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Laukev7:
This is so funny I had to post this:

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1967117.html?menu=news.quirkies


 
--- Quote ---A Chicago man told airport security he had a bomb in his luggage - because he didn't want his mum to know it was a penis pump.

        Mardin Azad Amin, 29, was questioned after security at the city's O'Hare Airport discovered a suspicious-looking object in his bag.

        Amin, who was set to fly to Turkey, told security the object was a bomb, reports the Chicago Sun-Times.

        In fact, he was trying to disguise the fact that the black object was a component for a penis pump.

        Amin eventually told investigators he'd lied because his mother was standing nearby and he didn't want her to know about it.

        Amin faces up to three years in prison if convicted, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state's attorney's office.


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piratePenguin:
hahaha, and now she probably knows, and he might go to jail.

obob:
see, he should'ntve been retarded, and should've said he'd rather not say, and asked for privacy

and then when they said no
he could sue their nuts off for violating his privacy to use his penis pump, and refusing to treat him humanely, without evne clicking he sounds like he isn't a whiteboy, meaning he can also sue for racial descrimination

in other words, he just went from potential huge $, to potential jail time

mobrien_12:

--- Quote from: obob ---
in other words, he just went from potential huge $, to potential jail time
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If this was slashdot mod parent +5 insightful.

Laukev7:

--- Quote from: obob ---see, he should'ntve been retarded, and should've said he'd rather not say, and asked for privacy

and then when they said no
he could sue their nuts off for violating his privacy to use his penis pump, and refusing to treat him humanely, without evne clicking he sounds like he isn't a whiteboy, meaning he can also sue for racial descrimination

in other words, he just went from potential huge $, to potential jail time
--- End quote ---


Privacy has ceased to exist ever since the PATRIOT Act.

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