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How Many Linux/Windows/BeOS/Mac/etc etc Users DOES It Take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

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Orethrius:
How many BeOS users does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just the one, but he has to wait for the room to revolve around him.

How many Linux users does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
25.  One to notice the bulb is out, twenty to reply with the kneejerk "format and reinstall", one to make snide remarks about recompiling the kernel, one package developer who notices the bulb is out and says he'll get around to replacing it "in due time," one to bitch that the bulb is still out, and one distro lead to finally replace the damned bulb. Countless others to bitch that the distro "spoonfeeds lightbulb installation procedures."

How many Windows users does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I'll let you know once I finish reformatting.
OR
3.139295954339 *HEAP STACK OVERFLOW*

How many Mac users does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
You mean it was out?

:D

Share others here.

adiment:
one I came up with while Orethrius IM'ed me.

how many BeOS users does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, becuase nobody noticed the light wasn't working.

Laukev7:
From the FreeBSD FAQ:

http://www.freebsd.org/doc/en_US.ISO8859-1/books/faq/funnies.html#CHANGING-LIGHTBULBS


--- Quote ---17.3. How many FreeBSD hackers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One thousand, one hundred and sixty-nine:

Twenty-three to complain to -CURRENT about the lights being out;

Four to claim that it is a configuration problem, and that such matters really belong on -questions;

Three to submit PRs about it, one of which is misfiled under doc and consists only of
--- End quote ---

worker201:

--- Quote from: Orethrius ---How many Linux users does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
25.  One to notice the bulb is out, twenty to reply with the kneejerk "format and reinstall", one to make snide remarks about recompiling the kernel, one package developer who notices the bulb is out and says he'll get around to replacing it "in due time," one to bitch that the bulb is still out, and one distro lead to finally replace the damned bulb. Countless others to bitch that the distro "spoonfeeds lightbulb installation procedures."
--- End quote ---


You'd lose the 20 "format and reinstall" crowd if they would quit letting dumbasses give advice.

Zombie98223920:
This is the most unfunny shit I've ever seen.

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