Stop Microsoft
Miscellaneous => The Lounge => Topic started by: <ScrewGates> on 3 December 2001, 22:30
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I'm loving it. Having been in this business for decades and having worked for most of that time with *real* operating systems, I have a special appreciation for the crapulence of Microsoft products.
Love your online store, too -- but for that special salute to Gates & Company, what you really need is fuckmicrosoft.com toilet paper!
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Well, unfortunately, right now we're limited by what Cafe Press (http://www.cafepress.com) sells. If they don't have it, we can't offer it.
Retarded, yes, but it's the only way I can sell stuff on the site without the need to make a big up-front investiment. So unfortunately that means no toilet paper any time soon.
Great idea, though. (http://smile.gif)
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Too bad Cafepress kicked us out :)
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Too bad Cafepress kicked us out :)
why kicked????????
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Let me guess because you didn't obide by the terms of service (http://www.cafepress.com/cp/info/help/tos.aspx).
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Let me guess because you didn't obide by the terms of service (http://www.cafepress.com/cp/info/help/tos.aspx).
what did microsuck do wrong?
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what did microsuck do wrong?
Basically being anti-Microsoft, and Cafepress fearing a lawsuit.
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Isn't there any one else you can ask?
[OFFTOPIC]Why was ScrewGates' account nuked?
I always thought trolls were banned, but I've never seen an account deleted before, except for hero999 but that was because it was a temporary test account and I asked for it to be removed.[/OFFTOPIC]
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That could be an account that failed during tranfer of the database to the new forum software.
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[OFFTOPIC]Why was ScrewGates' account nuked?
I always thought trolls were banned, but I've never seen an account deleted before, except for hero999 but that was because it was a temporary test account and I asked for it to be removed.[/OFFTOPIC]
[OFFTOPIC]The account wasn't nuked.
Before 2002, guests where allowed to post messages.[/OFFTOPIC]
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Off topic: Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun.
Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue-green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.
This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much most of the time. Many soulutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green peices of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green peices of paper that were unhappy.
And so the problem remained; lots of the people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches.
Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said even the trees had been a bad move and that no one should have ever left the oceans.
And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after a man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change, a girl sitting on her own in a small cafe in Ricksmansworth suddenly realised what it was that had been going wrong all this time, and she finally knew how the world could be made a good and happy place. This time it was right, it would work, and no one would have to get nailed to anything.
Sadly, however, before she could get to a phone to tell anyone about it, a terrible catastrophe occured, and the idea was lost forever.
This is not her story.
But it is a story of that terrible stupid catastrophe and its conseqences.
It is also the story of a book, a book called The Hitch Hiker's Gude to the Galaxy - not an Earth book, never published on Earth, and until the terrible catastrophe occured, never seen or even heard by any Earthman.
Nevertheless, a wholly remarkable book.
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[size=20]DON'T PANIC[/size]
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PANIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD
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DESTROY THE GUIDE TO THE UNIVERSE!!!
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Destroy That Little Robot Thingy That's Hanging Out With Those Two Guys
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WEIRD ONE THAT :p
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WHAT A POST!!!!!
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One vote for bin. :D
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I think you should know I am feeling rather depressed.
Not really.
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THE CONTENT IN THE FOLLOWING POST HAS BEEN RATED G FOR GENERAL AUDIENCES.
HI!!!
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THE CONTENT IN THE FOLLOWING POST HAS BEEN RATED R.
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The content of the following post has been rated wrong.
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Green.
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this post has spoilers in it.
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this post has spoilers in it.
YOU LIED!
This post doesn't have spoilers in it.
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I can't believe your reputation is still green. Are you creating false accounts, and then rating yourself ?
Mr X
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YOU LIED!
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Your introuble now, postin copyrighted material on the internet, oh man your is so much trouble
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I thought you nerds would appreciate this:
http://home.nc.rr.com/inbedwithhomer/STFU%20vader.gif