I had an interesting and nice daydream, and asked Bing Chat about it...
![](https://files.johntate.org/sexy-daydream-and-the-dreamless.png)
The first rule of a good conspiracy is that a partner in it refuses to answer questions.
Then again, it's Microsoft...
![](https://files.johntate.org/trust-ms-to-be-afraid-of-this.png)
Mercy on all those people that have not updated OpenSSL in like a fucking decade?