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What if GOD was Microsoft ?

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ROOK:
- The sun would need to be "rebooted" every NOON
- The dinosaurs would have been wiped out by a BSOD
- We'd need to re-install our genetic sequence every 3 months
- All churches/mosques/sinagogues/temples would need to sign an NDA before being able to view the text of the "bible"
- The devil would be out of business since "God" would have swiped the intellectual property for evil long ago.
- The pope would be a lawyer
- We'd all bust out nerf pads at sunrise and pray to Redmond
- Our holy symbol would be a the $
- When you die your soul turns into bits (if you've been good) and gets incorporated into Windows code
- When you die your soul turns into bits (if you've been bad) and gets incorporated into the Linux kernel
- The anti-christ is "born of the penguin"
- Jesus would have been using Windows XP (instead of Linux)
- Mohammed would have been using Windows XP (instead of FreeBSD)
- Abraham would have said "fuck it" and stuck with pen & paper
- You'd have to pay for an "upgrade" to be born and to die
- The human brain would contain 400 trillion neurons but only 4 of them would actually do anything useful
- GREED would NOT be one of the "Seven deadly sins"
- The "bible" would be full of pictures (and no text)
- Al Gore would have REALLY invented the Internet
- We'd all be convinced that NetBUEI was a REALLY cool protocol

Heeheee

ROOK
"God, please save me from your followers!"

Pissed_Macman:
This is older than this guy:

Kintaro:
Oh my god that was lame.

Mistshadow:
I'm waiting to hear that M$ is suing God.

Great_Satan:
Microsoft employees and their children would blow you up.

http://home.ripway.com/2003-12/43034/pics/plokiddies.jpg

Edit: replaced by a link. And xeen is right, this picture is getting old.

[ January 23, 2004: Message edited by: Laukev7 ]

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