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Xeen

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FDA Approves Human Brain Implant Devices!
« on: 14 April 2004, 19:55 »
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 For years, futurists have dreamed of machines that can read minds, then act on instructions as they are thought. Now, human trials are set to begin on a brain-computer interface involving implants.


Very interesting article.

Let's hope Billy Gates doesn't set his mind on developing software for this. Otherwise, the Blue Screen of Death will take on a whole new meaning.
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« Reply #1 on: 15 April 2004, 00:05 »
Imagine Microsoft still being the dominate software company in the future of Star Trek.


Worf:  Direct hit on our srarboard nacelle. Sheilds down to 17%

Geordi:  Oh fuck! Captain, we are having a warp core breech in progress.

Picard:  Eject the core, Geordi!

Geordi:  Shit!  I am trying captian, but I keep getting "illegal operation".  Estimate 30 seconds to core breech.

Picard:  Mr Data, activate emergancy transporters!

Data:  emergancy transporters are offline.  Atempting to override.


Data enters some commands in to his console and a big BSOD appears on the viewscreen.  "Fatal OE exception has..." and so on.  Picard stares at the blue color for a couple of seconds with no hope left and then--  BLAM!!!
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FDA Approves Human Brain Implant Devices!
« Reply #2 on: 15 April 2004, 01:40 »
Someone has to do a photoshop now...get me a good pic of a wide-eyed, scared person, and I'll add BSODs to it.  :D
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« Reply #3 on: 15 April 2004, 02:33 »
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« Reply #4 on: 15 April 2004, 18:40 »
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Originally posted by MindFlyer-Paladin9:
Imagine Microsoft still being the dominate software company in the future of Star Trek.


Worf:  Direct hit on our srarboard nacelle. Sheilds down to 17%

Geordi:  Oh fuck! Captain, we are having a warp core breech in progress.

Picard:  Eject the core, Geordi!

Geordi:  Shit!  I am trying captian, but I keep getting "illegal operation".  Estimate 30 seconds to core breech.

Picard:  Mr Data, activate emergancy transporters!

Data:  emergancy transporters are offline.  Atempting to override.


Data enters some commands in to his console and a big BSOD appears on the viewscreen.  "Fatal OE exception has..." and so on.  Picard stares at the blue color for a couple of seconds with no hope left and then--  BLAM!!!


Why did you post this? This was old when you were sucking your mothers teet.
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« Reply #5 on: 16 April 2004, 00:06 »
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Originally posted by macman.sucksatmath.net:
Why did you post this? This was old when you were sucking your mothers teet.


What are you talking about?  I just made it up right there.  Honestly.
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