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Operating Systems => macOS => Topic started by: ravuya on 22 April 2002, 23:04

Title: The Mac is Satanic, obviously...
Post by: ravuya on 22 April 2002, 23:04
According to this imbecile (http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/28/24968.html), the Mac is a hypnotic tool of Satan that promotes Darwinism, Atheism, Satanism and all that other stuff that Christians don't like.

Personally, I'm Atheist, but this still offends me. Where does this guy get off bashing my platform? He should be off bashing other religions or whatever it is these idiots do.

It's interesting to note that while he does bash open-source (says it's Communist), his site is running on Apache with Linux, according to Netcraft.
Title: The Mac is Satanic, obviously...
Post by: psyjax on 23 April 2002, 00:02
Dude, this is a joke. No nutty fundamentalist can actually buy in to this crap.

It can't be real.
Title: The Mac is Satanic, obviously...
Post by: cahult on 23 April 2002, 00:23
This is something we in Sweden call the "Only in America-syndrome". This can never happen in Sweden for a number of reasons.

1) We didn
Title: The Mac is Satanic, obviously...
Post by: Master of Reality on 23 April 2002, 03:53
quote:
Originally posted by cahult:
This is something we in Sweden call the "Only in America-syndrome". This can never happen in Sweden for a number of reasons.

1) We didn
Title: The Mac is Satanic, obviously...
Post by: Master of Reality on 23 April 2002, 03:59
quote:
founded by long-haired hippies  

i thought both of them had short hair, and spent most of their time in a garage working on the computers, not partying and sparkin up J's
Title: The Mac is Satanic, obviously...
Post by: gnomez on 23 April 2002, 04:15
quote:
It's interesting to note that while he does bash open-source (says it's Communist), his site is running on Apache with Linux, according to Netcraft.


I'm sure he has nothing to do with that, as he sounds far too idiotic to set up his own web server.  It would be funny to tell him that his web site is hosted by Communist software, however.  ;)

 
quote:
Originally posted by psyjax:
Dude, this is a joke. No nutty fundamentalist can actually buy in to this crap.


Yes they can, this is exactly the definition of "nutty fundamentalist."  There are hordes of them where I live, and they believe stuff even more out-of-touch with reality than this loser.  Also just do some searches on the internet...  You can find some real dumbasses within minutes

Oh well, if a fundamentalist hates something then it has to be good   :D

I wonder what he thinks of Microsoft?
I don't see how he could derive any esoteric analogies from the Windows logo...
Title: The Mac is Satanic, obviously...
Post by: psyjax on 23 April 2002, 05:11
Ya, Im a fan of fundie ranting  :D

I think they give christianity, and indeed religion as a whole a bad name.

Their twisted narrow-minded world view does make for some fun reading:

www.chick.com (http://www.chick.com)

www.capalert.com (http://www.capalert.com)

And this tresure trove of people who think they know as much as God does:

http://logosresourcepages.org/ (http://logosresourcepages.org/)

Look in there for articles concerning how Pokemon is satanic.

The irony of the whole thing is that one basic Biblical principal, as well as a basic principal of logic, is that you CAN'T know anything for sure.
Title: The Mac is Satanic, obviously...
Post by: ravuya on 23 April 2002, 06:27
This particular shithead has pissed me off, and he has contributed to my overall poor health.

Thus, I will be taking the opportunity to let my rage out at the first Christian fundie which tries to recruit me tomorrow morning (hell, they even recruit their own kind, they're like a damn virus)

Morons.org will give you all you need to know about these Paleolithic imbeciles.
Title: The Mac is Satanic, obviously...
Post by: badkarma on 24 April 2002, 17:42
that logoresources site is sooooooooo full of crap, with the satanic pokemon and all, I just couldn't stop laughing....

come to think of it .... the pope actually declared that pokemon was not evil and teached good values to little kids iirc ....
Title: The Mac is Satanic, obviously...
Post by: Calum on 24 April 2002, 18:48
oh come on! everybody knows that those longhairs at Apple Computing do all like Darwin!!!

Seriously though, folks, how do you get Pikachu on a bus?...

(wait for it)

POKEMON!!!

(read it aloud if you don't get it...)
Title: The Mac is Satanic, obviously...
Post by: Master of Reality on 25 April 2002, 06:25
magic: the gathering kicks ass!
i got a hell of a lot of old magic cards. I havent gotten any new ones in years, i dont think the new ones are as good, they make the game too easy, the new cards are too "good". I love playing with those old decks and still kicking ass with them  (http://smile.gif)
Title: The Mac is Satanic, obviously...
Post by: Master of Reality on 25 April 2002, 06:27
quote:
Originally posted by Calum:
oh come on! everybody knows that those longhairs at Apple Computing do all like Darwin!!!

Seriously though, folks, how do you get Pikachu on a bus?...

(wait for it)

POKEMON!!!

(read it aloud if you don't get it...)


ah, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, i get it now!

  :D    :D    :D
Title: The Mac is Satanic, obviously...
Post by: Macman on 25 April 2002, 14:43
quote:
But there are even darker undertones to this company than most are aware of. Consider the name of the company and its logo: an apple with a bite taken out of it. This is clearly a reference to the Fall, when Adam and Eve were tempted with an apple by the serpent. It is now Apple Computers offering us temptation, thereby aligning themselves with the forces of darkness.


HAHAHAAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA (Sorry, man, you screwed up the layout. I don't want to have to read something ten thousand columns long - Ravuya)

This darwin Mac thing is ridiculous! I hate religion!

[ April 25, 2002: Message edited by: Ravuya ]

Title: The Mac is Satanic, obviously...
Post by: Macman on 25 April 2002, 14:44
I dont get the pokemon thing.
Title: The Mac is Satanic, obviously...
Post by: Zombie9920 on 25 April 2002, 14:58
quote:
Originally posted by Macman:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH(snip)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! (Yup, it's me again - Ravuya)

This darwin Mac thing is ridiculous! I hate religion!



That post really screwed up this threads layout. Surely one of the natives will jump your ass for that. ;P

[ April 25, 2002: Message edited by: Ravuya ]

[ April 25, 2002: Message edited by: Ravuya ]

Title: The Mac is Satanic, obviously...
Post by: Calum on 25 April 2002, 15:24
if i was an administrator for this forum, i certainly wouldn't be too happy about it. Maybe you could include more spaces for breath in your posts when laughing. MacMan? and for easy readability too. Let's hope Ravuya or psyjax or somebody sorts this out before too long...
Title: The Mac is Satanic, obviously...
Post by: badkarma on 25 April 2002, 17:51
quote:
Originally posted by Macman:
I dont get the pokemon thing.


I get it ... I just dont think it's really funny....

poke 'em on

.....
Title: The Mac is Satanic, obviously...
Post by: ravuya on 25 April 2002, 18:34
Okay, I snipped out some laughing, mostly because the view screwed up and I really don't want to be reading stuff ten thousand columns long.

If you wanna post something that long and obnoxious in the future, please break it up with carriage returns so web browsers know how to align the tables better.
Title: The Mac is Satanic, obviously...
Post by: Macman on 27 April 2002, 13:54
oops. I uhh... just started laughing...