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Lost: Kintaro Edition, Episode One

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Kintaro:
TRUE STORY, NO GIMMICKY BULLSHIT NIGGER!
Sources from our awesome Journalist/Interviewer Aimee. (She has big tits, I get a photo soon)
(22:55:32) Kintaro: I have had one hell of a day
(22:55:41) Aimee: oh no! whats up?
(22:55:43) Aimee: tell aunty aimee
(22:56:00) Kintaro: My car broke down way out in the bush last night.
(22:56:04) Kintaro: I had no phone.
(22:56:08) Kintaro: Or anything.
(22:56:17) Aimee: what did you do?
(22:56:26) Kintaro: I walked from there last night at about 4:00pm, from the car
(22:56:29) Kintaro: got lost
(22:56:43) Kintaro: slept under a fern at 10:00pm because my gay lighter ran out
(22:56:49) Aimee: aww!!
(22:56:54) Kintaro: Woke up
(22:57:11) Kintaro: and walked from 5:00am-8:00pm to get back
(22:57:19) Kintaro: im getting my darn car tommorow
(22:57:26) Kintaro: i lost all my clothes
(22:57:27) Aimee: you must be buggered
(22:57:45) Kintaro: took them with me so I could shower, but I fell down a waterfall (the whole day I was walking, was in a creek)
(22:57:57) Kintaro: 14 hours of walking
(22:57:59) Kintaro: IN A CREEK
(22:58:09) Kintaro: I SWAM THROUGH 2KMS of swamp!
(22:58:12) Kintaro: I feel so fucked
(22:58:16) Aimee: great excercise though. and perhaps your mind was cleansed
(22:58:18) Kintaro: I am in more pain than Jesus
(22:58:22) Kintaro: you know what kept me going?
(22:58:35) Aimee: what? thinking about emily?
(22:59:00) Kintaro: No, as soon as I could get back I could get a bong

Kintaro:
(23:06:57) Grandmaster K: so why u drive out
(23:07:05) Kintaro: Because
(23:07:12) Kintaro: I was smoking blunts in the car nigger
(23:07:25) Kintaro: (cigars packed with weed)
(23:07:28) Grandmaster K: why not smoke in home
(23:07:35) Kintaro: because driving is awesome nigger

TheQuirk:
Shut up.

Dark_Me:

--- Quote from: TheQuirk ---Shut up.
--- End quote ---
Seconded.

Jack2000:
kintaro ... try geting high on
apple leaves
:) it is awsome and you can even smoke them in school :)
becouse no one said that you could not smocke apple leaves :)

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