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theangelofdeath69

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Windows Distrust
« on: 29 April 2003, 00:50 »
Anybody who's having trouble with Windows Update on Windows XP...

Did you know that the reason you can't update is because Windows, in it's infinite wisdom (finally doing something right) doesn't include Microsoft in the list of trusted publishers!!!
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« Reply #1 on: 29 April 2003, 01:48 »
So a Windows hating nut would rather let MS install what they wish when they wish instead of having it ask you first? I would think antiMS nuts would be very huffy if MS had itself automatically on the trusted publishers list.

BTW, if you're really having trouble updating your Windows box, here's some advice. When that dialog box pops up at the windowsupdate.com, click yes. Hope that helps.
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