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edisav

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Micro$hit is finally accepting that Linux is a big threat
« on: 6 May 2003, 05:20 »
Monkey boy is training 140 little monkeys from his fuckdows staff on Linux:

http://www.it-director.com/article.php?id=3768
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Micro$hit is finally accepting that Linux is a big threat
« Reply #1 on: 6 May 2003, 08:38 »
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Sources close to the Redmond giant say the company is training 140 of its systems staff on Linux and Java - because it now realises Windows technologies will need to co-exist and interoperate with them in many enterprises.
See: www.it-director.com

Well, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em!   :D

So now 140 of His Gatesness' minions are going to see Linux first hand. They might just wind up ditching Winderz off their own, personal systems.    
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Micro$hit is finally accepting that Linux is a big threat
« Reply #2 on: 8 May 2003, 02:34 »
They probably alrady run linux on their own computers. They probably run all the servers at microsoft using linux and have made it look like they are running IIS.
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suselinux

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« Reply #3 on: 8 May 2003, 06:09 »
bill gates of hell told his minions that they could do anything they wanted with Linux, but, he said, Stay away from text documents that have GPL in the title or else you will go blind and will be cursed by the evil penguin.


today in the news:

three Microsoft employees were charged with bludgening and then eating Bill Gates.  All three employees were quoted as saying "the penguin told me to eat him!".
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gnomez

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« Reply #4 on: 10 May 2003, 10:56 »
Microsoft couldn't care less about your sorry POS OS.  Why would MS, the bastion of software quality, be scared of a green-screen legacy turd OS like Lunix?  I mean, it doesn't even scale properly, and it takes up around 25835295935 MB of RAM.  Not to mention it barely runs on anything other than my mom's 6 year old Dell (and even then it won't display in more than 256 colors)
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lazygamer

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« Reply #5 on: 10 May 2003, 11:28 »
Lol green screen? FFS Linux was started in the early 90's, green screen is early 80's stuff.

Oh and have you compared Windows XP to Linux on that six year old dell?  ;)

Ok are you sure you didn't just try out a 4-6 year old version of linux 4-6 years ago? Linux is susposed to be like wine. The older it gets(the more modern the version), the better the party.
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suselinux

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« Reply #6 on: 10 May 2003, 13:54 »
Hey lazy don't even waste your breath

I recognize the handwriting of 69
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baggab

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« Reply #7 on: 10 May 2003, 14:45 »
I note that 69whatever!69 is all over the site with glowing remarks for M$.  Its like Smithers for Burns, a la, "The Simpsons."  I wouldn't even give him a read pass the third post.
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« Reply #8 on: 10 May 2003, 15:48 »
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Microsoft couldn't care less about your sorry POS OS. Why would MS, the bastion of software quality, be scared of a green-screen legacy turd OS like Lunix? I mean, it doesn't even scale properly, and it takes up around 25835295935 MB of RAM. Not to mention it barely runs on anything other than my mom's 6 year old Dell (and even then it won't display in more than 256 colors)


This ones actually pretty funny.

BTW tool features if MS is so good then why do theyre routers all run BSD?  Not because its an actually secure OS is it?
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« Reply #9 on: 10 May 2003, 17:10 »
Hehe your totally right Suse, this guy has the marking of a troll written all over him. Funny, I thought these troll stopped showing up at MES.
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edisav

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« Reply #10 on: 10 May 2003, 19:51 »
That fucktard 69wannabe69 is insinuating that micro$hit can't care less about Linux.

Then why would "your gateness" put 140 of his people to work on it, release code to China and Rusia, make all efforts to ban open source worldwide, try to prevent Peru from switching to Linux, try to convince the Chinese gov. to stay with his piece of shit OS, cut back his prices to the City of Munich so that they don't switch to Linux, and many more?

I'm sure fucktard doesn't have answers to that!! After all, according to "your gateness", Linux is a cancer, why waste time doing all of the above, right?
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« Reply #11 on: 10 May 2003, 20:44 »
slightly off topic-
apparently one of the reasons why the Chinese government wants to run Linux over Microsoft is because Gates outsourced work on a Chinese version of Windows to some Taiwanese company instead of a Chinese one.  Now that was more than enough to piss off the Chinese government of course, but it got even worse when Word started suggesting that the grammer of normal phrases could be improved by editing the phrase to say stuff like "take back the mainland."  It also occasionaly refered to "communist bandits."

There were also Bills comments about piracy in China along the lines "as long as they're going to steal it we want them to steal ours ... we'll figure out som eway to collect in the next decade."

The official Chinese version of Linux is "red flag" linux btw, and there is also a non official native chinese distribution called "magic linux."
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