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Gates to Be Knighted
mobrien_12:
Yahoo News Story
Well, they announced it last year and it's finally going to happen tomorrow (Wednesday).
MrX:
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Gates will kneel in front of the sovereign, who will gently tap him on the shoulder with a sword.
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i hope the sovereign has turrets and slices off bill gate's head.
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"Microsoft technology has transformed business practices...
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yes they have. thanks to microsoft, lying, stealing, betraying, blackmailing and monopolising are now common in the business front.
Orethrius:
She doesn't need to cleave it off. Just apply a little extra pressure. "Oops, I am ever so sorry, it must have slipped. By the way, thank you for installing Windows Server at MI6. I must say, it saves us the trouble of worrying about classified documents, as most saboteurs already have access."
solemnwarning:
/me sneaks in and uses a winshit cd like a boomerang to slice off his head
THATS FOR FU**ING EVERYTHING UP!!! :fu:
wish i really had been there to smash his face in......
MrX:
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/me sneaks in and uses a winshit cd like a boomerang to slice off his head
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a boomerang cd would concequently come back and slice you. better make it a ninja star style cd, that way it won't come flying back to you.
Mr X
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