Stop Microsoft
Miscellaneous => The Lounge => Topic started by: Canadian Lover on 26 May 2003, 05:09
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http://geraldholmes.freeyellow.com/whyMSrules.html (http://geraldholmes.freeyellow.com/whyMSrules.html)
This "why microsoft rules" page is full of propraganda
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Wow, that website is hilarious! The idiot can't spell or back up his reasons at all. Did he make that website thinking that it was a good idea?
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Thats gotta be a joke
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Yeah there's noway that's real.
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LOL! What a retard! But how could such a moron even have HEARD of FreeBSD?
This is OBVIOUSLY a joke. He just knows too much.
Hilarious!
[ May 25, 2003: Message edited by: Laukev ]
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That's called democracy (http://smile.gif) He can post everything even if it's complete bullshit :D
We don't need to kill him for this. (Alpha to Bravo. Snipers in position and ready to fire. (http://smile.gif) )
I guess poor guy prays on Blue Screens Of Death :D
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You do know its a joke, right?
Come on, he has the mugshots
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He made a nice poem about Microsoft:
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98 windows windows 98
I put it on my computers
And then it loads and I play space cadet and I like that real good
98 windows is on my computers
This guy thinks the greatest thing about Windows is "Space Cadet". The truth is, Space Cadet only comes with Windows Plus! on Windows 98. And everyone knows that Space Cadet is just a level from Maxis Pinball that Microsoft bought to put in their OS.
[ May 26, 2003: Message edited by: Refalm ]
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Come on people. This is a joke. I especially liked the part where this guy refers to Linux as linus. :D
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This (http://geraldholmes.freeyellow.com/MSadvocacy.html) page is great for Ex Eleven (http://tongue.gif)
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I think that I'm now stupider from reading that site.
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wow... Whoever wrote that needs mental help (providing the perosn who wrote that actualy meant it) :eek:
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Originally posted by usr/bin/maniaman:
wow... Whoever wrote that needs mental help (providing the perosn who wrote that actualy meant it) :eek:
haha! I agree!
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This page is for Micorsoft and all those who like to use windows and Micorsoft stuff. It isnt for anyone else. If you are a linus user you cannot use this webpage same goes for apples In fact I prohibit it and you will get in trouble:
Ha! it looks like we'll get in troble regardless of freedoms! What a retard!
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Today i recevieds a bizared serious of emails from too peoples and I think that this proofs how their are conspircies out ther taht evil linus peolples try to do:
>From: Jason Schumaker <[email protected]>
>To: [email protected]
>Subject: Linus is the best!
>Date: Thu, 2 Dec 1999 16:26:25 -0800
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>Hello Chair-ald,
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>I recentl y came acorst your sit e and realized that you are one
>of the smartest people in the world, if not the net. I must say
>that I work at Linus Jernal and that I am only do it to get into
>the infilitrationary aspects of operating system technology. No
>one know this, but I works for the Micorsoft and daily give info
>about the long hares and hippies to Bill Gates and Steve Ball-me.
>The hardest part about working for the linus Jrenal is having
>to wear my hairs long and hippelike. I clog up the drain and
>scare the purty girls and just have to cry to sleep every nite.
>But I konw that one day i will be put on the cover of windrows
>magazine and one day I will be staying the weekend at Bill Gates
>house and swimming in his pool and playing hide and seek with
>Belinda (if you know what I mean - wink!).
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>Everyone who works here smells like dirt and eats mud for lunch.
>The womyn don't shave and neither do the men, and there was a
>toferkey for Thanksgiving which is just as UnAmerican (un Micorsoff)
>as killing little babies. I hate the linus and consider me to
>be a martyr in the name of NT and BG and all that. Please put
>to me in your prayer and I will be there or here doing what
>I do, which is to take down this most holey of evil rags.
>
>You rule!
>
>jason
>--
>===================================
>
>Jason Schumaker
>Editorial Assistant, Linux Journal
>[email protected]
>
>===================================
haw haw haw!!!
this guy has some sense of humour!
haw haw!
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Why oh why do stupid jokes like this scare me so much lol.
I love the letters from LJ (are those real?).
If this retard is serious though, we really should whip out the snipers. We can't have such damaging propaganda being spread ::note sarcasm::
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Originally posted by Panos:
Come on people. This is a joke. I especially liked the part where this guy refers to Linux as linus. :D
long hair!
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I can tie my own shoes but I usually where the velcro type ones they are easier just like windows is easy
:D
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Originally posted by Refalm:
The truth is, Space Cadet only comes with Windows Plus! on Windows 98.
Space Cadet Pinball was included with WindowsPlus! in 1996.
Pinball.exe Created: Tuesday, October 24, 1995
[ August 23, 2003: Message edited by: Bigsleep ]
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D'oh And the funny bit is....
http://uptime.netcraft.com/up/graph/?host=freeyellow.com (http://uptime.netcraft.com/up/graph/?host=freeyellow.com)
Yup he is a dork and his server runs linus and apake.
:D
Sime
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Originally posted by Refalm:
And everyone knows that Space Cadet is just a level from Maxis Pinball that Microsoft bought to put in their OS.
Aw dammit it is? :mad: I kinda liked that game. :(
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Good god, I've lost count of the number of times blatantly obvious jokes like this have been posted to this forum and everyone's actually taken it seriously. No offence, but how stupid can you possibly be? I mean how more obvious would it have to be for you to realise it was satire?
[ January 26, 2004: Message edited by: flap ]
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Bill Gates made everything that you have that is good today windows and the internet. Im not voting for Al Gore because he tried to take credit for the internet when that credit really belongs to Gates who not only discovered the interenet but invented it too. Thats pretty nice I think.
that just about sums up his intelligence don't u think?
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Well I hope you're not talking to me, because I don't believe it. ;) The guy knew what all that stuff was, but was still a moron. :D
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why the fuck did you resurrect this?
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Nothing better to do, I guess...
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maybe...
but I kick ass... so much in fact, that I can't help but rock
btw, I'm hijacking this thread
(http://jimmyjames.sytes.net/media/kirk.jpg)
http://jimmyjames.sytes.net (http://jimmyjames.sytes.net)
edit: my site is cooler than that MS site
[ January 26, 2004: Message edited by: jimmyjames.sytes.net ]
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Originally posted by Jimmy don't give a shit about MS:
why the fuck did you resurrect this?
Probably because of that (http://forum.microsuck.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=11&t=000497) thread.
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This site is mad.
I love it, the man is the smartest person in the world.
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sometimes things like this NEEd resurrected, jamesy jim!
anyway, http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Plains/6271/micro015.html (http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Plains/6271/micro015.html)
since that's relevant too i think...
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parachutes!! :-D