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attention Bobs and friends of Bob
Calum:
sounds more like scientology to me.....
choasforages:
hmmm this makes me happy
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* You should, in time, lose as many braincells as possible. Drinking in excess, going to heavy metal clubs, or banging your head against the wall is a good way of achieving this.
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i wunder if my TURBO-CAFF TEA , does this, i don't think 1000mg /*at leaast that's what it feels like*/ of caffiene per quart onces is too good/*i calculated it out*/ and one drinks this shit/*it doens't taste too good*/ . i don't think it is too good to drink 2 quarts at a sitting. o well, if you want instructions on the stuff ill post them
Calum:
so, re: the title of this topic... how can one be a friend of Bob? i thought all non Bobs were to be destroyed, once assimilation had been ruled out?
doens't make for a calm atmos does it?
As an aside, is the hamster eating necessary for Bobs? For those of you who do not know, GizzardBob, the leader of this cult has made this instruction guide for eating the cuddly rodents. This is my favourite part of that page:
quote:DISCLAIMER:Kids: Don't upset your parents my eating the pet hamster, they will be annoyed and may beat you. This entire page is a joke, please don't follow up my steps. Hamsters don't really taste nice. I think. Don't try and sue me or anything, you won't win 'cos I've done this disclaimer, ha haaaa! Yaa boo and sucks to you! No hamsters were injured or eaten in the creation of this page. Well, one hamster was, but he died shortly afterwards so the suffering didn't last long. Sign my guestbook!
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