A citybus in New York stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. 
A lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: 
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come togethar. I come once-a-more. 
 
Two asses, they come togethar again. I come again and pee twice. 
Then I come one lasta tima." "You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex 
lives in public!" 
 
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who's talkin' abouta sexa? 
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."