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Miscellaneous => The Lounge => Topic started by: Canadian Lover on 26 May 2003, 05:09

Title: "Microsoft rule the univese" page
Post by: Canadian Lover on 26 May 2003, 05:09
http://geraldholmes.freeyellow.com/whyMSrules.html (http://geraldholmes.freeyellow.com/whyMSrules.html)
This "why microsoft rules" page is full of propraganda
Title: "Microsoft rule the univese" page
Post by: M51DPS on 26 May 2003, 05:47
Wow, that website is hilarious! The idiot can't spell or back up his reasons at all. Did he make that website thinking that it was a good idea?
Title: "Microsoft rule the univese" page
Post by: suselinux on 26 May 2003, 06:21
Thats gotta be a joke
Title: "Microsoft rule the univese" page
Post by: papercut on 26 May 2003, 06:35
Yeah there's noway that's real.
Title: "Microsoft rule the univese" page
Post by: Laukev7 on 26 May 2003, 07:52
LOL! What a retard! But how could such a moron even have HEARD of FreeBSD?

This is OBVIOUSLY a joke. He just knows too much.

Hilarious!

[ May 25, 2003: Message edited by: Laukev ]

Title: "Microsoft rule the univese" page
Post by: NikS on 26 May 2003, 10:52
That's called democracy  (http://smile.gif)  He can post everything even if it's complete bullshit  :D
We don't need to kill him for this. (Alpha to Bravo. Snipers in position and ready to fire.  (http://smile.gif) )
I guess poor guy prays on Blue Screens Of Death  :D
Title: "Microsoft rule the univese" page
Post by: NM on 26 May 2003, 11:11
You do know its a joke, right?
Come on, he has the mugshots
Title: "Microsoft rule the univese" page
Post by: Refalm on 26 May 2003, 14:58
He made a nice poem about Microsoft:

 
quote:
98 windows windows 98

I put it on my computers

And then it loads and I play space cadet and I like that real good

98 windows is on my computers


This guy thinks the greatest thing about Windows is "Space Cadet". The truth is, Space Cadet only comes with Windows Plus! on Windows 98. And everyone knows that Space Cadet is just a level from Maxis Pinball that Microsoft bought to put in their OS.

[ May 26, 2003: Message edited by: Refalm ]

Title: "Microsoft rule the univese" page
Post by: Pantso on 26 May 2003, 15:02
Come on people. This is a joke. I especially liked the part where this guy refers to Linux as linus.   :D
Title: "Microsoft rule the univese" page
Post by: Refalm on 26 May 2003, 15:02
This (http://geraldholmes.freeyellow.com/MSadvocacy.html) page is great for Ex Eleven  (http://tongue.gif)
Title: "Microsoft rule the univese" page
Post by: M51DPS on 26 May 2003, 20:34
I think that I'm now stupider from reading that site.
Title: "Microsoft rule the univese" page
Post by: Maniaman on 27 May 2003, 21:15
wow... Whoever wrote that needs mental help (providing the perosn who wrote that actualy meant it)  :eek:
Title: "Microsoft rule the univese" page
Post by: Canadian Lover on 27 May 2003, 19:31
quote:
Originally posted by usr/bin/maniaman:
wow... Whoever wrote that needs mental help (providing the perosn who wrote that actualy meant it)   :eek:  


haha! I agree!
Title: "Microsoft rule the univese" page
Post by: Canadian Lover on 27 May 2003, 19:36
quote:
This page is for Micorsoft and all those who like to use windows and Micorsoft stuff. It isnt for anyone else. If you are a linus user you cannot use this webpage same goes for apples In fact I prohibit it and you will get in trouble:  


Ha! it looks like we'll get in troble regardless of freedoms! What a retard!
Title: "Microsoft rule the univese" page
Post by: Calum on 27 May 2003, 21:19
quote:
Today i recevieds a bizared serious of emails from too peoples and I think that this proofs how their are conspircies out ther taht evil linus peolples try to do:

>From: Jason Schumaker <[email protected]>
>To: [email protected]
>Subject: Linus is the best!
>Date: Thu, 2 Dec 1999 16:26:25 -0800
>
>Hello Chair-ald,
>
>I recentl y came acorst your sit e and realized that you are one
>of the smartest people in the world, if not the net.  I must say
>that I work at Linus Jernal and that I am only do it to get into
>the infilitrationary aspects of operating system technology. No
>one know this, but I works for the Micorsoft and daily give info
>about the long hares and hippies to Bill Gates and Steve Ball-me.
>The hardest part about working for the linus Jrenal is having
>to wear my hairs long and hippelike.  I clog up the drain and
>scare the purty girls and just have to cry to sleep every nite.
>But I konw that one day i will be put on the cover of windrows
>magazine and one day I will be staying the weekend at Bill Gates
>house and swimming in his pool and playing hide and seek with
>Belinda (if you know what I mean - wink!).
>
>Everyone who works here smells like dirt and eats mud for lunch.
>The womyn don't shave and neither do the men, and there was a
>toferkey for Thanksgiving which is just as UnAmerican (un Micorsoff)
>as killing little babies.  I hate the linus and consider me to
>be a martyr in the name of NT and BG and all that.  Please put
>to me in your prayer and I will be there or here doing what
>I do, which is to take down this most holey of evil rags.
>
>You rule!
>
>jason
>--
>===================================
>
>Jason Schumaker
>Editorial Assistant, Linux Journal
>[email protected]
>
>===================================

haw haw haw!!!
this guy has some sense of humour!
haw haw!
Title: "Microsoft rule the univese" page
Post by: solo on 1 June 2003, 12:52
Why oh why do stupid jokes like this scare me so much lol.

I love the letters from LJ (are those real?).

If this retard is serious though, we really should whip out the snipers. We can't have such damaging propaganda being spread ::note sarcasm::
Title: "Microsoft rule the univese" page
Post by: windowz_rule on 23 August 2003, 02:02
quote:
Originally posted by Panos:
Come on people. This is a joke. I especially liked the part where this guy refers to Linux as linus.    :D  

 

long hair!
Title: "Microsoft rule the univese" page
Post by: slvadcjelli42 on 23 August 2003, 03:29
quote:
I can tie my own shoes but I usually where the velcro type ones they are easier just like windows is easy


  :D
Title: "Microsoft rule the univese" page
Post by: bigsleep on 24 August 2003, 06:34
quote:
Originally posted by Refalm:
The truth is, Space Cadet only comes with Windows Plus! on Windows 98.


Space Cadet Pinball was included with WindowsPlus! in 1996.

Pinball.exe Created: Tuesday, October 24, 1995

[ August 23, 2003: Message edited by: Bigsleep ]

Title: "Microsoft rule the univese" page
Post by: sime on 24 August 2003, 13:17
D'oh And the funny bit is....

http://uptime.netcraft.com/up/graph/?host=freeyellow.com (http://uptime.netcraft.com/up/graph/?host=freeyellow.com)

Yup he is a dork and his server runs linus and apake.

 :D

Sime
Title: "Microsoft rule the univese" page
Post by: WMD on 27 January 2004, 00:58
quote:
Originally posted by Refalm:
And everyone knows that Space Cadet is just a level from Maxis Pinball that Microsoft bought to put in their OS.


Aw dammit it is?  :mad:   I kinda liked that game.  :(
Title: "Microsoft rule the univese" page
Post by: flap on 27 January 2004, 01:39
Good god, I've lost count of the number of times blatantly obvious jokes like this have been posted to this forum and everyone's actually taken it seriously. No offence, but how stupid can you possibly be? I mean how more obvious would it have to be for you to realise it was satire?

[ January 26, 2004: Message edited by: flap ]

Title: "Microsoft rule the univese" page
Post by: Commander on 27 January 2004, 01:48
quote:
Bill Gates made everything that you have that is good today windows and the internet. Im not voting for Al Gore because he tried to take credit for the internet when that credit really belongs to Gates who not only discovered the interenet but invented it too. Thats pretty nice I think.
that just about sums up his intelligence don't u think?
Title: "Microsoft rule the univese" page
Post by: WMD on 27 January 2004, 01:50
Well I hope you're not talking to me, because I don't believe it.  ;)   The guy knew what all that stuff was, but was still a moron.  :D
Title: "Microsoft rule the univese" page
Post by: hm_murdock on 27 January 2004, 02:21
why the fuck did you resurrect this?
Title: "Microsoft rule the univese" page
Post by: cahult on 27 January 2004, 04:00
Nothing better to do, I guess...
Title: "Microsoft rule the univese" page
Post by: hm_murdock on 27 January 2004, 04:43
maybe...

but I kick ass... so much in fact, that I can't help but rock

btw, I'm hijacking this thread

(http://jimmyjames.sytes.net/media/kirk.jpg)

http://jimmyjames.sytes.net (http://jimmyjames.sytes.net)

edit: my site is cooler than that MS site

[ January 26, 2004: Message edited by: jimmyjames.sytes.net ]

Title: "Microsoft rule the univese" page
Post by: Laukev7 on 27 January 2004, 05:08
quote:
Originally posted by Jimmy don't give a shit about MS:
why the fuck did you resurrect this?


Probably because of that (http://forum.microsuck.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=11&t=000497) thread.
Title: "Microsoft rule the univese" page
Post by: Kintaro on 27 January 2004, 06:28
This site is mad.

I love it, the man is the smartest person in the world.
Title: "Microsoft rule the univese" page
Post by: Calum on 20 June 2004, 14:51
sometimes things like this NEEd resurrected, jamesy jim!

anyway, http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Plains/6271/micro015.html (http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Plains/6271/micro015.html)

since that's relevant too i think...
Title: "Microsoft rule the univese" page
Post by: hm_murdock on 21 June 2004, 01:51
parachutes!! :-D