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If you were Bill Gates what EVIL things would you do?

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Kintaro:
I am fucking sick of stupid "what would you do to make MS good" threads that are a dime a dozen and full of the same crap we have been hearing for the last 12 years. So here is a thread to talk about the Evil things you would do for pure pleasure with Bill Gates power.

Be as fucked up as you want. I will...

(00:57:10) Kintaro: im getting in my car and going headon with a truck at 140kmh
(00:57:13) Fowler: lol!!
(00:57:17) Fowler: no you're not
(00:57:29) Kintaro: yes I am
(00:57:44) Kintaro: I need to get God to explain this to me and send me back to earth
(00:57:48) Kintaro: as Bill Gates
(00:57:58) Kintaro: so then I can buy Stef and Jesses virginity
(00:58:04) Kintaro: in compensation for his cuntyness
(00:58:22) Doogee: hahaha
(00:58:32) Kintaro: man that would be rad
(00:58:38) Kintaro: a threesome with Stef and Jess
(00:58:44) Kintaro: id fuck there arses too
(00:58:52) Kintaro: and after that I would rape your brother
(00:58:54) Kintaro: ten times
(00:58:56) Kintaro: a day
(00:58:58) Kintaro: for
(00:58:59) Kintaro: a week
(00:59:03) Kintaro: and then pay him out
(00:59:24) Kintaro: and I would make Damon sit in gloryhole box to suck my cock whenever I want at home
(00:59:27) Kintaro: for a good wage

Kintaro:
I would also buy Microsuck and put it on an offshore server where I can host doctored pictures of Richard Stallman fucking children.

Kintaro:
(01:09:07) Kintaro: Oh man
(01:09:10) Kintaro: my bong is so rad
(01:09:14) Kintaro: I am going to marry it
(01:09:24) Kintaro: http://illhostit.com/files/5714476418065278/15-10-05_1909.jpg

noob:
i'd buy a quad opteron pc with 4 gig of ram per cpu and 40 terebytes of hdd space. fill every pci slot with the best pci graphics cards, ones with like 3 monotir ports and a monitor per port. each monotir would be a 100 inch HDTV and then i would go on ebay to find the ckeapest keyboard and mouse possible.

Aloone_Jonez:

--- Quote from: kintaro ---Be as fucked up as you want.
--- End quote ---

Are you sure?
Do you really want nightmares?
Alright then.

I'd make Winbloze automatically visit secretly M$ sponsored child porn sites, and then report them to the police. These sites would feature 6 year old virgins been  arse fucked, beaten, forced to eat dogshit and then finally being slowly lowered into sulphuric acid.

I hope that's fucked up enough for you.

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