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M$ to micro-manage your computer
psyjax:
quote:Originally posted by choasforages:
hmmmm S&M
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hey your on to something, reverse the letters and you get ....drum roll... M&S!!!!!!
The truth is revealed, M$ is a degenerate os suited to only the leud and depraved. Or something like that
lazygamer:
S&M via the mind? Ummm that doesn't sound too fun.
HINT:Did you know that if you add an m to free BSD you get free BSDM? ;)
I am not sure what BSDM stands for, but it's somehow related to S&M. Although that's not to say that BSD sucks, just a joke. Although that M&S makes perfect sense.
[ June 27, 2002: Message edited by: lazygamer ]
choasforages:
actally its close, the real phrase is bdsm, which if im right bdsm stands for bondage domination sado masichist. which is some like really phucked up porn and a sick ass fetish
ok now, enough of the pervert p0rn,
i think i might add something about S&M and M&S in my sig later
Calum:
quote:posted by choasforages:
nah, maybe hes probably just stressed. when shit don't work when they dish out money they get eractic.
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yeah well it's not my fucking problem. If people post a question with all the necessary info (or even are willing to give the necessary info when prompted) then i will try to help. If some dumbass comes on here and gives everybody a deadline to help or he will "threaten" not to use linux then he can spend happy hours attempting to fuck himself for all i care.
quote:computer arn't hard to learn, they just take patience. which at $2500+ patience is hard
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is snout american? seriously though, take money that seriously and you deserve to worry yourself into an early grave. No wonder Microsoft's stuff has taken such hold with morons of that calibre around...
quote:posted by psyjax:
None the less, I must say these posts have been wondrafly entertaining and I hope Mr. Snout will come back for more
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me too, although i think he has finished his journey over to the moral high ground and has now convinced himself that the entire unix community are all elitist 'kids'
quote:
Seriously... I do hope he tries the alternatives and stops taking things to seriously.
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seriously, i do hope he takes that carrot out of his arse, life's too short!
quote:After all, we are just people on a webboard, nothing but words on screen. Why get worked up over it?
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yeah, get over it, it's not the end of the fucking world. I hate to say it but what sort of moron judges a piece of software purely on the biased opinions he makes of a small group of people who may or may not use said software?
quote:posted by psyjax:
hey your on to something, reverse the letters and you get ....drum roll... M&S!!!!!!
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what, marks and spencers? i didn't know they were in any way suspect? I even went to their website here to try and find out if those allegations were true, but there's no evidence of it!
[ June 27, 2002: Message edited by: Calum ]
Doctor V:
OK guys here's the plan!
We make a new Linux distribution with a GUI that looks exactly like Windows XP. The workings should also be close enough to that of windows so that the typical user cannot tell the difference. It would need a much better version of wine, one that could run almost all windows applications. It would also have to come with linux versions of the applications that come with windoze like notepad and solitare... Then put is on the market for free.
But to further disrupt Bill Gates's evil plot, we would make a rapidly-spreading windoze virus that, whenever a user connects to the internet, their computer starts/continues downloading the new Linux OS. After the download is complete, it saves a copy of all the users applications on a partition, and installs the new OS. The user will then have been liberated from the sinister empire that is Microsoft without even knowing it.
Can always dream right,
V
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