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funny license plate----
xyle_one:
im driving back to work from lunch and i stop at a red light. In front of me is the big ass ford with the license plate "psyborg". i thought nothing of it till i looked at the license plate "cover"(i guess cover, its the peice of plastic that borders some plates with stupid sayings on them). It read "Microsoft Certified". after i read that, i looked at the plate again and started cracking up. It was way too fitting for a microsoft certified jackass. i wish i had had my camera with me to capture this moment.
solo:
::faints::
::satanic voice:: I AM PSYBORG. WHY DO YOU SPEAK OF MY SKILLS LIKE THIS? I AM MICROSOFT CERTIFIED BECAUSE I AM ONE OF MR GATES MANY LOVE SLAVES, AND BECAUSE I AM MADLY IN LOVE WITH HIM. ::/satanic voice::
::wakes up::
Whoa.
Pissed_Macman:
*runs in circles yelling something about muffins and welfare, then looks around wondering why everyone is staring at him.*
Ug, summer needs to hurry up and get here, I think I'm losing my mind.
Faust:
I read through a microsoft certifed network engineer exam thingy the other day:
Which of these rely on the ICMP protocol:
1)traceroute
2)ping
3)netstat
4)telnet
oh and they actually said in big letters up top "there may be more than one answer." (In case you need help here it's 1 and 2 ;) )
I want to get a MS certified network engineer certificate now... Next time a troll says "Linux is crap and I know because I have a little certificate that says I'm smart" I can whip out my certificate and loudly proclaim : "it's not that hard, jesus. And Linux is better."
Hey theres a thought, let's all get certified by MS and start invading pro MS forums... :D
"Out of my way! I'm certified! I know more than you! Use Linux!"
xyle_one:
quote:Originally posted by Faust:
I read through a microsoft certifed network engineer exam thingy the other day:
Which of these rely on the ICMP protocol:
1)traceroute
2)ping
3)netstat
4)telnet
oh and they actually said in big letters up top "there may be more than one answer." (In case you need help here it's 1 and 2 ;) )
I want to get a MS certified network engineer certificate now... Next time a troll says "Linux is crap and I know because I have a little certificate that says I'm smart" I can whip out my certificate and loudly proclaim : "it's not that hard, jesus. And Linux is better."
Hey theres a thought, let's all get certified by MS and start invading pro MS forums... :D
"Out of my way! I'm certified! I know more than you! Use Linux!"
--- End quote ---
dude. lets all get certified! that would be funny. people would take you seriousely (even though M$ certification is a joke ;) ) and then you can spread truth. "Infect Truth" style
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