Author Topic: Slate bitchslaps XBox (Read 652 times)

rtgwbmsr · « **on:** 1 December 2002, 06:16 »

Slate (which is owned by M$) dissed the XBox, and gave some interesting numbers and opinions.

From:
http://slate.msn.com/?id=2074045&device=

quote:
Today marks the debut of Xbox Live, Microsoft's foray into the realm of online console gaming. Xbox owners who've been itching to challenge Paraguayan preteens to games of NFL Fever 2003 can now do so, provided they pony up $50 for the starter kit, which includes a year's subscription to the service and a telemarketer-style headset for talking smack. Judging by the enthusiasm of beta testers, Xbox Live will snag its share of fans among hard-core gamers. It may even nudge the odd Christmas shopper away from a rival system and toward an Xbox. But for all its hype, Xbox Live shows little promise of ending the Microsoft console's status as an also-ran to Sony's PlayStation 2, which holds roughly a 70 percent market share.

When Xbox launched last November, gaming geeks marveled at the Nvidia graphics processor and 8-gigabyte hard disk. But Xbox has never quite caught on, forcing Microsoft (which owns Slate) to make a humiliating downward revision of its sales estimates this past summer. By year's end, Xbox will account for just 12 percent of worldwide console sales, less than a fifth of the PS2's haul. Explanations for the discrepancy are plenty: Sony got a 13-month head start, Xbox's controllers are too cumbersome, blockbusters such as Grand Theft Auto: Vice City are PS2 exclusives. Too seldom mentioned, however, is Microsoft's failure to understand a basic tenet of the console world: Cool matters, and Xbox isn't cool.

Microsoft has never before needed to go through the motions of building a hip, edgy image

Refalm · « **Reply #1 on:** 1 December 2002, 19:32 »

[Off-topic]I think those rappers from Xzibit love Linux... they made it very clear that they don't like text mode, but X, because they shout X all the time.[/off-topic]

It's always cool to see a company owned by Microsoft turning against them. And they're absolutely right. One detail was wrong, the rapper Redman is using a Xbox, I saw it on TV... the rest all use PS2. I know all the celebrity's does, I saw Tom Green playing GTA 3 on the PS2 a week ago (he odly calls his PS2 "the GTA").

XBox will never be cool... the box itself looks like a big plastic black box with green logo's. I think they've tried to make it look as cool as the PS2, but the thing is that they've failed badly.
Microsoft chose the wrong colours for there console, and the wrong size of controllers.

foobar · « **Reply #2 on:** 1 December 2002, 23:45 »

quote:
Originally posted by Refalm:
[Off-topic]I think those rappers from Xzibit love Linux... they made it very clear that they don't like text mode, but X, because they shout X all the time.[/off-topic]

Haha, that's hysterical ...
I already hear them saying:

It's mista T to tha Ex, f00l !

quote:

It's always cool to see a company owned by Microsoft turning against them. And they're absolutely right. One detail was wrong, the rapper Redman is using a Xbox, I saw it on TV... the rest all use PS2. I know all the celebrity's does, I saw Tom Green playing GTA 3 on the PS2 a week ago (he odly calls his PS2 "the GTA").

XBox will never be cool... the box itself looks like a big plastic black box with green logo's. I think they've tried to make it look as cool as the PS2, but the thing is that they've failed badly.
Microsoft chose the wrong colours for there console, and the wrong size of controllers.

Indeed. My nephew, who doesn't know a penny about computers or anything, simply hates the Xbox because it's so big and it's controllers are so hard to hold ...

So now he owns a PS2 !!

lazygamer · « **Reply #3 on:** 2 December 2002, 17:31 »

Whoa, rappers like PS2 like that? COOL!

Now I honestly don't see the problem here. Two old man calling each other "homey?" that would get a laugh from me. This one X-box commerical with these young dudes leaping from building to building painting a gigantic game of tic tac toe(I think that was what it was)? Cool. The X-box marketing campaign is FINE with me. Of course no one ever said I was "mass market" cool.

Those rappers need to start mentioning Linux.

foobar · « **Reply #4 on:** 2 December 2002, 22:09 »

Maybe them rapper ppl will just invent a gibborish word that sound like 'linux', and then blame the Linux community for faking out on them ...

voidmain · « **Reply #5 on:** 2 December 2002, 22:11 »

Rap sucks!

Refalm · « **Reply #6 on:** 3 December 2002, 01:43 »

Not all rap sucks... most of them do, but some kick ass

lazygamer · « **Reply #7 on:** 3 December 2002, 01:58 »

Alot of rap is great! Of course rap sucks to Void, void main is one of the 40+ forumites, correct?

Interscope · « **Reply #8 on:** 3 December 2002, 02:07 »

Rap is horrible

But underground rap is nice.

It isn't filled with all of those people who want make money.

« previous next » Print Pages: [1] Go Down Author Topic: Slate bitchslaps XBox (Read 652 times) rtgwbmsr VIP Posts: 1,257 Kudos: 0 Slate bitchslaps XBox « on: 1 December 2002, 06:16 » Slate (which is owned by M$) dissed the XBox, and gave some interesting numbers and opinions. From: http://slate.msn.com/?id=2074045&device= quote: Today marks the debut of Xbox Live, Microsoft's foray into the realm of online console gaming. Xbox owners who've been itching to challenge Paraguayan preteens to games of NFL Fever 2003 can now do so, provided they pony up $50 for the starter kit, which includes a year's subscription to the service and a telemarketer-style headset for talking smack. Judging by the enthusiasm of beta testers, Xbox Live will snag its share of fans among hard-core gamers. It may even nudge the odd Christmas shopper away from a rival system and toward an Xbox. But for all its hype, Xbox Live shows little promise of ending the Microsoft console's status as an also-ran to Sony's PlayStation 2, which holds roughly a 70 percent market share. When Xbox launched last November, gaming geeks marveled at the Nvidia graphics processor and 8-gigabyte hard disk. But Xbox has never quite caught on, forcing Microsoft (which owns Slate) to make a humiliating downward revision of its sales estimates this past summer. By year's end, Xbox will account for just 12 percent of worldwide console sales, less than a fifth of the PS2's haul. Explanations for the discrepancy are plenty: Sony got a 13-month head start, Xbox's controllers are too cumbersome, blockbusters such as Grand Theft Auto: Vice City are PS2 exclusives. Too seldom mentioned, however, is Microsoft's failure to understand a basic tenet of the console world: Cool matters, and Xbox isn't cool. Microsoft has never before needed to go through the motions of building a hip, edgy image Logged Check out my website (especially the wallpapers) Support free digital art! Refalm Administrator Posts: 5,163 Kudos: 704 Sjembek! Slate bitchslaps XBox « Reply #1 on: 1 December 2002, 19:32 » [Off-topic]I think those rappers from Xzibit love Linux... they made it very clear that they don't like text mode, but X, because they shout X all the time.[/off-topic] It's always cool to see a company owned by Microsoft turning against them. And they're absolutely right. One detail was wrong, the rapper Redman is using a Xbox, I saw it on TV... the rest all use PS2. I know all the celebrity's does, I saw Tom Green playing GTA 3 on the PS2 a week ago (he odly calls his PS2 "the GTA"). XBox will never be cool... the box itself looks like a big plastic black box with green logo's. I think they've tried to make it look as cool as the PS2, but the thing is that they've failed badly. Microsoft chose the wrong colours for there console, and the wrong size of controllers. Logged Radio Knop . foobar Member Posts: 308 Kudos: 0 Slate bitchslaps XBox « Reply #2 on: 1 December 2002, 23:45 » quote: Originally posted by Refalm: [Off-topic]I think those rappers from Xzibit love Linux... they made it very clear that they don't like text mode, but X, because they shout X all the time.[/off-topic] Haha, that's hysterical ... I already hear them saying: It's mista T to tha Ex, f00l ! quote: It's always cool to see a company owned by Microsoft turning against them. And they're absolutely right. One detail was wrong, the rapper Redman is using a Xbox, I saw it on TV... the rest all use PS2. I know all the celebrity's does, I saw Tom Green playing GTA 3 on the PS2 a week ago (he odly calls his PS2 "the GTA"). XBox will never be cool... the box itself looks like a big plastic black box with green logo's. I think they've tried to make it look as cool as the PS2, but the thing is that they've failed badly. Microsoft chose the wrong colours for there console, and the wrong size of controllers. Indeed. My nephew, who doesn't know a penny about computers or anything, simply hates the Xbox because it's so big and it's controllers are so hard to hold ... So now he owns a PS2 !! Logged Linux user #283039 Gosh, I love Linux Quake. lazygamer Member Posts: 1,146 Kudos: 0 Slate bitchslaps XBox « Reply #3 on: 2 December 2002, 17:31 » Whoa, rappers like PS2 like that? COOL! Now I honestly don't see the problem here. Two old man calling each other "homey?" that would get a laugh from me. This one X-box commerical with these young dudes leaping from building to building painting a gigantic game of tic tac toe(I think that was what it was)? Cool. The X-box marketing campaign is FINE with me. Of course no one ever said I was "mass market" cool. Those rappers need to start mentioning Linux. Logged For every hot Lesbian you see in a porno video, there is a fat, butch-like, or just downright ugly lesbian beeyotch marching in a gay pride parade, or bitching about same sex marriages. -Lazygamer on homosexuality foobar Member Posts: 308 Kudos: 0 Slate bitchslaps XBox « Reply #4 on: 2 December 2002, 22:09 » Maybe them rapper ppl will just invent a gibborish word that sound like 'linux', and then blame the Linux community for faking out on them ... Logged Linux user #283039 Gosh, I love Linux Quake. voidmain VIP Posts: 5,605 Kudos: 184 Slate bitchslaps XBox « Reply #5 on: 2 December 2002, 22:11 » Rap sucks! Logged Someone please remove this account. Thanks... Refalm Administrator Posts: 5,163 Kudos: 704 Sjembek! Slate bitchslaps XBox « Reply #6 on: 3 December 2002, 01:43 » Not all rap sucks... most of them do, but some kick ass Logged Radio Knop . lazygamer Member Posts: 1,146 Kudos: 0 Slate bitchslaps XBox « Reply #7 on: 3 December 2002, 01:58 » Alot of rap is great! Of course rap sucks to Void, void main is one of the 40+ forumites, correct? Logged For every hot Lesbian you see in a porno video, there is a fat, butch-like, or just downright ugly lesbian beeyotch marching in a gay pride parade, or bitching about same sex marriages. -Lazygamer on homosexuality Interscope Member Posts: 146 Kudos: 0 Slate bitchslaps XBox « Reply #8 on: 3 December 2002, 02:07 » Rap is horrible But underground rap is nice. It isn't filled with all of those people who want make money. Logged Free it, goddamnit! Computer security is very much like home security - you can take as many security precautions as you like but if you leave windows open, sooner or later you'll get broken into. - (Calum 2003) Print Pages: [1] Go Up « previous next » Stop Microsoft » Forum » All Things Microsoft » Microsoft Hardware » Slate bitchslaps XBox
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