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Operating Systems => Linux and UNIX => Topic started by: badkarma on 22 February 2002, 16:14

Title: Windows emulator for linux
Post by: badkarma on 22 February 2002, 16:14

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This program is guaranteed to effectively turn your linux box into a superperforming windows machine!

  :D  

(just save as windows.cpp, compile with gcc -o windows windows.cpp and start as a background process   (http://smile.gif)  )

[ February 22, 2002: Message edited by: BadKarma ]

Title: Windows emulator for linux
Post by: Calum on 22 February 2002, 16:17

i think i get the idea, but for the uninitiated (and the dumb!) what's it do?
This time, it's not sarcasm i'm afraid!

Title: Windows emulator for linux
Post by: badkarma on 22 February 2002, 17:02

like I said, it gives your linux box the unmatched performance of a windows system! (hint: it's all in the new operator)

Title: Windows emulator for linux
Post by: Centurian on 22 February 2002, 19:36

Hey,

 

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Originally posted by Calum:
i think i get the idea, but for the uninitiated (and the dumb!) what's it do?
This time, it's not sarcasm i'm afraid!

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Calum the program runs forever and does nothing other than slowly devouring your memory.

Nice one BadKarma   (http://smile.gif)  

One thought though shouldn't this be....

WindowsKernel::WindowsKernel()
{
n = "buy buy";
}

[ February 22, 2002: Message edited by: Centurian ]

Title: Windows emulator for linux
Post by: badkarma on 22 February 2002, 19:46

It should probably be "buy buy" yeah  (http://smile.gif)

Title: Windows emulator for linux
Post by: Kage on 22 February 2002, 22:29

Repeated fork() with malloc() without ever seeing free() is probably a good implementation of how windows works, too.

Title: Windows emulator for linux
Post by: voidmain on 23 February 2002, 06:14

Thank god for ulimit.