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voidmain:
Let's see... at what distance from earth would one have to be to maintain an orbit around it at a velocity of a few times the speed of light?  And if he dropped the presents would they not maintain the same orbit?  Hmmmm...  I'm all for putting Bill Gates in that orbit though.  Better yet, just fire him directly toward the sun. And Steve the red nosed Balmer could lead his way.

[ May 22, 2002: Message edited by: VoidMain ]

Kintaro:
How do all the present's get made by eleves, as in where do all the plastics and other resources come from. ????????????????????

Master of Reality:
although i do not promote the use of santa claus to little children, but if you must know.... Santa really gets all the toys made in pakistan and other far-east countries by slave labourers  

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