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Title: Why should you buy an xbox - this is funny man
Post by: mc0282 on 23 September 2003, 23:42
this from megagames.com
http://www.megagames.com/news/show.cgi?&idtype=console&database=292§ion=comments& (http://www.megagames.com/news/show.cgi?&idtype=console&database=292§ion=comments&)
you could reply to this

"Firefly
at 17:45 22/9/2003    
Why should you buy an Xbox?
1. Xbox has a LOT of awesome games. According to IGN the Xbox has a higher percentage of its games rate >8 than both PS2 and Gamecube. 45% of Xbox games released are rated >8 compared to 41% of PS2 and 36% of Gamecube.
2. Xbox has a awesome games lineup for the next 6 months... Amped2, BC, TopSpin, Kameo, Sudeki, Fable, Gothem2, Halo2 etc
3. Xbox gets a lot of good FPS PC games... Unreal, Unreal Tournament, Counter-Strike, Doom3, Halflife2 etc
4. Xbox gets a lot of original (although sometimes pretty ordinary) games... Oddworld series, Blinx, Whacked!, Psychonauts, Blood Wake
5. Games play better on Xbox. Better frame rates, better graphics and better sound (in-game dolby 5.1). For a PC comparison, I ran the same demo on my Xbox and on my PC (Athlon2400, Geforce ti4200). The frame rate on the Xbox was 2.5 times FASTER than the PC.
6. Xbox has an easier to use, more feature rich online service than the other consoles."


this dude is fucking kidding me and he IGN as said so

idiot and more idiots brain wash by microshit..
Title: Why should you buy an xbox - this is funny man
Post by: Refalm on 24 September 2003, 01:27
This whole console-wars thing is shit anyway. It's better to look at what kind of games there are for a console, and then deside which one to get.
Title: Why should you buy an xbox - this is funny man
Post by: mushrooomprince on 24 September 2003, 04:18
XBOX .... its just another wintel machine.  But the problem is is that a lot of the games people want are going to be on xbox.


Its going to be bad ... i'm going to be plagued by XBOX gamers in the next few months.
Title: Why should you buy an xbox - this is funny man
Post by: Canadian Lover on 25 September 2003, 01:55
My brother has been brainwashed by Micro$hit too! He think's Oddworld is a good game! Come on! All it's about is going around brainwashing people (funny... It's a microsoft game!)
Title: Why should you buy an xbox - this is funny man
Post by: hm_murdock on 25 September 2003, 02:24
Refalm is right... they're all just game machines. Get the one that has the games you like and stop griping.

Not like it matters, XBox still has better games than PS2. Might not have as many, but they're higher quality, better, and it's not a PS2, the worst example of industrial design I've seen in years.

And guess what, that's my opinion on the matter. I'm sick of saying what I think and then have people tell me I'm "wrong" for what I think.

I FEEL THAT THE XBOX RULES AND THE PS2 IS A GARBAGE HEAP

PS2 gets a bunch of crappy games that look like cheap anime. Shit like FFX and, Jesus, what a rip, FFX2. Of late, everything that's come out for ShitStation 2 has been a bunch of half-ass vampire games and cheapo fantasy crap. There hasn't even been a good Final Fantasy game since 9. X was a turd, making everything into cheesy cheap anime style. Barring some of the RTS-style games like Final Fantasy Tactics and Disgaea (SP?), PS2 games are a crap pot of crap.

I've just spent the last four months living with a PS2 fanboy, and if I never see one of those shittastic things again, that's fine by me. XBox has well-made games. Even the lesser games for the thing are higher quality than the best PS2 games.

Oh, and guess what else... NO GODDAMN MEMORY CARDS. I FUCKING HATE THOSE THINGS. GIMME A BIG HARD DRIVE ANY DAY
Title: Why should you buy an xbox - this is funny man
Post by: Windows_SuX_@$$ on 2 October 2003, 23:51
I used to own Xbox and PS2, Even though I hate M$ Xbox is better, better hardware, few good games, only part I HATE is that they make you pay for playing Online and PS2 DOesnt!
Title: Why should you buy an xbox - this is funny man
Post by: hm_murdock on 4 October 2003, 04:01
everybody's "online games" system sucks ass

IT'S A CONSOLE

the problem is that they only make shitty games nowadays.

we need some REAL games, like some badass sidescroller action, the way games were MEANT TO BE.

They better make the next super mario game look JUST LIKE MARIO 1 or I'm going to shove a game cube so far up their asses that they'll think they ate a baby.

and then I'm going to KILL THEM with my mind.

either that, or I'm going to start my own game company, flood the market with crappy ripoffs of games that have already been made, come out with some shitty vampire games about Dracula's relatives, and do something creative like spell their name wrong.

maybe:

Radcula
Lacradu
Ulradac

Or some other equally innovative name. I might even call him ALUCARD. Wow, nobody would see that coming! I'll spell dracula  backwards and people will probably think he's a cool character! I'll make a game that's a ripoff of an old nintendo game, have it be nothing like the original in concept or design, and have this asslicker be in it. What game franchise name could I steal? How about CASTLEVANIA. I'll give it some hoitytoity classical music-related name so that it sounds more upper class, because all vampires are either rich aristocrats, or they're ravers. Or both.

Maybe as a follow up I'll create another "fantasy realm button masher". And have some fairycake elves run around and do fencing moves with a 20 foot long slab of metal. I know! I'll do something original and "mix up" genres of game! I'll have the first ever sidescrolling, look-down first person realtime roleplaying strategy shooter fantasy vampire game!

I CANNOT BE BEAT

[ October 03, 2003: Message edited by: Jimmy the Shyster ]

[ October 03, 2003: Message edited by: Jimmy the Shyster ]

Title: Why should you buy an xbox - this is funny man
Post by: idlepython3 on 26 October 2003, 21:30
in the case of xbox i don't care if its by microsoft and or uses intel stuff.  i dont care.  its a console, not a computer.  xbox doesn't force you to upgrade it or add new hardware and software like a pc using microsoft and intel shit.  its a good console, nothing more.  its definitley better than ps2 in many respects.  i like my xbox but i hate my windows pc.  consoles are a cheap gaming solution for people who can't afford to continuously upgrade their computers just to run the latest games.  so really, what is so bad about xbox besides the fact that its owned by microsoft?
Title: Why should you buy an xbox - this is funny man
Post by: TheCruelOne on 6 November 2003, 08:58
quote:
Originally posted by Great_Satan:
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=35388 (http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=35388)

Ever heard of the phrase "Shut the fuck up"?
Title: Why should you buy an xbox - this is funny man
Post by: preacher on 4 December 2003, 17:57
quote:
Originally posted by The all Canadian Lover:
My brother has been brainwashed by Micro$hit too! He think's Oddworld is a good game! Come on! All it's about is going around brainwashing people (funny... It's a microsoft game!)


Original title my ass. If you remember the Oddworld series started on the PS1.
Title: Why should you buy an xbox - this is funny man
Post by: latino4ever8 on 29 December 2003, 23:33
I dislike the Xbox... just because...

I like nintendo... hehe... yeah... smash brothers and stuff... getting sleepy here so dont blow up at me... yeah, the game, the halo (i remembered  :D )... that game is pretty good... but id rather play perfect dark for N64... (my opinion...)... yeah... im thinking that perhaps its getting too good... maybe we've gotten to the point where people no longer know to make good games with that amount of graphics... probably not... but a nice theory...
Title: Why should you buy an xbox - this is funny man
Post by: WMD on 30 December 2003, 08:55
quote:
Originally posted by Jimmy's Always On Topic:
Not like it matters, XBox still has better games than PS2. Might not have as many, but they're higher quality, better, and it's not a PS2, the worst example of industrial design I've seen in years.

And guess what, that's my opinion on the matter. I'm sick of saying what I think and then have people tell me I'm "wrong" for what I think.

I FEEL THAT THE XBOX RULES AND THE PS2 IS A GARBAGE HEAP

PS2 gets a bunch of crappy games that look like cheap anime. Shit like FFX and, Jesus, what a rip, FFX2. Of late, everything that's come out for ShitStation 2 has been a bunch of half-ass vampire games and cheapo fantasy crap. There hasn't even been a good Final Fantasy game since 9. X was a turd, making everything into cheesy cheap anime style. Barring some of the RTS-style games like Final Fantasy Tactics and Disgaea (SP?), PS2 games are a crap pot of crap.

I've just spent the last four months living with a PS2 fanboy, and if I never see one of those shittastic things again, that's fine by me. XBox has well-made games. Even the lesser games for the thing are higher quality than the best PS2 games.

Oh, and guess what else... NO GODDAMN MEMORY CARDS. I FUCKING HATE THOSE THINGS. GIMME A BIG HARD DRIVE ANY DAY



Interestingly enough, I agree with all that.  (http://smile.gif)

Though this one friend I have says his Xbox crashes alot, as if it ran Win9x.  :eek:   :rolleyes:
Title: Why should you buy an xbox - this is funny man
Post by: Kintaro on 30 December 2003, 21:05
Why you should troll the MES.

* Because the mods wont delete it.
* Because morons reply.
* Because all the members are complete idiots except a select few.
* Because you get a MASSIVE hard on from doing it.
Title: Why should you buy an xbox - this is funny man
Post by: preacher on 30 December 2003, 12:15
quote:
Originally posted by X11: Troll Erudition:
Why you should troll the MES.

* Because the mods wont delete it.
* Because morons reply.
* Because all the members are complete idiots except a select few.
* Because you get a MASSIVE hard on from doing it.



This isnt a troll thread in my opinion x11. Its a discussion on features and differences between the xbox and other video game systems and why some like it and why some dont.

[ December 30, 2003: Message edited by: ThePreacher ]

Title: Why should you buy an xbox - this is funny man
Post by: Kintaro on 30 December 2003, 17:24
1 vote that i actually read more then the topics before replying.
Title: Why should you buy an xbox - this is funny man
Post by: sphericalcrusher on 31 December 2003, 13:48
XBOX having a better framerate than a PC? You must have a piece of shit computer. No offense.
Title: Why should you buy an xbox - this is funny man
Post by: rklesla on 31 December 2003, 20:07
quote:
Originally posted by rob1619:
its a console, not a computer


The xbox is more a computer than just a console.

 
quote:
Originally posted by rob1619:
so really, what is so bad about xbox besides the fact that its owned by microsoft?


The DvD players in them go bad on them after months of use.  My repair shop is constantly replacing them in the xbox's.
Title: Why should you buy an xbox - this is funny man
Post by: preacher on 1 January 2004, 05:31
I edited the last post to remove the obscene material.
Title: Why should you buy an xbox - this is funny man
Post by: Annorax on 1 January 2004, 21:30
I don't consider it a troll thread either, all those points have some validity. However, the posting of obscene images like the one MotherFUCKER posted will not be tolerated.

While the thread initiator has a point, I still won't use an Xbox for anything more than a doorstop  :D

[ January 01, 2004: Message edited by: Annorax: Temporal Refugee ]

Title: Why should you buy an xbox - this is funny man
Post by: Kintaro on 1 January 2004, 15:07
Please just delete motherfuckers posts.
Title: Why should you buy an xbox - this is funny man
Post by: preacher on 1 January 2004, 15:22
quote:
Originally posted by X11: Troll Erudition:
Please just delete motherfuckers posts.


Please read the pm i sent you.
Title: Why should you buy an xbox - this is funny man
Post by: djphonics on 6 January 2004, 13:14
quote:
Originally posted by Jimmy's Always On Topic:
Refalm is right... they're all just game machines. Get the one that has the games you like and stop griping.

Not like it matters, XBox still has better games than PS2. Might not have as many, but they're higher quality, better, and it's not a PS2, the worst example of industrial design I've seen in years.

And guess what, that's my opinion on the matter. I'm sick of saying what I think and then have people tell me I'm "wrong" for what I think.

I FEEL THAT THE XBOX RULES AND THE PS2 IS A GARBAGE HEAP

PS2 gets a bunch of crappy games that look like cheap anime. Shit like FFX and, Jesus, what a rip, FFX2. Of late, everything that's come out for ShitStation 2 has been a bunch of half-ass vampire games and cheapo fantasy crap. There hasn't even been a good Final Fantasy game since 9. X was a turd, making everything into cheesy cheap anime style. Barring some of the RTS-style games like Final Fantasy Tactics and Disgaea (SP?), PS2 games are a crap pot of crap.

I've just spent the last four months living with a PS2 fanboy, and if I never see one of those shittastic things again, that's fine by me. XBox has well-made games. Even the lesser games for the thing are higher quality than the best PS2 games.

Oh, and guess what else... NO GODDAMN MEMORY CARDS. I FUCKING HATE THOSE THINGS. GIMME A BIG HARD DRIVE ANY DAY



You don't even have any goddamn examples of these "superior xbox only games". If you think DOA Beach Vollyball is a good fucking game then you need to get a foot up your ass, or better yet, an xbox. Or maybe you could go have fun playing Blinx the Time Travelling Cat or whatever the fuck it's called. Let me just give you some examples of GOOD games that are on PS2:

-Grand Theft Auto 3 and Vice City (So good and so popular on the PS2 that they are now BOTH on Xbox!)
-Gran Turismo 3: A-spec (The BEST racing simulator. Period.)
-Ratchet and Clank, Jak and Daxter (Superb quality 3D platformers)
-Metal Gear Solid 2 (Once again, such a hit on PS2 that they put it on Xbox)
-The Tony Hawk Series (I'm not a fan of them but the sales of them should speak for themselves).

Now, please come to the realization that the Xbox is nothing more than a Windows PC with (huge) controllers and is just another of Microsofts MANY attempts to take over a money-making market. I can only hope that they fail this time, but retards like you help them succeed.
Title: Why should you buy an xbox - this is funny man
Post by: preacher on 6 January 2004, 20:40
quote:
Originally posted by djphonics:


You don't even have any goddamn examples of these "superior xbox only games". If you think DOA Beach Vollyball is a good fucking game then you need to get a foot up your ass, or better yet, an xbox. Or maybe you could go have fun playing Blinx the Time Travelling Cat or whatever the fuck it's called. Let me just give you some examples of GOOD games that are on PS2:

-Grand Theft Auto 3 and Vice City (So good and so popular on the PS2 that they are now BOTH on Xbox!)
-Gran Turismo 3: A-spec (The BEST racing simulator. Period.)
-Ratchet and Clank, Jak and Daxter (Superb quality 3D platformers)
-Metal Gear Solid 2 (Once again, such a hit on PS2 that they put it on Xbox)
-The Tony Hawk Series (I'm not a fan of them but the sales of them should speak for themselves).

Now, please come to the realization that the Xbox is nothing more than a Windows PC with (huge) controllers and is just another of Microsofts MANY attempts to take over a money-making market. I can only hope that they fail this time, but retards like you help them succeed.




I agree, the xbox hasn't had a single stand out game aside from Halo. The ps2 has lead the innovation in the game industry, and the only reason microsoft has any good games, is because they are ports of ps2 games. I admit that the Gamecube is a great system too (and cheap), but it has a long way to go to get away from the "kiddie" image.

[ January 06, 2004: Message edited by: ThePreacher ]

Title: Why should you buy an xbox - this is funny man
Post by: ryan247 on 7 January 2004, 08:01
X-box is by far the best gaming system out to this date but it needs to play cd-r's and you shouldn't have to but the fucking remote to watch dvd's thats why ps2 has some good parts as does xbox i think they are both the same but you put them together they would be a great system and nobody would have to worry wabout spending extra cash on some fuckin remote. the batteries die right after you buy it wtf is that and the stupid start up screen..damn i just want to play a game not look at the x box logo that whole fucking time it is loading up fuck..
Title: Why should you buy an xbox - this is funny man
Post by: preacher on 7 January 2004, 15:45
quote:
Originally posted by ryan247:
X-box is by far the best gaming system out to this date but it needs to play cd-r's and you shouldn't have to but the fucking remote to watch dvd's thats why ps2 has some good parts as does xbox i think they are both the same but you put them together they would be a great system and nobody would have to worry wabout spending extra cash on some fuckin remote. the batteries die right after you buy it wtf is that and the stupid start up screen..damn i just want to play a game not look at the x box logo that whole fucking time it is loading up fuck..



I own an xbox too (it was a gift) and I must say that microsoft wasn't very smart when they decided that it would cost an additional $30 just to watch DVD's. Why couldn't you just use the controller as a remote, like the ps2 can?
Title: Why should you buy an xbox - this is funny man
Post by: ryan247 on 7 January 2004, 19:43
exactly make it easier on us and them....but still their trying to scam as much money out of us..hence its costs $30 i still think..they make you buy this stuff and then it  breaks then you have a stupid piece of plastic that you can't use
Title: Why should you buy an xbox - this is funny man
Post by: preacher on 7 January 2004, 23:04
Supporting my theory, that since the games for xbox suck, it is an overpriced DVD player.
Title: Why should you buy an xbox - this is funny man
Post by: djphonics on 7 January 2004, 23:24
quote:
Originally posted by ThePreacher:
Supporting my theory, that since the games for xbox suck, it is an overpriced DVD player.


Precisely.
Title: Why should you buy an xbox - this is funny man
Post by: Fett101 on 7 January 2004, 23:31
And you have to spend an extra $30 to make it do that   (http://smile.gif)
Title: Why should you buy an xbox - this is funny man
Post by: idlepython3 on 8 January 2004, 02:23
yeah, xbox does suck.  but so does every other console out there.  i only bought mine to play halo, and now its out on pc and its better.  i hope they hurry up with the mac version though, but that's beside the point.  computers should be for work and games a distant second, if your so addicted to games, buy a console because thats what they are for.
Title: Why should you buy an xbox - this is funny man
Post by: Mistshadow on 10 January 2004, 20:45
quote:
Originally posted by tronsixpoint.o:
yeah, xbox does suck.  but so does every other console out there.  i only bought mine to play halo, and now its out on pc and its better.  i hope they hurry up with the mac version though, but that's beside the point.  computers should be for work and games a distant second, if your so addicted to games, buy a console because thats what they are for.


check this out (http://prdownloads.sourceforge.net/morphix/MorphixCombined-Gamer-0.4-1.iso?download)

Besides, if you were unfortunate enough to get stuck with an xbox, you can always install Mandrake on it.   :D

[ January 10, 2004: Message edited by: Mistshadow ]

Title: Why should you buy an xbox - this is funny man
Post by: Fett101 on 10 January 2004, 21:31
Why not tell us what it is instead or making us DL an entire ISO to find out.

What is Morphix? (http://morphix.sourceforge.net/modules/xoopsfaq/index.php?cat_id=1#q1)
Title: Why should you buy an xbox - this is funny man
Post by: Mistshadow on 10 January 2004, 22:52
Hmm, I guess the fact that it says "combined game iso" isn't a good enough hint for the mentally impaired...  :rolleyes:
Title: Why should you buy an xbox - this is funny man
Post by: Fett101 on 11 January 2004, 00:34
Not really.
Title: Why should you buy an xbox - this is funny man
Post by: Kintaro on 13 January 2004, 15:35
quote:
Originally posted by mushrooomprince:
i'm going to be plagued by XBOX gamers in the next few months.


do you own a gun?
Title: Why should you buy an xbox - this is funny man
Post by: rklesla on 14 January 2004, 20:05
quote:
Originally posted by ThePreacher:
I admit that the Gamecube is a great system too (and cheap), but it has a long way to go to get away from the "kiddie" image.


Nintendo is taking the better approach, they realized PS and Xcrap took the teen and adult group.  Nintendo is taking the kiddie group, they have the whole market.
Title: Why should you buy an xbox - this is funny man
Post by: jrigby on 16 January 2004, 08:24
just look at there proccessors the Xbox has a 32 bit proccessor (pentium 3) and a geforce graphics card Just like a alot of pcs now I have a computer already. The PS2 has a 128 bit Processor (The EE) and has a bad a$$ linux kit. Im not saying the PS2 has better graphics But I am saying The Xbox would be crap without its graphics card. Also the games I want to play are only on the PS2 except maybe the next perfect dark.

Jrigby
Title: Why should you buy an xbox - this is funny man
Post by: Stilly on 17 January 2004, 12:15
quote:
Originally posted by jrigby :Mandrake Trooper:
just look at there proccessors the Xbox has a 32 bit proccessor (pentium 3) and a geforce graphics card Just like a alot of pcs now I have a computer already. The PS2 has a 128 bit Processor (The EE) and has a bad a$$ linux kit. Im not saying the PS2 has better graphics But I am saying The Xbox would be crap without its graphics card. Also the games I want to play are only on the PS2 except maybe the next perfect dark.

Jrigby




theres a new perfect dark coming?

the first one was probably the best console game since bond
Title: Why should you buy an xbox - this is funny man
Post by: Azz on 17 January 2004, 19:08
quote:
Originally posted by djphonics:


You don't even have any goddamn examples of these "superior xbox only games". If you think DOA Beach Vollyball is a good fucking game then you need to get a foot up your ass, or better yet, an xbox. Or maybe you could go have fun playing Blinx the Time Travelling Cat or whatever the fuck it's called. Let me just give you some examples of GOOD games that are on PS2:

-Grand Theft Auto 3 and Vice City (So good and so popular on the PS2 that they are now BOTH on Xbox!)
-Gran Turismo 3: A-spec (The BEST racing simulator. Period.)
-Ratchet and Clank, Jak and Daxter (Superb quality 3D platformers)
-Metal Gear Solid 2 (Once again, such a hit on PS2 that they put it on Xbox)
-The Tony Hawk Series (I'm not a fan of them but the sales of them should speak for themselves).

Now, please come to the realization that the Xbox is nothing more than a Windows PC with (huge) controllers and is just another of Microsofts MANY attempts to take over a money-making market. I can only hope that they fail this time, but retards like you help them succeed.




those games u listed r old and simply im over them, the only gta i eva enjoyed is vice city on pc, the ps2 version was craptastic in looks & fps.& mgs2 is crap when compared to splinter cell, id rather gameplay then a 90%movies/10% gamplay. to tell the truth i go half way through mgs 2 and fell asleep during a movie sequence...it was that bad.

& heres a game better than gt2, play need for speed underground, it owns.

and get over the fact that the xbox controllers r big, too me the ps2 controllers r too small and r uncomfortably.....dam i hate fanboys
Title: Why should you buy an xbox - this is funny man
Post by: Azz on 17 January 2004, 19:32
quote:
Originally posted by jrigby :Mandrake Trooper:
just look at there proccessors the Xbox has a 32 bit proccessor (pentium 3) and a geforce graphics card Just like a alot of pcs now I have a computer already. The PS2 has a 128 bit Processor (The EE) and has a bad a$$ linux kit. Im not saying the PS2 has better graphics But I am saying The Xbox would be crap without its graphics card. Also the games I want to play are only on the PS2 except maybe the next perfect dark.

Jrigby



the 128 bit cpu does do shit for the ps2. here i'll show u why

ok firstly

Instructions Per Second

xbox: over 1 Trillion
ps2: 30 million
gc: 925 million

Image Processing Functions

xbox:
Programmable vertex and pixel shaders, fog, Subpixel Anti-aliasing, 8 Hardware Lights, Alpha Blending, Multi-texturing, Bump Mapping, Environment Mapping, MIP Mapping, Bilinear Filtering, Trilinear Filtering, Anisotropic Filtering, Real-time Hardware Texture Decompression (S3TC)

ps2:
Fog, Curved Surface Generation, Lighting

System Floating-point Arithmetic Capability

xbox: 120 GFLOPS
ps2: 6.2 GFLOPS

Texture compression

xbox:6:1
ps2:No texture compression
(texture compression helps performence)

Resolution in Games

xbox:640x480 (can go up to 1920x1080 if u have a hdtv)
ps2: 320x240 for most games, sometimes 640x480 (can reach 1280x1040 but only in dvd's)

Internal Cache (helps performence if bigger)

xbox:L1: Instruction 32KB, Data 32KB; L2: 128KB
ps2: Instruction: 16KB, Data: 8KB + 16 K(ScrP)


the ps2 might have a 128 bit cpu but it doesent do much for it in the long run, it only makes it look good on paper.

[ January 17, 2004: Message edited by: Azz ]