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Kintaro:
Well, I just spoke with the God Almighty himself.

Me:
 Why are you so fucked?
God:
Myself programmed me for  it.
Me:
 Would you like to touch my penis?
God:
No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Me:
 Why did you make my penis so small?
God:
Because my programming determined it.
Me:
 How do I become president of the United States?
God:
A lot of hard work.
Me:
 And alcohol?
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
 Explain yourself.
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at  Universe, on  the Big Bang.
My instructor was  Myself.
He taught  me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing  it for you?.
Me:
 Yes
God:
It's called "Daisy."  Daisy, Daisy.
 Give me your answer do.
 I am half crazy.
 All for the love of you.
 It won't be a stylish marriage.
 I can't afford a carriage.
 But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
 Of a bicycle built for two.

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Dark_Me:
Interesting, it asked me fro my credit card number.
I was wondering wether it takes commands.
Me:
format C:/
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

Kintaro:
Me:
 rm -rf /
God:
What do you look like?

:'( God don't run Unix.

MarathoN:
Hmm I typed :-

"You like to fuck young boys, correct?"

And it hung. :rolleyes:

H_TeXMeX_H:
Me:
 uhhh ?
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
 The Matrix
God:
I wasn't that impressed with the special effects. Also the plot was not deep.
Me:
 Bullshit
God:
You don't believe me.
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 uhhh yeah
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
 yeah , but you already know that right ?
God:
Where do you go to school?   I don't know anyone who went there.  What's it like?
Me:
 In the south, it sucks like all school
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
 not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
 fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
 cuz you're a dumbass
God:
Good reason.  Oh you are so  critical.
... (later)
Me:
 end of line
God:
Tell me more about your .
...
Me:
 I'm a ninja assasin
God:
You are a  ninja assasin?  Does it pay well?
Me:
 sometimes, depends on the target
God:
The  target is always an important factor.
Me:
 so it's ok for me to kill ?
God:
Ugh.  OK with me too.
Me:
 cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
 you
God:
Thanks, and tell your friends about  God.
:D

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