Stop Microsoft
All Things Microsoft => Microsoft as a Company => Topic started by: mobrien_12 on 16 April 2004, 08:51
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http://www.groklaw.net/article.php?story=20040415155729460 (http://www.groklaw.net/article.php?story=20040415155729460)
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The Public Patent Foundation has some news for us. They just filed a formal request with the USPTO today, asking them to revoke Microsoft's patent on the FAT file system because, they say, it's causing significant public harm. "Microsoft is using its control over the interchange of digital media to aid its ongoing effort to deter competition," the request states. With the request, they filed some prior art to demonstate that the patent was obvious and shouldn't have been granted in the first place.
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Ah, good. After all, didn't the CPM guys or QDOS guys write it originally?
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Who wants in on my patent on the hammer?
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Originally posted by Claris:
Who wants in on my patent on the hammer?
I already have a patent on "heavy objects that hurt", so there's no way you're getting a patent.
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Originally posted by Claris:
Who wants in on my patent on the hammer?
Guess what - Im gonna patent 'the wheel', it's new invention that I designed yesterday - Lets hope I get it - then ive got 100 years of back royalties waiting for me!!
LOL!
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Big deal, assembler programmers invent the wheel every day.
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Originally posted by M51DPS:
I already have a patent on "heavy objects that hurt", so there's no way you're getting a patent.
pshaw. My "objects" patent will beat that out.
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I got it! I'm gonna patent the atom. And since everything on Earth is composed of atoms, I own everything, including you!
Then I'm gonna patent ideas, which will give me ownsership of all intellectual property.
Finally, I'm gonna patent patents :D
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you do that and ill sue your ass for infringing my quark patent
i also already have a patent for patents
oh and the nervous system
[ April 19, 2004: Message edited by: The Stiller ]
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Originally posted by xeen:
[QB]I got it! I'm gonna patent the atom. [QB]
.. i'll patent matter, antimatter and energy. take THAT!
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Sorry guys
United States Patent # 5,903,445
Held by: James J. Champlin
"All Of Fucking Creation"
United States Patent # 6,000,340
Held by: James J. Champlin
"A method of creating a universe"
United States Patent # 6,000,901
Held by: James J. Champlin
"Life processes"
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Sorry guys, you lose. I patented sex.
Guess who is gonna be richer than Bill G.
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This thread is gold! :D
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Originally posted by WMD:
This thread is gold! :D
Sorry, Gold is MY patent.