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Miscellaneous => Applications => Topic started by: Kintaro on 8 April 2002, 19:10
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How do i make my site block users of Internet Explorer. And send them too a different page?
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Originally posted by X11:
How do i make my site block users of Internet Explorer. And send them too a different page?
Here
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Or you could just copy the Friday code from this site.
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you could do that, but that would be useless because it was set to block browsers that identify as IE, not actually just IE, so you would have to modify it to get it to work properly with letting through, say, opera identifying as IE, but not letting through IE itself...........
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just use that IE exploit thing. I think anyone in IE will get the picture after "format c:" comes up.
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can someone using Opera and someone using IE please view this page http://www.angelfire.com/ri2/42 (http://www.angelfire.com/ri2/42) and tell me whether you get to the real page or not.
I used the javascript method and also encrypted the source so people cant see the "real"(homepage) URL to go to, which is www.angelfire.com/ri2/42/now.html (http://www.angelfire.com/ri2/42/now.html) in case you want to see it.
[ April 08, 2002: Message edited by: Master of Reality ]
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you=asshole
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Originally posted by Gooseberry Clock:
you=asshole
you the hell are you talking to, fucktard?
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quote:
Originally posted by Calum:
you could do that, but that would be useless because it was set to block browsers that identify as IE, not actually just IE, so you would have to modify it to get it to work properly with letting through, say, opera identifying as IE, but not letting through IE itself...........
If you use opera, tell it to identify as
Mozilla, or opera. Because whats done is dont.
Try and point Opera (as IE) or IE to my site now
(http://smile.gif) - Have fun.
In future i will have it divert IE users to a porn link that will make me a few cents for ever IE user. And fill there screen with popups.
Arnt i a nasty barsted.
I will have add's soon (http://smile.gif)
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Originally posted by Gooseberry Clock:
you=asshole
If you are talking too me.
I agree i am the biggest Asshole in the world.
I am bigger than your mums ass and im just an asshole gooseberry. so imageine the enormus size of the ass surrounding me.
So yes im such an asshole i might Winnuke you the first chance i get my hands on your IP.
[ April 09, 2002: Message edited by: X11 ]
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X11, it isn't working, i just visited yr site using opera (identifying as opera naturally) and with IExplode, and they came up with the same page (index2).
I am using MacOS 9, does it only work with windows versions of IExplode?
ALso, i love that idea of redirecting IE users to porn sites, and making money offit!
BUT
you should remember that Opera stupidly sets itself to identify as IE by default. A lot of people won't know that (or may forget to change it after they install) so they would unfairly be caught up in the scam. As i remember, months ago somebody posted a post which outlined how to tell the difference between IE and Opera identifying as IE, so yuou could conceivably make the distinction with yr redirect...
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Originally posted by Master of Reality:
can someone using Opera and someone using IE please view this page http://www.angelfire.com/ri2/42 (http://www.angelfire.com/ri2/42) and tell me whether you get to the real page or not.
Sorry, boss, i just looked at it in Opera 5 on MacOS9 and it redirected fine but it still allows me to see the true URL.
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Originally posted by Calum:
X11, it isn't working, i just visited yr site using opera (identifying as opera naturally) and with IExplode, and they came up with the same page (index2).
I am using MacOS 9, does it only work with windows versions of IExplode?
ALso, i love that idea of redirecting IE users to porn sites, and making money offit!
BUT
you should remember that Opera stupidly sets itself to identify as IE by default. A lot of people won't know that (or may forget to change it after they install) so they would unfairly be caught up in the scam. As i remember, months ago somebody posted a post which outlined how to tell the difference between IE and Opera identifying as IE, so yuou could conceivably make the distinction with yr redirect...
Sorry, boss, i just looked at it in Opera 5 on MacOS9 and it redirected fine but it still allows me to see the true URL.
I've tested it, but yes i think it only blocks windows versions. I will test it in VMware now
i have also added code to
"index2.html" that kicks IE (http://smile.gif)
Becuase before if you typed x11.150m.com/index2.html it would work on any browser.
----------------------TESTING----------------
Nup it works, i tested it my site in IE now diverts when you use IE!
Gee, i am an asshole.
I havent got the email yet from my add provider.
But when i doo IE user will make me MONEY$$$$$
(Gee my own browser monopoly>
I feel a bit like bill gates now! (http://x11.150m.com/invested.jpg)
He he. Give me your money.
Maybe i will make users activate my products (http://smile.gif)
[ April 09, 2002: Message edited by: X11 ]
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i just typed in http://x11.150m.com/index2.html (http://x11.150m.com/index2.html) and got your site fine using Internet Exploiter 5 in MacOS9.
Like i say, it actually makes me unhappy to be able to view it in IE, as i want yr fantastic idea to work! i couldn't find that post about what the difference is between IE and Opera identifying as IE btw, so can anybody enlighten us on how to apply the appropriate filter?
X11 i referred this page to my sister who knows much more about javascript than me so maybe she'll have an idea...
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Well then i hope you get me some good news.
I dont know javascript myself, but most i can
learn just about anything.
The good news is i now have FreeBSD working
but it didnt come with support for my Intel 810
video, so im using lynx right now. at the console.
If you can help me find video support that would
be very cool.
And thank-you for all the support people.
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i ,can't help you as i haven't got that OS yet...
hey, didn't somebody else post either today or yesterday about that exact same chipset giving him grief with linux?
i advised that person to search with google, as i had a video problem with my SiS630 chipset. i did just that, search on google with the chipset and the OS name in the query and ten will get you twelve you'll see a bunch of people with the same problem and a few with some solutions.
Good luck, let us know how you got on!
and how did you get FreeBSD working btw? (i'm interested as i may get it next) (or is that in your FreeBSD topic??)
PS, i just tried to visit these forums using MacLynx B1 and i couldn't! a mate of mine has a phpBB board that worked fine, but this one wouldn't!
[ April 09, 2002: Message edited by: Calum ]
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quote:
Originally posted by X11:
If you are talking too me.
I agree i am the biggest Asshole in the world.
I am bigger than your mums ass and im just an asshole gooseberry. so imageine the enormus size of the ass surrounding me.
So yes im such an asshole i might Winnuke you the first chance i get my hands on your IP.
[ April 09, 2002: Message edited by: X11 ]
i'm a pretty big asshole myself, i dunno 'bout you, but i'm sure i could get several people to back me up that i'm the biggest asshole around.
I've even got a certificate of upgrade from half-assed to complete asshole.
[ April 09, 2002: Message edited by: Master of Reality ]
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Lets just say where both assholes
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Originally posted by X11:
Lets just say where both assholes
i'm too much of an asshole to agree with that, in fact, when i get Goosenberry's IP, i'm gonna do somthineg evil with it. That makes no sense, because i am such an asshole.
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Ha Ha! you can never get me! I am invincible!
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If Windows had exploits, I'd probably know about them.
[ April 10, 2002: Message edited by: Gooseberry Clock ]
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Originally posted by Master of Reality:
i'm too much of an asshole to agree with that, in fact, when i get Goosenberry's IP, i'm gonna do somthineg evil with it. That makes no sense, because i am such an asshole.
Hey MoR in an earlier post goosebuery posted an XP cd key, im such an asshole i dobbed him into
[email protected] - Goosenbury will goto jail soon.
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Originally posted by X11:
Hey MoR in an earlier post goosebuery posted an XP cd key, im such an asshole i dobbed him into
[email protected] - Goosenbury will goto jail soon.
thats not general asshole"ism". Thats directed assholery toward gooseberry.
Its freaking hilarious though.
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i'm such an asshole that i am gonna send this picture http://fuckmicrosoft.com/images/xp-launch.jpg (http://fuckmicrosoft.com/images/xp-launch.jpg)
to [email protected] and tell them that gooseberry is holding the cd
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Brilliant Idea, you might want to join the Anti Goosebury Accociation. Email
[email protected]
Where gonna use Microsofts services against them
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I got a reply, from Microsoft they said thank-you and
that they are looking into it.
I made up a story to them that i was a
retailer and that i loose thousands every
year from piracy.
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i e-mailed [email protected] about when this product: http://www.fuckmicrosoft.com/images/final.gif (http://www.fuckmicrosoft.com/images/final.gif) will be finished, as i was hoping it would be out by July, so i could get it as a present to a relative on his birthday.
[ April 12, 2002: Message edited by: Master of Reality ]
[ April 12, 2002: Message edited by: Master of Reality ]
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Originally posted by X11:
Brilliant Idea, you might want to join the Anti Goosebury Accociation. Email
[email protected]
Where gonna use Microsofts services against them
Or you could just join the Anti Clock Crew. Much simpler.
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X11, With IE6 and XP, I was able to get into your site, not re-directed to the index3.
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Originally posted by Ctrl Alt Del 123:
X11, With IE6 and XP, I was able to get into your site, not re-directed to the index3.
try getting into my sites:
http://abyss.servebeer.com (http://abyss.servebeer.com)
http://cheese.zapto.org (http://cheese.zapto.org)
http://apocalypse-now.servebeer.com (http://apocalypse-now.servebeer.com)
[ April 12, 2002: Message edited by: Master of Reality ]
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reply from microsoft:
maybe i should phone the sales office?
Hello Art,
Thank you for contacting Microsoft.
Art, we feel our Microsoft Sales office would be better able to address
this issue. They can be reached at (800) 426-9400 from 6:00 A.M. to 5:30
P.M. Pacific time, Monday through Friday.
If you have any additional questions, please let us know by replying to
this message.
Thank you,
Manoj
Microsoft Online Customer Representative
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From: [email protected]
Received: 4/12/02 1:07 PM
To: PSS Support
Subject: Re: product
Original Message Follows:
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i am e-mailing you about when this product (in picture attached) will be
finished, as i was hoping it would be out by July 19, so i could get it
as a present to a relative on his birthday.
Sincerly
Art
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Originally posted by Gooseberry Clock:
Or you could just join the Anti Clock Crew. Much simpler.
BUt i dont have too much against the CLock Crew except the fact that your in it.
What you should do berry, is get a butterknife and shove it up your ass bitch.
http://x11.150m.com (http://x11.150m.com)
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or... you could tell me where you live berry, and i'll come over there and shove your computer monitor down your throat. Then i could kick you in the ass so hard, your nose will bleed. Then i will use your tongue to paint my room.
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.....who's the bigger asshole now?
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Originally posted by Ctrl Alt Del 123:
X11, With IE6 and XP, I was able to get into your site, not re-directed to the index3.
Damn. i just checked statistics only 1 count for IE 60/XP so we seem too be fine.
Now all IE user divert to my add and make me a bit
of cash... And plese paypal me money.
I also wrote a document on WHY you should be using LINUX ITS HERE (http://x11.150m.com)I didnt block IE users from it.
USE LINUX
"Mirror Mirror, on the wall... whos the bigest asshole of them all"
"You are X11 becuase you just updated your site and now Intenet Explorer users make you a few cents."
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i got a tough choice to make.
to send users of IE to a truly evil place (microsoft.com)
or send them to a nice welcoming haven (fuckmicrosoft.com)
????
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remember to do as evil things possible to this IP: 66.119.33.167. Its the secretive cunts IP.
I have been using nmap on it for about an hour now. Scanning in every way possible, taking up his bandwith, and soon i will try to syn flood it.
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And if you do get in my site with Internet Explorer
Plese divert yourself away and click the ADDS
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this is why a chat room would be nice^^ look at the times of the last few posts.
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If we do get a chatroom i hope its HTML and JAVA
because i use a browser called ARachne and DOS
www.arachne.cz (http://www.arachne.cz) (Good old MS-DOS 6.00 has never let me down) And i use Lynx too. In fact i love lynx. I have the dos version of that too.
But i prefer Netscape and Mozilla for my Day 2 Day browsing. Opera's nice too.
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Originally posted by X11:
If we do get a chatroom i hope its HTML and JAVA
because i use a browser called ARachne and DOS
www.arachne.cz (http://www.arachne.cz) (Good old MS-DOS 6.00 has never let me down) And i use Lynx too. In fact i love lynx. I have the dos version of that too.
But i prefer Netscape and Mozilla for my Day 2 Day browsing. Opera's nice too.
ya, i was just at your website (using Mozilla) and went to the Arachne link, it looks like a pretty cool browser. how do you pronounce "Arachne", is it "a-ra-ch-n" or "a-ra-k-ne"???
[ April 13, 2002: Message edited by: Master of Reality ]
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Originally posted by X11:
If we do get a chatroom i hope its HTML and JAVA
because i use a browser called ARachne and DOS
www.arachne.cz (http://www.arachne.cz) (Good old MS-DOS 6.00 has never let me down) And i use Lynx too. In fact i love lynx. I have the dos version of that too.
But i prefer Netscape and Mozilla for my Day 2 Day browsing. Opera's nice too.
Since when does Lynx support Java and JavaScript even for that matter? Without looking at that DOS browser I would be very surprised if it can do Java and JavaScript as well. Lynx comes in handy for many things but Java isn't one of them.
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Arachne as in arachne is spider in greek
Im in the development team of Arachne.
Arachne is faster than opera
And no LYNX does not have javascript.
But my site still works.
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i might just get Arachne and DOS 6.0 or a DOS emulator, or use it in a MS-DOS window on my windoze computer. Does it work on DR-DOS, i'll use DR-DOS if it does.
[ April 13, 2002: Message edited by: Master of Reality ]
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Arachne is not yet able to Surf the net with windows
TCP/IP stack. If its Windows 98/95 or even ME you can dial up, as long as you dont have a winmodem.
Its a bit buggy and cant render things like (these forums) try
MS-DOS BROWSERS (http://www.fdisk.com/doslynx)