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[NikS]

...and then I woke up having a terrible hangover  

[TheQuirk]

God damn it. PEOPLE. Stop using the "...and then I/he/someone woke up for a dream/hangover/something else" excuse! It's stupid! JUST STOP! STOP! STOP!

Anyway, continuing. As NikS was waking up, he realized he was a hostage to a group of giant Chechen cyclopes.

[Stilly]

these cyclops had eye lasers which made them even more dangerous. The cyclops were holding niks hostage so that they could attract people for the unveiling a new line of cyclops eyewear but there was one problem...

[M51DPS]

The stupid designer forgot that he was making the eyewear for cyclops and made normal eyewear. During the unveiling attending cyclops, being very sensitive about having only one eye, started rampaging around the place and destroying everything. At least until . . .

[Pissed_Macman]

...Papercut Man showed up, flinging a salvo of razor-sharp paper at the cyclopses' eyes. Their eyes exploded into a bloody mess, blinding them all and causing them to stand around confused. They were now noclypses!!!

[jasonlane]

It was soon discovered though that they weren't even proper Cyclopses, they were fake ones. It was because Bill Gays had stole all the real ones and...

[Pissed_Macman]

...replaced them with killer robots!! After several seconds of standing around look confused, the noclopses transformed into 90 foot tall killer robots running Windows.

[M51DPS]

Luckily, since they were running windows, they all BSOD and exploded. Unfortunately they were powered by nuclear reactors so . . .

[Stilly]

they began to spew candy like any normal nuclear reactor. When the robots exploded it destroyed a lot of crap so everybody went crazy and...

[Pissed_Macman]

the human race was ended. All six billion people on earth died as the planet was consumed in a rolling cloud of deadly fire. However...

[Stilly]

...the cockroachs survived and after 8 million years evolved to be just like humans only they had all the roachy goodness. The new cockroach society was flourishing until....

[kibawarior]

they created computers and we find out bill gates had saved himself from death and froze himself in a crio chamber he then came up with windows cocroach edition but the cocroach men had enough brains to use linux.

[jasonlane]

Also they found that it was easy enough to attack the so called port "135" to render Bill Gays Impotent for the rest of his un-natural life... He was finished in software, who knows, maybe he would run for president?

[Pissed_Macman]

But instead Bill Gays decided to live in a cabin by a beautiful lake with a magical dog named Desmond. After living in this peaceful place for a few months Bill Gays went back to his old ways and started up Microsoft again, selling Windows to all the woodland creatures. But after all the woodland creatures realized that it was utter crap, they orgnanized raids on Bill's cabin. One day even his magical dog Desmond turned against him and ripped Bill's intestines out. Shortly afterward the cute little woodland woodland creatures consumed the corpse, leaving only a bloody puddle on the floor. And so ended the life of Bill Gays.

[jasonlane]

'Thank God for that',  breathed humanity in a mutual sigh of relief, phew! No longer do we have utter shite software to contend with, just shite software. However in the murky background $CO had found a piece of Bill Gays $crotal sack and had used this to sequence Bill Gays D#NA# (it was proprietary dna). $CO CEO'$ used Winblow$ LongToothFogHorn for all the $equencing#, it was proprietary what ever it was. After many days of compiling emerged...

[ August 13, 2003: Message edited by: Zardoz ]