#!/usr/bin/perlprint("Perl pwns all non-compiled languages! :D\n");
The government of Muzzylandia cannot recommend C++ to a complete newbie. It has way too many newbie traps and problems, and its abstractions tend to leak to machine level in every implementation of it so you need to understand a lot more than just the programming language when your program doesn't work and you need to fix it.Python is fine, even though I find the indentation issue to be unholy.
Visual Basic and Qbasic's are good newb languages.Oh sorry they're M$ so I must recommend FreeBASIC.
even if you're renting you've got more rights than if you're using windows.