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Forum Game: The Bar
Windows_SuX_@$$:
10 shots of Vodka
Why isn't bill gates married?
Because he is gay...
NikS:
I come inside the bar with two friends of mine.
I'm to young to drink beer, so I order a
0,7 liter bottle of Vodka
(I seem to tell weird things when I'm drunk)
A plane has crashed somewhere in the Pacific. In a half an hour only four survivors (1st Pilot, 2nd Pilot, a male passenger and a stewardess) got to the desert island. After five days the 1st pilot said:
-Enough of this perversion.- and killed the stewardess. After next five days the 1st pilot said:
-Enough of this perversion.- and buried the stewardess. And after next five days the 1st pilot said:
-Enough of this perversion.- and dug out the stewardess.
TheQuirk:
Water.
Psyjax, Macman, and Ecsyle went on a small boating trip. Somehow, they crash onto an island. The boat is completely wrecked, but the shore is pretty close--only ten or so minutes of swiming. The only problem is that the water is filled with penis-eating sharks--and the only "tool" they have is one glass Coke battle. How do they get back to shore, along with their wangs?
:D
Laukev7:
quote:Originally posted by TheQuirk:
Water.
Psyjax, Macman, and Ecsyle went on a small boating trip. Somehow, they crash onto an island. The boat is completely wrecked, but the shore is pretty close--only ten or so minutes of swiming. The only problem is that the water is filled with penis-eating sharks--and the only "tool" they have is one glass Coke battle. How do they get back to shore, along with their wangs?
:D
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Fuck each other in the arse, and the one in front stuffs his dick in the bottle?
Ha ha ha, I get it.
[ October 26, 2003: Message edited by: Laukev7: Has half Macman's posts ]
TheQuirk:
quote:Originally posted by Laukev7: Has half Macman's posts:
Fuck each other in the arse, and the one in front stuffs his dick in the bottle?
Ha ha ha, I get it.
[ October 26, 2003: Message edited by: Laukev7: Has half Macman's posts ]
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Boy, that was crude. Sorry I said that. Also, I should have probably replaced "coke bottle" with "mac." You know, because of al the mac-sex stuff we heared about a few months back.
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