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Master of Reality:
would it be open source?
voidmain:
quote:Originally posted by Master of Reality / Bob:
Make the next windows (that will only be used on Microsofts computers) overheat the processor so that all the computers will burst into flames and burn down the company. Then i will collect the insurance and buy a big island in the atlantic to live on and get a helicopter and a hummer (the helicopter will carry the hummer around). Then being corrupted by running MS for that short time, i would put up something to take control of all the icebergs and charge people if they dont want one hitting their ship. I would also control the icegerg bottled water trade.
they wont be charged money for anythng though. I will give away the bottled water. I will demand one female from the ships that dont want to hit an iceberg
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Hey, can I be your president and chairman of the board? The board would be made up entirely of Hooters girls of course!
Master of Reality:
i would also tell ballmer to come into work late one night (at 23:00) and then claim that i thought he was a burglar when i shot him execution style in the back of the head.
trc3:
Na, I say keep ballmer as the local jester, he could run around the building all day jumping up and down yelling. Personally I find him quite amusing...
Calum:
quote:Originally posted by VoidMain:
And if that didn't work I would burn the place to the ground, gather up all the ashes, and fire them toward the sun.
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oh yes! i like it a lot!!!
actually, i think i would cease production of windows, and all their shitty dos/win32 software and turn microsoft into an honest to goodness linux or bsd vendor as soon as possible.
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