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[Stilly]

a horrible beast that looked somthing like this:


SCO had also found saliva samples of Gate's lawyers on the scrotum sample so they used it to bring many lawyers to take over the world

[jasonlane]

What The Fuck Is That!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (hehehe) Exclaimed everyone and Fox news. Nonetheless the scrotal lawyer son's of a hoar, I have the c#lapp Gays were let loose on this sorry world of ours.

"God this is getting awfully twisted he mused to himself. I wonder what would happen if I...."

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[Pissed_Macman]

"...turned myself into an aardvark." Just then..

[M51DPS]

Aliens decided to come to Earth and enslave the human race to make small trinkets and collectibles for alien tourists, who also like to buy humans and take them home for pets and to be just plain mean. Some of the aliens bought a Eartharium

[kibawarior]

the beast mutated in to bill gates and he took over sco the world was under him at last but wait somewhere two experimental genetically enhanced penguins were born one called tux the other called kiba together they faught m$ with linux everyone realised they were superior and began to crossover everything was fine untill bill atacked with his army of sco kiba and tux were battle hardend wariors so they took out thier kitanas and beheaded the sco dorks unfortunately the m$ geeks had arrived and there were to many for poor kiba and tuxthey took many injuries but they battled on untill thier muscles gave way luckily a giant metal apple protected the wariors untill they recovered they found wepons inside the apple kiba took an uzi tux took a buzuka a rifle a pistol and a machine gun they masacerd the geeks when they ran out of amo then they took out there kitanas and began beheading again the battle lasted for months the geeks numbers had dapleated it looked like the penguins brothers had won untill bill captured linux travalds their creator rather than give in to their demands he blew himself up doing some damage aswell. tux and kiba were struck with greif they now want revenge

[Pissed_Macman]

[wow that's the longest sentence I've ever seen]

So Tux and Kiba committed suicide in order to keep chasing Bill Gates. When they got to the pearly gates of heaven God was rather perplexed because the two were requesting to go to hell. Once in hell, Tux and Kiba hunted down and killed Bill Gates, which brought him back to life. The two of them also committed suicide and then again vowed to take revenge on the now living Bill Gates. After they killed him they again killed themselves and went to hell and killed him again. This went on for almost twenty years until...

[avello500]

a wierd looking fellow named optimus prime crashed a big ass ship into the mountains. once settled he and his friends lended a hand in collapsing the esence of bG into a escape-proof vehicle headed to the nearest blackhole. once free from there pursuits...

[NikS]

...bg was sucked into the black hole which appeared to be an obsolete alien Death Ray ultra killer ship. After examining the main computer he found out that the aliens had installed a system named dX 5MopuIM (alias windows xp - poor assholes read everyrthing upside down) and accessed all its systems. He made an infernal laugh and directed the ultra killer Death Ray ship to the Earth. When the ship reached the planet billy boy smiled and pushed a HUGE FIRE DEATH RAY PLANET ANNIHILATOR BLASTA NEUTRON CANNON ((c)opyright)  and laughed wickedly. But poor motherfucker forgot 'bout his shitty OS on board of the ship - and instead of blasting the shit out of the Earth with a DEATH RAY PLANET ANNIHILATOR BLASTA NEUTRON CANNON ((c)) the ship suddenly self-destructed, vaporising BG...

[Pissed_Macman]

who went to hell, followed shortly by Tux and Kiba, who took revenge on him by killing him and bringing back to life and then killing him again and going back to hell to kill him again. This continued for forty years until...

[Stilly]

Rambo comes in and blows the fuck out of everything, then decides to open a up a barber shop but since everyone blew up the business failed so he....

[kibawarior]

joined kiba and tux in their unending search for revenge until finaly they had killed gates so many times that he apeared in netherhell where he was put on the most creulest of devices watching as everyone used linux and apple products while he was forced to use his own shitty os andwas made to write astory with a knife up his but for giving bill such a harch punishment kiba and tux were reborn and had been granted a wish whilst rambo was reborn with a brain
tux and kiba wished for the rebirth of linus travalds when he was reborn he, kiba and tux were democratically crowned kings they stayed together uniting the world untill the aleins returned..........................................   :eek:

[Laukev7]

... and blew everything up to make some space hor the hyperspace highway. Fortunately, the mice are rescued by Ford Prefect, so they clone the planet, losing all data about the meaning of life. However, they successfully reinstalled Life 2.1 and Humans 8.5 from a backup copy made a few hours ago. Hell 6.66 was corrupted, so it wasn't installed properly, and Bill Gates was overwritten.

[ August 15, 2003: Message edited by: Laukev7 ]

[ August 15, 2003: Message edited by: Laukev7 ]

[kibawarior]

unfortunately this new society wanted to learn the secrets of old earth so a group of them reversed time. (stupid huh ) they realised they could not reverse time their presence caused a anomaly which scared away the aleins.

kiba and tux joined forces with them for the next wave of the aleins attack they also curopted their superior technology with a virus called windows.

they could use their thrusters to which was lame the war would still continue but

[Pissed_Macman]

everyone would wear pink hats while they fought, the aliens included. As a result, history knew this war as The War of the Shrubberies. After the war had finally ended 600 years later the galaxy looked like a piece of swiss cheese,

[avello500]

then homer simpson ate the universe. while he did this he was heard saying" mmm cheese"
it wasn't until...