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« Reply #60 on: 18 June 2004, 19:48 »
Windows YF(c) for

Windows "YourFucked"

I've created a logo to go with it for the startup screen:



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« Reply #61 on: 18 June 2004, 23:48 »
Cool logo! It says "GET FUCKED" in a sneaky grey colour  ;)

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« Reply #62 on: 19 June 2004, 01:05 »
Wow, I had to put my brightness up to 90% to see that!
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« Reply #63 on: 20 June 2004, 19:14 »
I just opened it in MS Paint and filled a black area with white to eveal it. And it looks more to me liek it says, "YOUR FUCKED"  :cool:
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« Reply #64 on: 21 June 2004, 00:59 »
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Originally posted by rinzai:
I reckon it's going to be

Microsoft GNU/Linux

or am i just too optimistic?   :D  



this would be AWFUL!

i still vote for microsoft winsux.
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« Reply #65 on: 26 July 2004, 21:30 »
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Originally posted by Laukev7:
No, XP stands for experiment.


Try 'Xtremely Pathetic', 'eXPensive', or 'Xtremely Pompous'.   :D  

Since the letters 'XP' appear on my church's altar (I don't recall what they stand for there), when I first heard of Microsoft Windows XP, I thought, Is Bill Gates now trying to portray God and roll out a 'holy' version of Windows? Then I thought, Actually, he's been doing that all along...  ;)

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« Reply #66 on: 9 August 2004, 12:53 »
you guys missed the point. you cant name the next version of windows. It's already been released

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« Reply #67 on: 9 August 2004, 18:07 »
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Originally posted by fatmanGTHO:
you guys missed the point. you cant name the next version of windows. It's already been released


Welcome to our wonderful forum  

The next Windows version which is code named "Longhorn" isn't going to be released until 2005 (in Microsoft terms, this means 2008   ).

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« Reply #68 on: 9 August 2004, 22:26 »
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Welcome to our wonderful forum    

The next Windows version which is code named "Longhorn" isn't going to be released until 2005 (in Microsoft terms, this means 2008    ).



or possibly even later  
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« Reply #69 on: 10 August 2004, 00:33 »
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Originally posted by Refalm / BOB:


Welcome to our wonderful forum    

The next Windows version which is code named "Longhorn" isn't going to be released until 2005 (in Microsoft terms, this means 2008    ).



It's taking so long because they're listening to consumers!

...sorry, I never COULD pass up a good straight line.   :D

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« Reply #70 on: 10 August 2004, 00:44 »
Winbloze Wrong Porn
This is not a Windows help forum, however please do feel free to sign up and agree or disagree with our views on Microsoft.

Oh and FUCKMicrosoft! :fu:

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« Reply #71 on: 10 August 2004, 04:50 »
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Originally posted by Midnight Candidate/BOB:


It's taking so long because they're listening to consumers!

...sorry, I never COULD pass up a good straight line.    :D  



Windows 95/98/ME/2k and XP all took their time to get onto the market.
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« Reply #72 on: 19 August 2004, 03:49 »
I think they should cold the next "improved" version of Windows -> WINDOWS XLS where XLS stands for Extra Large Shit   :D

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« Reply #73 on: 19 August 2004, 22:12 »
How about:

Windows EW (for Even Worse)  The slogan could be "Bet you thought we couldn't do it, but here is is!)

or maybe:

Windows LE (for Luser's Edition)  "If you thought that XP was good, then this is the perfect OS for you!"

or:

Windows 4Q (and 4Q doesn't stand for 4th quarter) "It's what we do best, but now it's in our name."
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« Reply #74 on: 20 August 2004, 11:44 »
How bout "Windows AE" - Armageddon Edition. Cos I can tell you, that is exactly what It does to your PC. And what will they call the service Pack? Windows Reloaded. Gumph.
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