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Toddler's Rules of Ownership

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Pissed_Macman:
Toddler's Rules of Ownership

1. If I like it, it's mine.

2. If it's in my hand, it's mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.

6. If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.

7. If it looks just like mine, it's mine.

8. If I think it's mine, it's mine.

9. If it's yours and I steal it, it's mine.

Whoops! These aren't a toddler's rules... They're just part of
Microsoft's
business plan.

choasforages:
sad, indeed very sad. and its sickaning that its true. well maybe the parents/*in this case the government*/ need to spank the little/*err huge but that would sound disproportionant*/ toddler into submission

Ctrl Alt Del 123:
Tell me something I don't know.

lazygamer:
LISTEN YOU STUPID RETARD BABY!
/smacks toddler
You gonna listen?
/smacks toddler again
I DIDN'T DONATE MY VASTLY SUPERIOR SPERM TO YO MOMMA JUST TO HAVE A RETARD!
/smacks toddeler again
NOW STFU AND BE L33T!

Ummm don't report me to Social Services now, ok?  ;)

Master of Reality:
'dammit toddler, i cant believe out of 8 million, you were the fastest one'

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