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Xeen:
Microsoft to create their own anti-virus software product

  :rolleyes:    :rolleyes:    :rolleyes:

WMD:
This...um...can't be real.  :eek:

xyle_one:
What would be the point in making their OS secure then? Fuck this. This is all kinds of wrong.

mobrien_12:
This is one of the things that pisses me off about windows.  You gotta buy windows.  You gotta buy an antivirus program because windows sucks.  You gotta buy a firewall because windows sucks (please don't tell me that you can download ZA for free, 'cause if it costs something for the commercial or educational environment, it doens't count in my book).

I see what MS is saying... sorta like "hey you can buy other people's Antivirus programs... we aren't going to do an MSIE/Netscape thing here."  

And actually, I appreciate that.

But still... the whole point is that WINDOWS SUCKS and you have to keep forking out money to run it.  And now you have the opportunity to pay MS twice to use its operating system.  Whoopee.

solarismka:
This just in.  A new virus hit the net that affects the Microsoft family of operating systems.  Including win2k3 and xp with the new sp2 installed.

Antiav32.worm infects the Microsoft anti-virus software by creating a dat file and installing itself as an 'update' thus infecting and taking control of the whole system.

m$ say that they are working for a patch but will not be able to release it till 2027.  

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Then not to much later.

A new virous has been found 'Anti2av32.worm 'that infects the patched version of their anti-virous software that takes control of the whole system.  It infects all M$ OS'es.

m$ is now going to release a patch for that patch but says the only way the user will be safe will be to 'upgrade' to their newest version of windows.

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Then a short time later....

A new virus has been   found 'Anti3av32.worm/Anti3av64.worm'  that infects all m$ os'es by infecting Microsofts anti-virous program that has been patched with a patch for a patch.  But this time  the infection also includes their newest OS as well that has also been patched with SP90000000000000000000000098198292021.
 
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And so the story ontinues....    :D

[ June 16, 2004: Message edited by: -=Solaris.M.K.A=- ]

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