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Enmity

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« on: 4 October 2003, 19:42 »
Any of you read some funny quotes that are generally M$ / Bill Gates bashing? I have one here:

 
quote:
If Bill Gates had a dollar everytime Windows crashed...oh wait, he does.
TCPA
DMCA
RIAA
LONGHORN

Mix'them together... What do you get?

A BIG FUCKING PILE OF STEAMING SHIT!!!


jasonlane

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« Reply #1 on: 4 October 2003, 20:13 »
quote:
Bill Gates is a cunt


- Zardoz

       
quote:
I see little commercial potential for the Internet for at least ten years.


- Bill Gates


       
quote:
I believe OS/2 is destined to be the most important operating system, and possibly program, of all times


- Bill Gates

     
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I think it would be pretty bizarre if OS/2 finds any popularity  


- Bill Gates

       
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Bill Gates is a liar.


-Zardoz

       
quote:
 640K ought to be enough for anybody.


- Bill Gates

       
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Love him or hate him. Frankly, I'm shocked at the number of people in love with a man who has single-handedly turned the bulk of the software industry to crap.


- unknown


     
quote:
UNIX is an operating system, OS/2 is half an operating system, Windows is a shell, and DOS is a boot partition virus.


- Peter Coffin

     
quote:
When you say: "I wrote a program that crashed Windows", people just stare at you blankly and say: "Hey, I got those with the system -- for free


-Linus Torvalds

     
quote:
Saying that XP is the most stable MS OS is like saying that asparagus is the most articulate vegetable.


-Dave Barry

     
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It's no coincidence that the most popular PC books go by names like "Windows for Dummies". Detroit doesn't sell books like "Oldsmobiles for Idiots" or "A Foul-Up's Guide to Fords"


-Patrick L Anderson

     
quote:
Ninety percent of computer users use DOS. I'd rather tell them to do drugs


-Scott McNealy


     
quote:
M$ SUCKS!!!!


-everyone





   
quote:
The best way to prepare [to be a programmer] is to write programs, and to study great programs that other people have written. In my case, I went to the garbage cans at the Computer Science Center and fished out listings of their operating system.


- Bill Gates


   
quote:
Windblow$ users will choose dancing dogs over security any day.


-Zardoz

 
quote:
anyone stupid enough to use a Windows computer deserves everything Gates can dish them, including the viruses


-unknown

[ October 04, 2003: Message edited by: Zardoz ]

[ October 04, 2003: Message edited by: Zardoz ]

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« Reply #2 on: 4 October 2003, 21:48 »
quote:

Our hardware works better without windows



So true!

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« Reply #3 on: 5 October 2003, 02:09 »
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Windblow$ users will choose dancing dogs over security any day.


Personally, I would choose a dancing dog over security as well. I mean, I love my dog and all, but it certainly can't damce!

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« Reply #4 on: 5 October 2003, 02:15 »
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If Bill Gates had a dollar everytime Windows crashed...oh wait, he does.


ROFLMAOMAOASLKFGOAO!!!!!!!!!

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« Reply #6 on: 22 October 2003, 23:26 »
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