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A Disturbing Theory
Pissed_Macman:
I think we can safely assume the reason we haven't heard from Webmaster in a while is because...
HE'S DEAD!!!!
That's right, he could have had his head squished by a cement roller, been skewered by a rusty meat hook, gotten acupuncture from a nail gun, gotten run over by a zamboni, gotten crushed to death in a giant waffle iron, thrown into a pit of rabid llamas, or the most disturbing theory of all...
MICROSOFT GOT TO HIM!!!!
Maybe the Microsoft Secret Police finally realized that this website and forums were a true threat to the future of their corporation and dragged Webmaster off in the night. Maybe he's alive, maybe he's not, but the most important thing to keep in mind is MICROSOFT IS COMING FOR ALL OF US NOW TOO!!! EVERYONE HEAD FOR CANADA, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!!
hm_murdock:
::gets my dad's 'Nam USAF shirt, a WWII-era M1 rifle, a lot of ammo, and a whole bunch of MREs from the local surplus store::
Aww yeah, bring Mr. Bill on!
Calum:
actually he posted last week. i think he reads here quite often actually, sorry to burst the bubble...
voidmain:
quote:Originally posted by Jimmy James: Mac Commando:
::gets my dad's 'Nam USAF shirt, a WWII-era M1 rifle, a lot of ammo, and a whole bunch of MREs from the local surplus store::
Aww yeah, bring Mr. Bill on!
--- End quote ---
Mmmmmm, MREs. I've eaten hundreds of them babies! I like the chicken pattie surprise the best. I ate as many as 5 a day in Saudi (many people wouldn't eat them so they gave theirs to me). That's about 5000 calories, and I lost weight!
More on MREs:
http://www.millennium-ark.net/News_Files/Food/MREs.html
lazygamer:
Maybe you lost weight because MRE's are very nutritionaly sound?(fat+calories does not always determine the general "health" value of a food) Also you probably had alot of physical activity.
Im suprised, those are rations, yet they look delicious! I also like how they appear to support meat, meat is awesome!
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