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voidmain:
You will only get viruses with the Microsoft HookerXP. If you use the open source version of Hooker v1.0 you can be assured that Hooker v1.0 is free from viruses and has had a significant amount of inspection. If you are still unsure, you are more than welcome to inspect the Hooker v1.0 source code before you use it.

Also Microsoft HookerXP is only compatible with ManWithSmallWeenie v98723.4 Lite. The open source version of Hooker v1.0 can be adjusted to work with all versions of ManWithAnysizeWeenie.

[ October 25, 2002: Message edited by: void main ]

hm_murdock:
wow... my skirting around with those types of products left me with a bitter taste in my mouth.

I signed on for a beta program called Love. I received Love Public Beta 1, but upon installation it damaged my filesystem. It must have been a trojan... for I ended up with Mental Breakdown 98, MPD For Workgroups 3.11, as well as a few other pieces of malware.

Luckily, though I jumped platforms and now currently run The Jimmy James X.

heh... my own experience with love sucked.

trc3:
Girlfriend 1.0 ran good for about for about 2 years, then it started having conflicts with homies 3.2 and eventually it crashed and I havn't been able to find a new version since.  But i've ran slutty 2.2 a few times but as you know it only runs for one night then steals your wallet and you never see it again.  I also ran crazy-nut-case-chick beta2 for a few weeks but it was very unstable and got sent to a nut house for the time being.

Kintaro:
After numerous attempts at relationships with chicks i met at school, partys, other places... I gave up, So i just go for the Easyroot 1.0

Easyroot 1.0:
Try StrongAlcohol V1.0 and Drugs 1.2 and the new Anselware virus protection on PartyGirl 2000 and you will be right. Make sure you use FakeDrink 2.2 so she thinks your defenceless but your not, then use the escapebeforeshewakes() funtion. That way you will not pick up any viruses, become commited to anyting like marrige, its an easy renewable source of FreeSex called OpenSex, but does have cost of Transport and platform.

Kintaro:

quote:Originally posted by Zombie9920:
Thankfully, I don't see myself upgrading to WifeXP for a long time because I'm perfectly happy with GirlfriendXP SP2. ;P

The strippers at Titty Bar 2000 are fun to watch sometimes(and GirlfriendXP SP2 can't do anything to stop me from visiting Titty Bar 2000    :D    ). I've never tried Hooker v.anything because I don't want to pick up a virus that can't be quarantined by any Antivirus software.

[ October 25, 2002: Message edited by: Zombie9920 ]
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