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UODU:
G'day Guys,

I was just going over some previous posts and in the 'war on bullshit' I notice there was a certain amount of hostility against lawyers... I can't imagine why... Not!


Having thought about it for a while; about a nanosecond, I thought why not... since these mongrels protect and do the dirty work for the likes of Gates (spit on the floor) and the tobacco companies... in fact big companies in general, why not vent our spleens about this scourge...


I think it was Twain who said;-
"Lawyers substitute reality for words and then argue over the words"


Anybody care to add to this?

Regards
Braindead

Pissed_Macman:
I believe it would be in humanity's interest if we just launched lawyers, used car salesmen, and video store employees into the sun.

choasforages:
NO NO NO NO!!!!!, at least the suns lawyers are helping my coffee be good on when looking out a window

Refalm:

quote:Macman, Crusader of Justice: I believe it would be in humanity's interest if we just launched lawyers, used car salesmen, and video store employees into the sun.
--- End quote ---


You forgot people who pretend to know computers, but really suck at it (this includes Microsoft employees). Those people are the worst, and made almost violent once.

[ January 17, 2003: Message edited by: Refalm ]

SpeeDFreaK:
We have to get rid of the right kinds of lawyers. Ones that work to defend companies that produce cigarettes for example, can be shot off into the sun. Don't forget corrupt politicians that need to be sent off into space. And people who run organizations that are interested in the removal of fair use and the public domain (**AA, Disney). The list goes on. Someone else continue it for me, it's 1:15 in the morning and i've got some work to do on my car.

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