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« on: 21 July 2004, 18:34 »

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« Reply #1 on: 21 July 2004, 18:47 »
i beleive that is in centigrade 488.3~ (Farenheit 911) which is awesome, check it out.

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« Reply #2 on: 21 July 2004, 19:28 »
I bet he's going to push to make it the new national anthem.

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« Reply #3 on: 22 July 2004, 01:59 »
That was pretty funny.  :D   It actually didn't sound that bad to me.  But what do I know.  

 
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I bet he's going to push to make it the new national anthem.

Not gonna happen.  (not even with Ashcroft)
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« Reply #4 on: 22 July 2004, 02:12 »
uh... if Ashcroft came out with a gosepel album, I'd buy it (or pirate it).

that's damn good... both the song itself, and his performance.
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« Reply #5 on: 22 July 2004, 02:40 »
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Not gonna happen. (not even with Ashcroft)



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« Reply #6 on: 22 July 2004, 04:21 »


Well, you guys hate him so much...  :D
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« Reply #7 on: 22 July 2004, 16:21 »
http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/usa/john-ashcroft/

 
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In the post-September 11 environment, Ashcroft decided to inspire his Justice Department employees by starting each day with song. But such godless standards as the "Star Spangled Banner" just wouldn't suffice. Ashcroft wrote his own song, "Let the Eagle Soar," and forced his hapless subordinates to join him in a daily caterwaul of defiance to such outmoded concepts as "separation of church and state":


And I was actually being sarcastic!  :eek:

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« Reply #8 on: 22 July 2004, 21:12 »
Was Asscroft in the glee club or something in high school or college? That wouldn't surprise me, especially with Bush having been captain cheerleader in college.

I can't believe this is actually what the Justice Department spends its time on. Bush spends 40% of each year on vacation, Dick hides out in a bunker planning world domination, and Asscroft spends time writing songs and forcing his staff to sing them every morning. And then they wonder why our intelligence is so poor...

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« Reply #9 on: 23 July 2004, 01:00 »
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"separation of church and state"


Learn the meaning behind where the phrase came from.

Thomas Jefferson fully intended the United States to be a Christian nation, but wished to endorse no particular denomination.

The phrase "wall of separation" was coined in a letter to a Presbyterian (I believe) congregation that thought that there should be a church presence in Congress. Jefferson fully disagreed, because the founding fathers did not want the church... the organization... meddling in government, and they didn't think that government should meddle in the affairs of the church.

They did, however, fully believe that it was a Christian nation, and a Christian government. I believe it was George Washington who said "without faith, you have no morals... without morals, you're no better than a tyrant king".

edit: I had to add in there... "PWNED J00, F001"

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« Reply #10 on: 23 July 2004, 01:05 »
Please note that this is not a political matter, but one of history.
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« Reply #11 on: 23 July 2004, 02:14 »
update...

it was the US Supreme Court... a liberal court, that some of you nutjobs would support, that slandered Jefferson's words in 1959. This was the case that "banned prayer" from public schools.

I think it would be funny to circulate a petition and get it rammed through congress that "Amen" be added to the end of the Pledge of Allegiance.

Why? Because it would anger the people who run around like headless chickens squawking "WALL OF SEPARATION!! WALL OF SEPARATION!!"

I hate those dickheads.
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« Reply #12 on: 23 July 2004, 02:32 »
Why would you need to add that? It already contains "one nation under God"
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« Reply #13 on: 23 July 2004, 03:30 »
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Originally posted by flap:
Why would you need to add that? It already contains "one nation under God"


 
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Why? Because it would anger the people who run around like headless chickens squawking "WALL OF SEPARATION!! WALL OF SEPARATION!!"

I hate those dickheads.  


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« Reply #14 on: 24 July 2004, 03:46 »
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Originally posted by zolo:
Truly horrible.

Ashcroft - Egales flying song

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he's a certified idiot.  So he can sing all he wants
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