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The old, "how am I going to read my word documents" question answered.

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Kintaro:
Hypothetical Question: I am a Windows user. I have heard about this little insignificant operating system called Linux. I like the idea of Linux because at times Windows bothers me and also because I am deranged. This is of course not to affect the fact that I will not run Linux because I cannot run Microsoft office. I can however run a slightly more mentally disabled suite of applications called OpenOffice, however being a stubborn arsehole, or more likely: a common female, this change will be far to confusing for me to change over with.

Answer: Bollocks over your knackers for a bunch of dingos kidneys. Absolute rubbish from the giant tip at the end of the Universe in which all waste has cluttered to make an infinite black hole.

Why: I can now answer the question which is "How do you run Microsoft Office on Linux in the form of a jpeg image.

Refalm:
M$ Office on Linux fo' free:
Frank's Corner, Office 2000

M$ Office on Linux fo' cash:

WMD:
Are you drunk, kintaro? :p

Kintaro:
[Warez]

No I am not drunk, nor am I planning on becoming drunk until the 9th of July when I attend a party. I am however: insane. Completely babbling mad frulong de' nuts!

Refalm: Content edit. Warez link.

worker201:
Bah.

If someone wants me to read a Word document, I tell them to save it as an rtf before they send it to me.  That way, it opens in Linux or Windows, it doesn't use a proprietary format, and it can easily be tweaked into whatever the hell I want.

Remember, Word is just as much a Microsoft product as Windows, and both are septic tank fumes.

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