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« Reply #15 on: 21 March 2002, 04:51 »
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Originally posted by Gooseberry Clock:


Town of origin? That can't be right. I'd never put stuff like that on the net.



Afraid someone would come and ring your bell?  :D    :D    :D    :D
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« Reply #16 on: 21 March 2002, 23:01 »
I'm from England and I hardly know where Wales is. It's east of London isn't it?

Didn't Hitler invade Wales when he was trying to conquer Asia?

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« Reply #17 on: 21 March 2002, 23:05 »
There's only one web site on this planet that has my details. Good luck finding them.

[ March 21, 2002: Message edited by: Gooseberry Clock ]


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« Reply #18 on: 25 March 2002, 07:14 »
most verisons of Works made in the last few years comes with MS word.  But your still better off just using Star Office
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« Reply #19 on: 25 March 2002, 08:09 »
here's the answer to all your microsoft problems:
step 1- get a copy of linux
step 2- format c:
step 3- install linux
step 4- download star/open office for linux

problem solved
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« Reply #20 on: 26 March 2002, 02:00 »
considering goosecherry clock's email addy is
[email protected]
i would i assume that he is in fact in the UK

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« Reply #21 on: 26 March 2002, 02:33 »
<SARCASM>Wow, it must have taken you ages to figure that one out. Now figure out the meaning of life.</SARCASM>

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« Reply #22 on: 26 March 2002, 05:47 »
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Originally posted by Gooseberry Clock:
There's only one web site on this planet that has my details. Good luck finding them.

[ March 21, 2002: Message edited by: Gooseberry Clock ]



Who
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« Reply #23 on: 26 March 2002, 07:30 »
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Originally posted by Gooseberry Clock:
There's only one web site on this planet that has my details. Good luck finding them.


After very little research from my IP address tracker I have found the one web site with all of your info.  Here's your story:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2002050329,00.html

GoofFerry Crotch's *real* name is "Stephen Hall".

[ March 25, 2002: Message edited by: VoidMain ]

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« Reply #24 on: 26 March 2002, 13:10 »
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PS, Luke, as i mention above, only an English person would say they were from the UK. with the possible exception of a few Welsh people, everybody in the so called UK would rather be out of it, and away from the English than admit to being in any way united with them.
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