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Sick, sick spamming bastard

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Kintaro:
I get hundereds of emails a day of this type... If i ever see the slag I will take his heart out through his arsehole with my bare hands.

Pissed_Macman:

quote: Dear Sir,
It is with heart full of hope that I write to seek
your assistance on the subject below.I am Mrs Mariam Abacha, the widow of the former Nigerian head of state,late General Sani Abacha whose sudden death occurred on June 8,1998. I got your e-mail address from the family library and decided to contact you with the spirit that you would be in a good position to assist me to receive into your custody(for safety),the sum of US18.5M US Dollars),Which my husband was about transferring to his account in switzerland through his expertriate parner before his death.The money is currently kept in trust deposit with a finance and security organisation.I am sure you must have read this story in virtually all the newspapers and magazines around the globe that my husband embezzled more than $5 billion dollars from the federal treasury and his accounts in Europe and America were frozen by the federal Government.His properties in Nigeria and abroad were also confisticated.It is indeed a known fact that the present democratic government of Nigeria has never extended the hands of friendship to my family,therefore, I considered it wise to look for means to transfer the money to a trusted account abroad for safe keeping and subsequent investment.  I will then introduce you to the finanace and security organisation as my late husband expertriate partner he was about transfering the money to before his death The Government had earlier placed embargo on overseas trip to all members of my family,thereby making things a lot  risk free from the business since the Nigeria Government is still not aware of the money.To this regard,I am prepared to offer you 35% of the total amount if you are able to get the money out from where it is currently deposited.
 If you are interested,please send your reply to my lawyer,BARR. Ernest Ndukwe on his Direct(E-mail  Address:[email protected]),he will furnish you with more details on how this transaction will be perfected. As you must know, my phone and fax numbers are already bugged by the Government security agents to monitor all activities and discussions going on in my family. A copy of this letter has been sent to my lawyer,therefore,he look forward to receiving from you soonest.

Sincerely Yours
Mrs Mariam Abacha(Widow)
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quote: Dear Mrs Abacha,
After reading your email I came to the conclusion that the right thing to do would be to take the money and become insanely rich. However, while driving home from work the other day I noticed several suspicious-looking white vans filled with angry Nigerians following me to my home. After wondering if this had something to do with my killing spree, I suddenly remembered your email and hit the gas.

After a violent chase that left many people dead and my right arm severed completely from my body, I realized that I cannot take your money. I also urge your to run away before these angry Nigerians try to kill you too.

Sincerely,
[email protected]
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I have received a whole bunch of emails from foreign poeple wanting to send me money on all of my email accounts. It made me paranoid, but after seeing the letter at Belg88 I see that this is more common.

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