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M$ bashing quotes
Enmity:
Any of you read some funny quotes that are generally M$ / Bill Gates bashing? I have one here:
quote:If Bill Gates had a dollar everytime Windows crashed...oh wait, he does.
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jasonlane:
quote: Bill Gates is a cunt
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- Zardoz
quote: I see little commercial potential for the Internet for at least ten years.
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- Bill Gates
quote: I believe OS/2 is destined to be the most important operating system, and possibly program, of all times
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- Bill Gates
quote: I think it would be pretty bizarre if OS/2 finds any popularity
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- Bill Gates
quote: Bill Gates is a liar.
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-Zardoz
quote: 640K ought to be enough for anybody.
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- Bill Gates
quote: Love him or hate him. Frankly, I'm shocked at the number of people in love with a man who has single-handedly turned the bulk of the software industry to crap.
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- unknown
quote: UNIX is an operating system, OS/2 is half an operating system, Windows is a shell, and DOS is a boot partition virus.
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- Peter Coffin
quote: When you say: "I wrote a program that crashed Windows", people just stare at you blankly and say: "Hey, I got those with the system -- for free
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-Linus Torvalds
quote: Saying that XP is the most stable MS OS is like saying that asparagus is the most articulate vegetable.
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-Dave Barry
quote: It's no coincidence that the most popular PC books go by names like "Windows for Dummies". Detroit doesn't sell books like "Oldsmobiles for Idiots" or "A Foul-Up's Guide to Fords"
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-Patrick L Anderson
quote: Ninety percent of computer users use DOS. I'd rather tell them to do drugs
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-Scott McNealy
quote: M$ SUCKS!!!!
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-everyone
quote: The best way to prepare [to be a programmer] is to write programs, and to study great programs that other people have written. In my case, I went to the garbage cans at the Computer Science Center and fished out listings of their operating system.
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- Bill Gates
quote: Windblow$ users will choose dancing dogs over security any day.
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-Zardoz
quote: anyone stupid enough to use a Windows computer deserves everything Gates can dish them, including the viruses
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-unknown
[ October 04, 2003: Message edited by: Zardoz ]
[ October 04, 2003: Message edited by: Zardoz ]
Canadian Lover:
quote:
Our hardware works better without windows
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So true!
TheQuirk:
quote:Windblow$ users will choose dancing dogs over security any day.
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Personally, I would choose a dancing dog over security as well. I mean, I love my dog and all, but it certainly can't damce!
Pissed_Macman:
quote:If Bill Gates had a dollar everytime Windows crashed...oh wait, he does.
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ROFLMAOMAOASLKFGOAO!!!!!!!!!
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