimmy" used to have outbursts like "If you don't like XP then fuck you you ass hat, don't fucking use it. Let's face it, XP is not a bad OS and with SP1 (remember those days) a lot of traditional windowz problems have gone away." Wow, it's strange to hear one of the only "Windows Advocates come around!!!! I missed you JIMMY! How's Sammi? And, BritishChick sez "awight mate" Logged Quote from: "Orethrius" After all, running Windows without a decent anti-virus is like walking through a Red Light District after eating five metric tonnes of Viagra. WMD Global Moderator Posts: 2,525 Kudos: 391 Re: Microsoft Bollocks XP « Reply #7 on: 26 July 2006, 19:12 » I much preferred his ranting on topics other than Windows. Or computers, for that matter. Like, referring to a user as "ASSMASTER" and insisting everyone else do so. Ah, I still love that. 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Logged Quote from: "Orethrius" After all, running Windows without a decent anti-virus is like walking through a Red Light District after eating five metric tonnes of Viagra. WMD Global Moderator Posts: 2,525 Kudos: 391 Re: Microsoft Bollocks XP « Reply #12 on: 26 July 2006, 20:43 » If Bill was sending Jimmy checks, I don't think he'd be using a 300MHz G3 or a 1GHz Pentium 3. Quote from: hm_murdock Oh, don't you worry... there's plenty of that to go around. I could write a book about restaurant customers. Please, do tell! Logged My BSOD gallery "Yes there's nothing wrong with going around being rude and selfish, killing people and fucking married women, but being childish is a cardinal sin around these parts." -Aloone_Jonez yahurd Member Posts: 677 Kudos: 384 Hero of Time Re: Microsoft Bollocks XP « Reply #13 on: 2 February 2007, 23:48 » Quote from: hm_murdock Start buttons. My Computer. Genuine Advantage. got me at genuine advantage! 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