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All Things Microsoft => Microsoft as a Company => Topic started by: TB on 21 April 2005, 18:12

Title: Yet Another Ridiculous M$ Patent
Post by: TB on 21 April 2005, 18:12
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/04/20/ms_emergency_patent/

"The present invention provides a method and system for maintaining emergency data in a manner that provides straightforward user access thereto via a displayed emergency page (or set of pages) or other suitable user interface,"

That has to be one of the vaguest invention descriptions I've ever heard. Seriously, who the hell works at the Patent Office these days??? They obviously don't rubber stamp these applications.....especially considering that this particular application was filed a month after 9/11. It doesn't take an Einstein to figure out that this patent is void on grounds of prior art. I guess Luddites still exist.
Title: Re: Yet Another Ridiculous M$ Patent
Post by: Aloone_Jonez on 21 April 2005, 22:11
I don't think we have to worry about software patents as half of them are so retarded they won't hold up in a court of lay anyway.
Title: Re: Yet Another Ridiculous M$ Patent
Post by: Orethrius on 22 April 2005, 03:29
Quote from: TB
I guess Luddites still exist.

That's an insult to Luddites everywhere.
Title: Re: Yet Another Ridiculous M$ Patent
Post by: Calum on 22 April 2005, 18:01
I'm a luddite and i hate the concept of software patents!
Title: Re: Yet Another Ridiculous M$ Patent
Post by: TB on 22 April 2005, 20:10
I'm amazed nobody has picked up on my unintentional humour regarding Einstein and patents. I found myself giggling for a few minutes after typing that little gem.
Title: Re: Yet Another Ridiculous M$ Patent
Post by: Annorax on 22 April 2005, 22:55
I hate the concept of Microsoft patenting everything in sight.
Title: Re: Yet Another Ridiculous M$ Patent
Post by: jtpenrod on 25 April 2005, 04:36
I don't think we have to worry about software patents as half of them are so retarded they won't hold up in a court of lay anyway.

The problem is that the US Patent Office has gone completely nutz. They grant patents for some of the damnedest things these days, that Microsoft really doesn't have much choice other than to file these things. They have the deepest pockets around, and that's a ripe target for someone else to come along and beat them to a "patent", that could have them in a position to basically settle out of court, as fighting the suit would be more expensive.

That, in turn, could lead to an "open season" on bleeding them with these frivolous patents. To prevent that, they aggressively file first, regardless of the merits of the patent. Lawyers run amok is what's causing this.
Title: Re: Yet Another Ridiculous M$ Patent
Post by: themacuser on 28 April 2005, 05:56
Stupid software patents: Threatening aMSN and VLC - two apps I use every day. There are millions of others as well....
Title: Re: Yet Another Ridiculous M$ Patent
Post by: Simon on 1 May 2005, 23:58
Quote from: TB
I'm amazed nobody has picked up on my unintentional humour regarding Einstein and patents. I found myself giggling for a few minutes after typing that little gem.


I think everyone got it, but they chose to stay on topic and not post about it.
Title: Re: Yet Another Ridiculous M$ Patent
Post by: Kintaro on 2 May 2005, 10:22
Thats totally insane.
Title: Re: Yet Another Ridiculous M$ Patent
Post by: skyman8081 on 2 May 2005, 17:19
Do you REALLY need to spell it M-dollar sign.

It really doesn't make you look mature, in fact, it makes you look very immature,

Just a little aside.
Title: Re: Yet Another Ridiculous M$ Patent
Post by: Laukev7 on 2 May 2005, 17:40
It's also immature to constantly whine about how people choose to deride what they don't like, especially in a forum called 'Microsuck'.
Title: Re: Yet Another Ridiculous M$ Patent
Post by: Aloone_Jonez on 2 May 2005, 18:14
Ju$t $aying M$ i$ ok, but if you over-u$e it it doe$ make your po$ts hard to read. How dare you Microsoft rool$ M$ i$ much better than Lin$pire Lin$ux and open $ource $oftware or Macinto$h O$. :D
Title: Re: Yet Another Ridiculous M$ Patent
Post by: WMD on 2 May 2005, 21:08
/me high-fives Aloone
Title: Re: Yet Another Ridiculous M$ Patent
Post by: Jenda on 2 May 2005, 23:40
Aloone_Jone$, I hope you didn't mean that. (Although it might be better that Linspire)
Title: Re: Yet Another Ridiculous M$ Patent
Post by: skyman8081 on 2 May 2005, 23:52
Quote from: laukev7
It's also immature to constantly whine about how people choose to deride what they don't like, especially in a forum called 'Microsuck'.

 It's called credibility, I wonder why all the front page articles don't use it?

Using things like that makes it look like you have run out of facts to bash Microsoft with.

Weak.
Title: Re: Yet Another Ridiculous M$ Patent
Post by: Aloone_Jonez on 3 May 2005, 02:31
Ok serious mode on. :D

Quote from: skyman8081
It's called credibility, I wonder why all the front page articles don't use it?

Using things like that makes it look like you have run out of facts to bash Microsoft with.

Weak.


I can see your point, but this site's name doesn't help matters however, everything in moderation is fine.

I personally use M$ more when I'm joking but I'll still use it to add emotion to what I'm saying. For example in this context "Another M$ patent" the author implies they're pissed off with Microsoft's greed. I might say