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My New Religion!
Calum:
bob, bob, bob! will this hijacking of philosophies never end? ;)
Master of Reality:
and the second number for the anti-bobs(lazygamer) IP is:
14*.***.**.**
slave:
All right I have some VERY inane and annoying things to say concerning all this talk about religions:
FIRST AND FOREMOST: Do you think you can add Bill Gates to your list of officially worshipped money-whores on your polytheism website?
There are ten gods I worship and they are very angry and jealous that you guys worship other gods. Don't blame me if you get struck by lightning or get your wrists "accidentally" slashed by XP cd's while walking through Best Buy.
Is it a good idea to worship Ronald McDonald as a god? You see, I don't want to end up in Ronald McDonald hell because I hear it's the worst hell of them all.
Does unicorn worship turn you into a unislut (a half girl, half unicorn always stuck in heat) like my friends tell me it does? Or are they just pulling my leg? I need to know, because I really think unicorns deserve to be worshipped, what with their grace and beauty and the fact that they saved earth from the Martians. I just dont want it to turn me into a horny bitch or i might get fucked by all those unicorns... again.
Does God care if I masturbate to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Surely he wouldn't mind as he created everything, including my desire to have sex with Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles, so really it's his fault, or am I wrong here?
I want to be as godly as possible, so I need to know if God himself is religious. Does God worship anyone, or is he himself an atheist?
I want to be a god, where can I get the paperwork to apply for such a position? What do I have to do in order to be worshipped as a god (other than turning water into wine and having long hair)
quote: The Cult of bob is the only religion that ensure there is no fighting... Peace for all!
--- End quote ---
Actually the best guarantee for peace is to stop believing in god(s), period. (Look at the Middle East or northern ireland for recent examples)
Either that, or everyone start worshipping Bob. Bob is good! We are all Bob! You WILL join us.
[ August 14, 2002: Message edited by: Master of Reality / Bob ]
Master of Reality:
k...that was a good point. Of course my god, she worships herself all the time (if ya know wht i mean) and is always busy drinking her braincells away. But what about other gods? are they athiest or what? how could they not be athiest unless the believed in another god. If a god worshipped another god, wouldnt that be admitting that the otehr god is mightier?
oh yeah, Xp user, never try to play leap frog with a unicorn as much as you worship them. Whats wrong with being a unislut anyway? Sex all day mmmmmmmmmmmmmm i see nothing wrong with that.
Master of Reality:
and the third number for the anti-bobs(lazygamer) IP is:
142.***.**.**
Join us Lazygamer, or should i say Bob!!!!!
[ August 14, 2002: Message edited by: Master of Reality / Bob ]
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