Stop Microsoft
Miscellaneous => The Lounge => Topic started by: Kintaro on 9 November 2002, 15:37
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Here is the rules, I will post a question, and the next person will choose an answer and post another question, then the next person will choose an answer and post another question....
I will start off an example:
Unix/Linux
Or
Herd
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Herd
x86 PC
or
Powermac
[ November 09, 2002: Message edited by: Ex Eleven / b0b 2.1 ]
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Powermac
Porno
or
Models and stuff
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Models and stuff
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Punk
or
Metal
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Metal
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Deus Ex
or
Anachronox
(Don't bitch...both work great in WineX)
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Dues Ex
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Alchohol
or
Drugs
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drugs
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"uppers"
or
"downers"
[ November 09, 2002: Message edited by: choasforages ]
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uppers
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Calum
or
void main
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void main
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booze
or
weed
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booze
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Ballmer
or
Bill
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ballmer, hes funny lookin
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lycoris
or
freebsd
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freebsd, never used the other
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Freshmeat
or
Sourceforge
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Sourceforge, it's a centre for development AND distribution centre, not only the latter.
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C
or
C++
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C
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Hurd
or
Herd?
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hurd
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psychiatrist
or
psychologist
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psychiatrist, they give out mind candy :D
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Love
or
Sex
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Sex
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Donkeys
or
Elephants?
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dammit i was beaten
donkeys
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judged by 12
or
carried by 6
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[ November 09, 2002: Message edited by: wild_jester / BOB ]
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carried by 6
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Penis licking
Clock crew
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Penis licking
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RRS
Or
Secretive Cunt
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[ November 09, 2002: Message edited by: psyjax v6.9 /Dave ]
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Secretive cunt i guess?
what the hell is RSS?
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imported
or
Domestic
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imported
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wide
or
tall
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Tall
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G4
or
P4
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G4. Pentium is the most shittiest processor on the planet.
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ICQ
or
Yahoo! Instant Messenger
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ICQ
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FREEBSD
OR
MAC OS 9
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FreeBSD (at least OSX's version) :D
(RRS, is also known as Goosbery Clock, AKA Red Ranger Software)
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Diet Coke
OR
Classic
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EDIT: Oops, just noticed my typo, it's RRS not RSS duh I suck (http://tongue.gif)
[ November 09, 2002: Message edited by: psyjax v6.9 /Dave ]
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Classic.
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Cock
or
Coke?
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Coke (EDIT: Didn't see the other page)
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Radeon 9500
or
GeForce 4 Ti
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[ November 09, 2002: Message edited by: The_Muffin_Man/B0b ]
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GeForce 4 Ti (it maybe a little slower, but at least they have linux drivers)
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rhfrJFSJSFRJsfhsRyjsrthysRThSFRh
or
Pringles?
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Pringles!
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Muffins
or
Donuts
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Pringles :D (edit: Damn you Muffin Man. You got there first)
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OS X
or
Linux
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[ November 09, 2002: Message edited by: Panos ]
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Muuuffins!
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To be
or
not to be?
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not to be
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spit
or
swallow
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(i'm still feeling a bit odd at not being picked over void main!) (only joking! ;) i'd pick void main too...)
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Spit
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Mozilla
or
Konqueror
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Mozilla
OS X for Panos's question
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Cable
or
DSL
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[ November 09, 2002: Message edited by: The_Muffin_Man/B0b ]
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DSL
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Script kiddies running sub7 and threaten me every fucking day
or
belg88.com / forum.belg88.com / faq.belg88.com?
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belg88.com / forum.belg88.com / faq.belg88.com
Edit: It appears I've inspired someone :D
See www.belg88.com (http://www.belg88.com)
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Creative Speakers
or
JBL Creature Speakers
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[ November 09, 2002: Message edited by: The_Muffin_Man/B0b ]
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JBL Creature Speakers, because a Windows user who was looking over my shoulder while I was reading Macworld said "What the hell is THAT?"
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Spiders
or
Scorpions?
[ November 09, 2002: Message edited by: Ravuya ]
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Scorpions
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Sparants
or
Mustangs (two major highschool in my district who are very competitive against each other. me = spartan)
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P.S Yeah, Muffin man, you did inspire him. Iraq vs. Rednecks ;)
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Spartans (Because a society of militants is so much cooler than a lousy car)
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Quake III
or
UT (The orig or 2003...)
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Quake III
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Cult of Bob
or
Discordianism
[ November 09, 2002: Message edited by: Ex Eleven / b0b 2.1 ]
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Bob
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cake
or
cheese
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Cheese
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Jesus
or
C/++ ?
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[ November 09, 2002: Message edited by: TheQuirk ]
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C++
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NT
or
.NET
[ November 09, 2002: Message edited by: Ex Eleven / b0b 2.1 ]
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NT (at least I don't have to sign in. . . )
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The transistor heros
or
Edgar Allen Poe?
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Edgar Allen Poe
(EDIT: Damn you Quirk...beat me to it)
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Tomb Raider (The Movie)
or
Tomb Raider (The Game)
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[ November 09, 2002: Message edited by: The_Muffin_Man/B0b ]
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Tomb Raider (The Game)
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X11
or
TheQuirk
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The Quirk (X11 lost points for his trolling episodes)
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Pot Brownies
or
Pot Tea
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Pot tea - I'm going to act as if I don't know what it means and think that you mean "tea that's cooked in a pot."
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A lamp shade
or
Lord of the Rings?
[ November 09, 2002: Message edited by: TheQuirk ]
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Lord of the rings
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Ex Eleven
or
Ex Eleven
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Psyjax.
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Porn
or
X11 in dirty undies?
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Both
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TheQuirks website sucks
or
TheQuirk sucks
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The Quirk Sucks
P.S - This is TheQuirk; I had a really old username (older then you, X11! HAWR HAWR HARW!)
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Hate is a strong feeling, in all accounts you should be running around chainsawing random people.
or
Instant UBB code
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UBB Code
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Sex with dogs
or
Sex with horses
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Castrating both of those animals
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Bootylicious
or
Goldmember
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(For the slow, they are both Destiny's child songs)
[ November 10, 2002: Message edited by: The_Muffin_Man/B0b ]
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Goldmember (I really don't care for their songs, but I found goldmember to be 65% funny!)
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Messy sex that involves tar and super-glue
or
millions of dollars?
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Messey sex
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Me naked
or
Ex Eleven naked
[ November 10, 2002: Message edited by: Ex Eleven / b0b 2.1 ]
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Me naked. I'm hot shit! :D :D
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:D
or
(http://smile.gif)
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[ November 10, 2002: Message edited by: The_Muffin_Man/B0b ]
[ November 10, 2002: Message edited by: The_Muffin_Man/B0b ]
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(http://smile.gif)
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Cauliflower
or
Broccoli
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Cauliflower
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George Bush
or
Void Main for President!!!
[ November 10, 2002: Message edited by: Ex Eleven / b0b 2.1 ]
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George Bush (either of them)
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Perl
or
Python
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Python
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Biology
or
Physics?
(hint: it starts with "p" and ends with "hysics.")
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Physics
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Calculus
or
Trig
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Calculus (I dont know what it is, but i suck at trig so i pick it)
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Intel
or
AMD
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AMD (Intel is way too expensive)
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http://www.akgames.net:8000/Downloads/Files/Personal/LinuxChicks/linux18.jpg (http://www.akgames.net:8000/Downloads/Files/Personal/LinuxChicks/linux18.jpg)
or
http://www.akgames.net:8000/Downloads/Files/Personal/LinuxChicks/linux13.jpg (http://www.akgames.net:8000/Downloads/Files/Personal/LinuxChicks/linux13.jpg)
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[ November 10, 2002: Message edited by: The_Muffin_Man/B0b ]
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The "Root Me" one (Please link those pics)
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Vader
or
Yoda
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Yoda (Did you see how fast that guy can move?!)
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HFS+
or
EXT3
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ext3
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"Linux chicks"
or
"BSD chicks"
or
"Fat, homosexual, trucker porn?"
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Linux Chicks!
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Hooters
or
Ho-Made Pies
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[ November 10, 2002: Message edited by: The_Muffin_Man/B0b ]
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Hooters.
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Mice
or
Keyboards?
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Keyboards. You can't use a mouse in a terminal.
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White Comp Cases
or
Silver Comp Cases
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Silver Comp Cases, because I'm getting one for my new box. With appropriate lian-li bezels.
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1-800-collect
or
1-800-call-att?
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1800-collect
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www.exeleven.tk (http://www.exeleven.tk)
or
www.belg88.com (http://www.belg88.com)
[ November 10, 2002: Message edited by: Ex Eleven / b0b 2.1 ]
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belg88.com since it's link worked.
Skyline GT-R Vspec
or
Chevy Corvette
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Chevy Corvette because I don't know anything about cars, and because the last time I was in a 'vette it was awsome (http://smile.gif)
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www.hotmale.com (http://www.hotmale.com) (I trust no one will click it)
or
www.hotmail.com (http://www.hotmail.com) ?
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Skyline
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BA Falcon
or
VY Commodore
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VY Commodore
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Rams
or
Chargers
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Rams
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hotmale.com (don't click)
or
hotmail.com ?
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linuxmail.org
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paper
or
plastic
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Paper (It's recycleable (http://tongue.gif) )
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Puck Adapter
or
White Brick Adapter
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Puck Adapter
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Euphoria
or
muffins?
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Muffins (They will lead you to euphoria...)
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Hackers
or
Crackers
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Crackers. They taste good along with some tea, don't you think?
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Comuter hacker
or
Computer cracker?
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computer hacker of course
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cd-r
or
cd-rw
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cd-rw
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LunchboX
or
TheQuirk?
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TheQuirk (It sounds better)
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URL
or
Web Address
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URL
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Surf
or
Turf
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Surf
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KDE
or
GNOME
[ November 10, 2002: Message edited by: Refalm ]
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Surf.
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my name is michelle and you can look at my porn pictures at forum.fuckmicrosoft.com! I'm a hairy, fat, 12 year old babe!
or
Vim?
[ November 10, 2002: Message edited by: LunchboX ]
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Gnome
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Black Keys on a keyboard
or
White keys on a keyboard
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White keys on a keyboard - maybe it's just me, but I find white key keyboards easier to look at (Even if they don't look as cool as black key keyboards. . .)
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Deitel & Deitel
or
J.R Tolkien?
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J.R. Tolien
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The announcement at the Windows OS forum (written by Ex Eleven)
or
The announcement at the Microsoft Hardware forum (written by me)
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The announcement at the Microsoft Hardware forum (written by me)
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OpenOffice
or
KOffice
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OpenOffice.org
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ProFTPD
or
WU-FTPD
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ha i can delete your fucking post for posting within the same minute as me!
(go to next post)
..|
..|
.V
[ November 10, 2002: Message edited by: The Master of Reality / B0B ]
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ProFTP
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NetBSD
or
OpenBSD
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FreeBSD
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Football
or
Soccer
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Football
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CFL
or
NFL
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CFL
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Apple PowerBook
or
Sony Picturebook
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[ November 10, 2002: Message edited by: The_Muffin_Man/B0b ]
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ALLRIGHT!!!!!
I am too slow and the Mods here decided to make me their bitch. (http://tongue.gif)
Ill go on my corner now with my "dumbass" hat and let you all play :( :( :( (http://tongue.gif)
[ November 10, 2002: Message edited by: bazoukas ]
[ November 10, 2002: Message edited by: bazoukas ]
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Fuck
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Regular Kissing
Or
French Kissing
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Frenching
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Fiber
or
Gigabit
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[ November 10, 2002: Message edited by: The_Muffin_Man/B0b ]
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gigabit
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Playstation 2
or
Xbox
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playstation 2
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People who kill people
or
tag?
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Tag
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LCD
or
CRT
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[ November 10, 2002: Message edited by: The_Muffin_Man/B0b ]
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lcd
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get rid of gamecube completely (considering it is an overpriced paperweight and has very few good games)
or
keep gamecube
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PLEASE, CRT IS TH ECLEAR WINNER! Anyway:
Keep Gamecube: it's a great console, asshat :-p (just kiddin gabout the asshat comment . . .)
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Buy an xserve to support fuckmicrosoft.com at a price waaay below normal prices (here: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2070770315 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2070770315) )
or
Lazy Gamer?
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keep gamecube (RE0, game consoles play games better)
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Who is worse:
Gates
or
Monkey Boy Ballmer
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Monkey boy
Marmite?
Good
or
Bad
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You morons! You were supposed to answer MY question!!!
Bad.
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Buy an xserve to support fuckmicrosoft.com at a price waaay below normal prices (here: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2070770315 (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2070770315) )
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Lazy Gamer?
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LazyGamer. Too expensive for my blood.
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Gentoo
Or
Red Hat 8.0?
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Slackware
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AIX
or
SCO OpenServer
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AIX
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Sunfire
or
Superdome
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Superdome
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Picard
or
Kirk
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[ November 10, 2002: Message edited by: Macman / bOb ]
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quote:
Originally posted by Macman / bOb:
Superdome
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Picard
or
Kirk
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[ November 10, 2002: Message edited by: Macman / bOb ]
Both rule. But i will go with the original.
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Older chicks
Or
Out of Catholic School Chicks?
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Out of Catholic School Chicks, they may take a little more time, but once corrupted, they rule.
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RIAA
or
Clippy
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Clippy (Sure, he's annoying as fuck, but at least he's not gonna get in the way of my CD Burning)
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Porsche
or
Ferrari
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FERRARI OF COURSE!!!! You kidding me? No question about it.
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Monster 900 Ducati
Or
Harley?
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harley
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Subs
Or
Burgers
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Subs (I try to be health concious...)
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Ideal Woman Is:
Blonde haired
or
Brunette
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Brunette.
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Whose it gonna be:
Yoda
or
Palpatine
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Yoda
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News On TV
OR
News Over the WWW?
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WWW... (http://WWW...) latley more reliable and more unbiased.
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Wookies
OR
Ewoks
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[ November 10, 2002: Message edited by: psyjax v6.9 /Dave ]
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Wookies (Sounds cooler)
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College
or
University
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College
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Google
or
Yahoo!
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University if money is not an issue. Or you can go all crazy and take so many loans not even the Devil would want to own your ass.
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Twins
or
Two Bi girls
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Bi Twins! I'm so fucking greedy
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Classic in OS X
or
Boot to OS 9
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EDIT: I just realized that my past 50 posts were within the last 6 days. Damn!
[ November 11, 2002: Message edited by: The_Muffin_Man/B0b ]
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Boot into XP
now:
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sex with Rosie O'Donnell
sex with Richard Simmons
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sex with neither theyre both f*cking sick
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compound bow
or
traditional style
[ November 11, 2002: Message edited by: jrigby ]
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Composit Longbow of Marksmanship +4 "Heartseeker"
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Ewok porn
or
Yoda porn
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Yoda porn
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GUI?
Or
Text?
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GUI
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Anna
or
Britney
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Anna
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Ketchup
or
Mustard
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[ November 11, 2002: Message edited by: void main ]
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Ketchup
Void, fix your answer
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Firewire
or
USB (1 or 2)
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Firewire
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Networker
or
Coder?
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Coder
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Mastrabation
or
Prostitution
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Masturebation
Rolls-Royce
or
Ford Taurus
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Ford Taurus.
I will disorganize your brains now.
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Windos 2000
or
Windows XP?
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Windows 2000
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chicken
or
fish
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Chicken
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NASCAR
or
IRL
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IRL
NASCAR is shit IMHO
What about LeMans?(if that's how you spell it)
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Mercedes CLK F1
or
McLaren F1
www.mclarencars.com (http://www.mclarencars.com)
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McLaren (http://www.mclaren.co.uk/)
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Night crawlers
or
Crickets
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crickets, i hear they bring good luck ;)
"vanilla sky"
or
"the red horseman"
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Hmm, Vanilla sky? Haven't watched the other one. (http://smile.gif)
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F1
or
Indy
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F1
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rice burner
or
muscle car
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1970 hemi-cuda with the 427 big block hemi street engine (muscle car)
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crack
or
cocaine
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Coka-Cola
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blackjack
or
poker
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quote:
Originally posted by Panos:
Hmm, Vanilla sky? Haven't watched the other one.
actually, they are paintings. Vanilla sky was painted by monet, i was watching vanilla sky and that was the first painting to come to mind, and the red horseman was painted by carro, a futurist (or dadoist, i dont remember).
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Poker
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Blunt
or
Cigaweed
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quote:
Originally posted by xyle_one-point-two:
actually, they are paintings. Vanilla sky was painted by monet, i was watching vanilla sky and that was the first painting to come to mind, and the red horseman was painted by carro, a futurist (or dadoist, i dont remember).
Damn, I didn't know you were talking about the paintings. Jeese, I feel so embarassed and keep in mind that I've studied History of Art. I feel like disappearing off the face of the earth right now. :D
I should be more careful next time! Anyway, back to the game! ;)
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quote:
Originally posted by Panos:
Damn, I didn't know you were talking about the paintings. Jeese, I feel so embarassed and keep in mind that I've studied History of Art. I feel like disappearing off the face of the earth right now. :D
I should be more careful next time! Anyway, back to the game! ;)
Lay off the TSIPOURO Pano. Mhn se arxiso sto Agrotiko.
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Being correct which makes you to other people look like an arrogant mother faker.
Or
Being Correct and just letting shit go by so people wont think of you as an arrogant ass?
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[ November 11, 2002: Message edited by: bazoukas ]
[ November 11, 2002: Message edited by: bazoukas ]
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quote:
Originally posted by Panos:
Damn, I didn't know you were talking about the paintings. Jeese, I feel so embarassed and keep in mind that I've studied History of Art. I feel like disappearing off the face of the earth right now.
I should be more careful next time! Anyway, back to the game!
not to worry :D
Being correct which makes you to other people look like an arrogant mother faker (heh heh ;) )
Redhat "Blue Curve"
or
mac osX "Aqua"
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quote:
Originally posted by xyle_one-point-two:
not to worry :D
Being correct which makes you to other people look like an arrogant mother faker (heh heh ;) )
Redhat "Blue Curve"
or
mac osX "Aqua"
lololol. Oh dude i didnt write that for you. I had in mind some pricks that i know at school that are just clueless beyond belief. Dont take offense to it. Didnt mean to be an ass (http://smile.gif)
I will go with Red Hat Blue curve.
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Lynx
or
Mozilla
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quote:
Originally posted by Bazoukas:
lololol. Oh dude i didnt write that for you. I had in mind some pricks that i know at school that are just clueless beyond belief. Dont take offense to it. Didnt mean to be an ass
dont worry, i didnt think it was aimed at me. (http://smile.gif) i thought it just sounded better, you know. I was picturing in my head which situation would look better, being right, but not doing anyting, or being right and shoving it in everyones face. in my head, the second one looked a whole lot funnier. (http://smile.gif)
Mozilla
.JPG
or
.PNG
[ November 11, 2002: Message edited by: xyle_one-point-two ]
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.PNG
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Thai food
or
Mexican food
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Thai food
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Mastercard
or
Visa
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Mastercard
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The colors we love to hate
Flower Power
or
Dalmation
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Dalmation
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Thai chicks
or
Mexican chicks
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Thai chicks
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Letterman
or
Leno
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Letterman cause he has a bad ass attitude.
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German porn
or
American porn?
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Deutsches Porn naturlich! That is German porn of course! :D
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optical mouse
or
trackball
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PS Bazoukas (Giorgo) to epomeno pothraki tsipouro sthn ygeia sou! :D
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optical mouse
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start trek
or
star wars
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Star Wars
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Grass
or
Turf
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Grass of course
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The Screen Savers
or
Call for Help
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The screen savers
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Mickey Mouse
or
Bugs Bunny
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Bugs Bunny
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X-Men
or
Justice League
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[ November 11, 2002: Message edited by: Macman / bOb ]
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edit: Not even close, X-men
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Comics, not movies-
Spiderman
or
Batman
[ November 11, 2002: Message edited by: Doctor V 0.8.7 ]
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Batman
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X-Windows
or
Windows (the kind in your house - i.e, the ones you open?)
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Windows as the ones in a house
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US Rangers
or
Marines
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Marines (out of complete randomness, really. . .)
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Masturbation
or
VoidMain? (HAHAHAHAHA!! Maybe I just have an odd sense of humor.)
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As long as I am promised that the masturbation option has nothing to do with Void Main, then Void Main. Void main is interesting, but masturbation gets boring, and can be tiring.
And yes, your sense of humor is pretty fucked up.
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Slackware
or
Gentoo
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[ November 12, 2002: Message edited by: The_Muffin_Man/B0b ]
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jacking it takes alot out of me in contrast with going at it with a girl.
gentoo because of its debian like feature to get programs.
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Dogy style
or
Her riding you?
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"bitch, you dont love me, you just love my doggy style!!" snoop dogg.
snoop dogg (glam rap)
or
jurassic 5 (hip hop)
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snoop dog, but only if none of the above is not an option
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Paula Jones
or
Monica Lewinsky
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Paula has a funny nose but Monica is just plain nasty, so Paula Jones I guess
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Opie and Anthony
or
Don and Mike(please only answer if you know who they are)
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Hmmm last one kinda unanswerable so I will leave it for the next person
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Microsoft stealing your soul
or
AOL/Time warner stealing your soul
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AOL Stealing it (at least theres linux support now)
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Platic Money (Aussieland)
or
Paper Money
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Paper Money (Those 100,000 bills that they used to have)
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Mission Impossible
or
Mission Impossible 2
----------------------
-
mission impossible.
antz (dreamworks)
or
a bugs life (pixar studios)
-
Antz (I love that movie, even though my comp. died while I was watching it)
-----------------
Netgear
or
Linksys
-----------------
-
Linksys
------------------
Usenet
or
IRC
-
IRC
----------------
Tux Racer
or
Frozen Bubble
----------------
-
Tux Bubble
------------------
Spears
or
Aguilara
(looks, not musical talent)
-
Aguilara
-----------
Sadam
or
Osama
-
Osama has more character, and Balls.
(not endorsing bin ladin!!! Just saying that he's more of a character than Sadam)
-----------
Is this the longest thread now?
or
Is the hidden files thread still longer?
[ November 15, 2002: Message edited by: psyjax v6.9 /Dave ]
-
this is now the longest thread on the forums.
------------------------------
would you drink:
the glass of warm piss
or
the glass of cold piss?
(if you were forced to choose)
------------------------------
-
warm piss (more likely to still be sterile)
-------------------
Troublesome women
or
Linux
-------------------
-
quote:
Originally posted by Tux:
warm piss (more likely to still be sterile)
-------------------
Troublesome women
or
Linux
-------------------
Linux. I had my share and i dont want anymore women with "issues" otherwise known as bitches.
------------------------
vi
or
Emacs
------------------------
-
vim
________________
XP User
or
Zombie?
-
XP User. He uses Linux, remember? Even if he prefers Windows (if he still does) at least he gave Linux a shot.
----------------
Orgy (The band)
or
Avril Lavigne
----------------
-
Avril Lavigne (How did somthing so good come out of canada :D )
---------------------------
Nautillus
or
GMC
-
GMC (I'm guessing you mean the car company. . .)
_________________________________________
Using AOL for life
or
Becoming a fat, alcoholic slob fuck who has a giant beard with two-year-old cheese in it?
-
Becoming a fat, alcoholic slob fuck who has a giant beard with two-year-old cheese in it?
--------------------------
Energizer Bunny
or
A hot chick
--------------------------
Edit: The longest thread on the board I think....
[ November 15, 2002: Message edited by: The_Muffin_Man/B0b ]
-
A hot chick
(I ment Gnome Midnight Commander, which get killed in 2.4 and replaced with Nautillis)
--------------
Ban the webmaster
or
Ban Calum ( :D )
-
Ban Ex Eleven / b0b 2.1 (just trying to piss you off :-p)
______________
Calum
or
Gay porn?
-
Calum
--------------
Cycle Moderators
or
Facist Ruling
-
Cycle Moderators
------------------
Wemaster
or
Ex Eleven 25.13516?
-
Both (M0r said where the same person, i used to be skitophrenic (spelt wrong) but now where okay.)
-----------------------------
Cult of bob is evil.
or
Cult of bob is good.
-
Cult of Bob is Bob (since we are all Bob).
-------------
# rm -rf /
or
# rm -rf /c
-------------
-
cat /dev/urandom /dev/hda* (* being the partion number of Windows)
---------------------
www.buffythedogfucker.com (http://www.buffythedogfucker.com)
or
www.belg88.com (http://www.belg88.com)
-
belg88 (both because the buffythedogfucker link didn't work and I think belg88 is hilarious)
---------------------
US takes over the world and there is peace (although everyone is under US rule).
or
US continues to do nothing and terrorist organizations along with x11 widdle away at it until there is nothing left and the free world crumbles to dust and everyone dies.
-
US continues to do nothing and terrorist organizations along with x11 widdle away at it until there is nothing left and the free world crumbles to dust and everyone dies, because I'm a happy kind of guy :D .
_____________________________
Those new spiffy Amigas
or
Macs?
-
MACS GODDAMMIT!!! (well what do you expect, my name's macman)
------------------------
Palm
or
Handspring
------------------------
Hey guys, lets see how long we can keep this thread going
[ November 16, 2002: Message edited by: namcaM Macman ]
-
Palm.
---------------
"Can't you see I'm the most furious man in Taiwan?!"
or
"10 out of 10 script kiddies made fun of this site's 'skil1z0rz'"
-
"10 out of 10 script kiddies made fun of this site's 'skil1z0rz'"
-------------------
Girlfriend is a man
or
Girlfriend is your hand
-
The hand (hmm... not very rhetorical for me)
------------------------
This dumb game
or
The last dumb game
------------------------
-
This dumb game
-------------
UnixSucks.org
or
Unix.org?
-
Unix.org
-------------
This thread is endless
or
It will get put in the trash when the webmaster runs out of diskspace on his hosting
[ November 16, 2002: Message edited by: Ex Eleven / b0b 2.1 ]
-
The hand (hmm... not very rhetorical for me)
------------------------
This dumb game
or
The last dumb game
------------------------
-
This dumb game
-------------
UnixSucks.org
or
Unix.org?
--------------------
-
Unix.org
----------
www.nazi.org (http://www.nazi.org)
or
www.whitehouse.gov (http://www.whitehouse.gov)
-
both (Whats the difference in policy)
--------------------
h4x0r
or
teh l33ts;t
-
h4x0r
--------------------------------
cure for the itch
or
21st Century Jesus
(if you don't know, download them)
---------------------------------
-
cure for the itch, because I've been looking for it for decades.
----------------
butt-sex with Steve Ballmer
or
eleventy billion dollars
----------------
-
but-se. . . I mean eleventy billion dollars.
---------------------
Butt-sex with Steve Balmer
or
Butt-sex with XP user?
-
I would rather light myself on fire and jump thirty thousand feet into a vat of rabid, flesh-eating hamsters than answer this question.
----------------------
Ja Rule
or
DMX
-
DMX
-----------------------
This thread
or
The screenshots thread
-----------------------
-
This thread.
________________________
U.S #1 of A democratic justice
or
Wal-Mart PCs for Linux running Windows XP?
-
Wal-Mart PCs for Linux running Windows XP?
--------
lets get back to basics:
coffee
or
tea
-
coffee
White
or
Wheat
-
Wheat
----------------
MP3s
or
CDs
----------------
-
CDs, which then become MP3s, because i like to keep my cds tucked away, and a copy of them in my car, plus i have my music archived on the computer..
Dirty "Ravers"
or
Dirty "Hippies"
-
They must both be destroyed!!! But what the hell, Dirty Hippies.
--------
Remember the movie TRON? Programs became people and were forced to play video games against eachother to the death. In that cool motorcycle type game whose it gonna be:
Internet Exploder 6.0
or
M$ Office XP
[ November 18, 2002: Message edited by: Doctor V 0.8.7 ]
-
sadly i must admit, i am part of those dirty raver punks. ;)
i think internet exploder 6 would lose, i dont think it could stay on the bike without CRASHING, although, office crashes too. huhm. ill say office, because the damn "helpers" (clippy, the goddamn dog) just wont die.
"yay" 3.5 floppy
or
"nay" 3.5 floppy
[ November 18, 2002: Message edited by: xyle: Mac Commando ]
-
Well I'm too old to be a dirty raver punk and too young to be a dirty hippie punk.
"yay" 3.5 floppy may as well have a drive, can be useful for really small things.
--------
Wrestling Time!!!
Bill Gates
or
Barney the Purple Dinosaur
...to the death.
-
Barney wins that, no contest
----------------------------
Solaris
or
Netware
----------------------------
-
Solaris
------------------
Rove
or
Paul McDermit
-
Who the hell are they?
--------------------------
Sweetened Iced-Tea
or
Long Island Iced-Tea
--------------------------
-
Sweetened Iced Tea (cuz that sounds yummy)
----------------------
Bill Gates (armed with an M16)
or
Steven Seagal (armed with a toothbrush)
-
Bill Gates (armed with an M16) -- Bear in mind that I will be armed with a Best of British Challenger II tank. :D
---------------
DVD-R
or
DVD+R
---------------
-
DVD+R
-------------------
Calum for Pope
or
Calum for Pornstar!
-
Both!
--------
T
or
A
-
Both!
---------------------
Nervana
or
Metallica
-
Its Nirvana, and thats what i pick
-----------
I should learn the guitair?
or
I should learn the drums?
-
You should learn the guitair.
--------
Country Music
or
R&B
-
Neither
-----------
Ban Canadian people.
or
Ban people coming from texas.
-
Ban people from coming to texas.
--------
Baseball
or
Hockey
-
Hockey
-----------------
Masturbation
or
Zombie9220
-
oh come on! who's really going to pick zombie90210?
-------------------------------------
new windows XP 'Tablet PC'
or
286 running PC-DOS
?
-
quote:
Originally posted by Ex Eleven / b0b 2.1:
Rove
or
Paul McDermit
fucking Rove sucks, so Paul McDermott (except i'm sure it's spelt differently...)
-
286 running PC-Dos
----------------------------
Condom
or
Silicone on your pee-hole
-
Condom
------------------
This thread will live on because people like it.
or
This thread will live on because X11 will reply to everything, even his own stuff.
[ November 22, 2002: Message edited by: X11 / BOB: The croc hunter ]
-
This thread will live on because x11 will reply to his own stuff
-------------------
Ozzie
or
Hendrix
-
Ozzie
--------
Australia
or
Canada
-
Canada, or as we call it, America Jr :D
--------------
Which was worse:
Ants colonizing an iBook
or
Kiss taking off their makeup
-
Kiss taking off there makeup
--------------
Red-Hat
or
SuSe
[ November 22, 2002: Message edited by: X11 / BOB: The croc hunter ]
-
mandrake.
--------------
X11
or
Calum
-
X11
--------
System of a down?
or
The Living end?
-
system of a down
___________________
(follow the links)
Virgin (http://www.bcrich.com/guitars/platinum/virgin/platinum_virgin.htm)
or
Bitch (http://www.bcrich.com/guitars/platinum/bich/platinum_bich.htm)
-
Virgin looked cool
-----------
Zombies Women (http://fatchicksinpartyhats.com)
or
X11's Women (http://www.sarahjane.com.au/)
-
X11's women.
--------
Is the Zombie...
Gone for Good?
or
just holding out?
-
Just holding out (It's only been a week. I'll say gone for good in two)
--------------------------------
VIA C3
or
Those stupid Evergreen upgrades
--------------------------------
-
Those stupid evergreen upgrades
---------------
having a fat chick fetish
or
having a "chicks with dicks" fetish
-
fat chick/*more cushion for the pushin*/
==================================
piss test
or
hair test
-
Urine test (I don't know what a hair test is and I doubt I want to know)
----------------------------
Sluts
or
Ho's
----------------------------
-
Sluts. Definitely sluts.
---------------------------
goatse.cx
or
microsoft.com
---------------------------
-
goatse.cx
------------------
Debian GNU/Linux 3
or
Slackware 8.1
-
Slackware
-----------------
(http://www.boomspeed.com/bobster47/osx_smash.gif)
or
(http://www.qsl.net/ka2eyp/pc/mac_smash_win.gif)
-
The one on top
------------------
l33+ h4x0r
or
Dubya speek
------------------
-
l33+ h4x0r. makes more sense
Southpark........
Kenny died (no more kenny)
or
Oh My God, they killed kenny!! (then kenny comes back next episode)
-
Are you high?? kenny dies and comes back next episode, duh!
---------------
papa murphy's
or
domino's
-
dominos
============================
BSD
or
SVR4
-
BSD (Whats SVR4)
-----------
Windows is full timeshareing multiuser.
or
Mac OS Classic is full timesharing multiuser. (Not OSX)
-
both...
...neither
------------------
(http://www.synergizedsolutions.com/simpsons/pictures/others/barney2.gif)
or
(http://www.holycross.edu/departments/biology/kprestwi/behavior/ESS/ESS_Site_GIFs/BARNEY~2.GIF)
or
(http://www.skinheadjim.co.uk/barney.gif)
-
(http://www.skinheadjim.co.uk/barney.gif)... Barney is the funniest (http://smile.gif) I love classic cartoons...
--------------------
Creative soundspeaker set
or
Philips soundspeaker set
[ November 25, 2002: Message edited by: Refalm ]
-
Phillips
---------
Close your pants after you masterbate, ignore the stickyness.
or
Use a tissue
-
Use a tissue (You sick sick puppies that dont are sick! (http://tongue.gif) )
------------
Drug Chemist
Or
Explosives Chemist
------------
-
drug chemist
------------------
SIngle life
or
Married life?
-
Single Life (Sleeping around)
-----------
Wanna be like Voidmain (extra smart)
or
Wanna be like The Quirk (extra smartass ;) )
-
Wanna be like Voidmain (extra smart)
--------
Ex elev3n should
become a jigalo
or
run for president
-
Become a Gigalo (Shake that fine computer geek ass, woo! (http://tongue.gif) )
------------
Pudwhacker
Or
Tallywhacker
-
Tallywhacker
-----------------------------------------
Favorite ultra-powerful game weapon:
Redeemer (UT Nuke gun)
or
BFG (Quake 3 laser ball gun)
or
That thing from Doom 1 that killed anything in front of you
----------------------------------------- :D
-
Definately the Doom 1 gun
****************************
Dire Straits
or
Fleetwood Mac
(http://tongue.gif) im an oldies fan
-
ohh thats a tough call. I would go with Fleetwood Mac......no...Dire Straits....no FleetwoodMac,,,no dammit..Dire straits,,,,,shit...."kernel panic"
--------------------
Spanking an ass of a drop dead beautifull girl
or
Having your ass Spanked by a drop dead beautifull girl.
----------------------
-
Dire Straits.
- Gauss Cannon
- or
- Mass Driver?
-
Mass Driver....Bah!! replied too late.
so....spanking her ass, most definitely
and
Mickey Mouse
or
Danger Mouse?
-
Danger Mouse! i cant stand those fuckin disney characters.
Mozilla
or
Phoenix
or
Konqueror
or
Netscape
-
Mozilla
--------------------
Cinnamon altoids
or
Tangerine altoids
--------------------
-
the 1st one? :confused: :confused:
------------------
Being a jackass
or
Being a smartass
------------------
-
Being a Smartass
**********************
Guitar
or
Bass Guitar
or
Keyboards
or
Drums
***************
-
Drums, drums in the deep.
----------------
Linux journal
or
Linux magazine
-
Both (http://tongue.gif)
Check Linux Format too. They give ALOT of programs in CDs. Saves you the trouble of DownLoading them.
---------------------
Shaved bush
or
Porn style shaved bush
or
Semi shaved
or
Lost in the Joungle babe. Help.
-----------------------------
-
Shaved bush...
-----------------------
Perl
or
Porn
-
Porn
--------
Write Write Write! - Forum Game 3
or
Lets be happy! (Forum Game 2)
-
Write Write Write!!!
----------
for moderator:
The Quirk
or
The Quirk
or
The Quirk
or
The Quirk
or
The Quirk
-
Macman
************************
Halt System
or
Lock Screen
-
# init 3
#logout
___________________
porn-get install lesbians
or
mozilla www.lesbians.com (http://www.lesbians.com)
[ November 27, 2002: Message edited by: The Master of Reality / B0B ]
-
mozilla
--------
pirates
or
profits
-
GPL
__________________
apt-get install porn-get
or
apt-get isntall porn-blocker
-
apt-get install porn-get
_________________
spam
pr
dog meat
-
spam
_____________
gnu/lesbian linux
or
Evil Entity
-
Evil Entity (leasbian linux doesnt really exist)
__________________
single boot
or
dual-triple boot
or
quadruple-quintuple boott
or
boot >= sextuple
-
quadruple boot
_________________
sleep
or
stay awake replying to myself
-
boot >= sextuple
(FYI: After dual it's just multi)
----------------------------------
Black laptop
or
Silver laptop
or
White laptop
----------------------------------
-
sleep
___________
go to hell
or
go fuck yourselves
-
go to hell
--------
heaven
or
hell
-
neither(in my opinion there just someplace someone made up so people would think there is something after death)
-----------------------
Nascar 4
or
GT3
-
GT3
----
Fat chick
or
ugly chick
-
Fat chick
**************************
ICQ
or
AIM
or
MSN
or
Yahoo!
****************************
[ November 28, 2002: Message edited by: The artist formerly known as Doogee ]
-
ICQ.
Cracker
or
H4x0r
-
h4x0r
-----------
Hot Plug IDE is more usefull
or
Hot Plug PCI is more usefull
-
h4x0r, because I find "h4x0r" to be funny. I also find other fucked up shit funny, though, so I don't think anyone should care.
This man:
(http://www.belg88.com/pictures/27.11.02.pirate.jpg)
or this man:
(http://www.belg88.com/pictures/11.25.02.fu.jpg)
-
The bottom one
**************************
Mp3
or
Ogg
-
Ogg for normal music, but mp3 for portable music-Ogg takes too much resources to decode (that's why digital music players don't include Ogg support).
______________________________
Stickfigure death
or
HOTT STICK FIGUREZ (http://www.belg88.com/index.html)
-
HOTT STICK FIGUREZ (http://www.belg88.com/index.html)
******************
The Lounge
or
Linux/Unix Forum
-
Hard. . . Question. . . AH! I'll go with the Linux/Unix Forum, though.
________________________
Boo!
or
Booya!
-
Booya, definately booya.
***************************
21 inch Cathode Ray Tube Monitor
or
17 inch Liquid Crystal Display monitor
***************************
-
21 inch Cathode Ray Tube Monitor
______________________________________
15 speaker 300Watt stereo (http://chatroom.fuckmicrosoft.com:8000/images/stereo.png)
(layoff, its a crappy digital camera and i forgot to turn the pic)
or
some rave music and LSD (http://chatroom.fuckmicrosoft.com:8000/bobhub/bob3_files/bullseye.gif)
[ November 28, 2002: Message edited by: The Master of Reality / B0B ]
[ November 28, 2002: Message edited by: The Master of Reality / B0B ]
-
rave music and LSD
---------------------------
abusing perscription drugs
or
abusing street drugs
Edit: Does anyone know what happened to forum game 3?
[ November 28, 2002: Message edited by: Macman: Mac Commando ]
-
Off Topic:
quote:
Originally posted by TheQuirk:
Ogg for normal music, but mp3 for portable music-Ogg takes too much resources to decode (that's why digital music players don't include Ogg support).
Actually it's because you need an FPU coprocessor to decode OGG. Fortunately Vorbis have just developed this new ogg that doesnt need an FPU to decode. Some companies have pledged support but there are no products on the market yet. No big companies have mentioned using it either.
On Topic:
Free BSD
------------------
White Meat
or
Red Meat
------------------
-
red meat
___________________
flog
or
shank
-
quote:
Originally posted by Tux:
Free BSD
------------------
White Meat
or
Red Meat
------------------
Tux, you responded to the wrong question, now get it right.
-
flog, whatever that is
Macman, you didn't ask a question, now get it right.
--------
Heiniken
or
Labatt Blue
[ November 29, 2002: Message edited by: Captain Peg-leg V, Greenbeard ]
-
Look up. See blue
---------------------
(once again)
abusing perscription drugs
or
abusing street drugs
-
Abusing Street Drugs.
--------
joint
or
bong
-
Good old fashioned joint (http://smile.gif)
----------------------
Grimace is Barney's half brother
or
Grimace is Barney's mortal enemy!!
-
Grimace is Barney's mortal enemy!!
--------------------
iMac Girl (http://www.uncletaz.com/backyard/macbasket/User%20Friendly%20iMac.jpg)
or
G4 Girl (http://www.wired.com/news/images/full/mac_g4girl2_f.jpg)
-
G4 Girl
------------------
Apple should make a new "Mac Classic", in the Classic Case, but with a nv4, and a G4
or
Apple should make a Game Console.
-
Linus should make a gaming console (some redhat distribution company like Redhat).
_________________________________________
dillo
or
phoenix
(browsers)
-
Dillo
---------------------
Windows API should be open source
or
Windows API should be in the bin
-
in the bin
--------
Mod:
Macman
or
The Quirk
-
The Quirk (Sorry macman, deface your own website and ill vote you ;) )
----
Ya Mum!
or
YOUR MUM!
-
Ya Mum
**********************
fuckmicrosoft.com
or
fuckbillgates.org
**********************
-
Fuckmicrosoft.com
--------
File Sharing is:
a musical revolution
or
keep paying the dinosaurs
-
keep paying the dinosours
-------------
File shareing really is:
A porn revolution.
or
A windows revolution.
-
A porn revolution
--------
This thread:
keep it going
or
let it die
-
keep it going (it dieing is like Voidmain installing XP)
---------------------
Calums a sopey blonde scottish barsted
or
M0R is an eskimo.
-
Calums a sopey blonde scottish barsted
____________________
X11 the croc hunter and lives in a hut
or
X11 lives in a hut and is a croc hunter
-
X11 lives in a hut and is a croc hunter (makes more sense)
-------------------------
Here's a really hard one
Who would win in a fight:
Godzilla
or
Mr. Rogers
-
Mr. rogers/*due*/
---------------------------
CTHULU
or
bush 2.0
-
The first one cause I don't know what it is.
--------
bob
or
BOB
-
Bob
___________
Bob
or
Integrational Polytheism
or
Discordianism
(and any bobs reading should know that Gizbob is getting his own server soon and thats when the Cult of Bob home will be back up and not just mirrored at the bob hub)
-
Bob
--------------
Quirks site sucks
or
Quirks site rocks
or
I prefer voidmain kicking my ass
-
Quirks site rocks
----------------------------
White backlight on a LCD
or
Blue backlight on a LCD
----------------------------
-
Blue backlight on a LCD
--------
Pizza Hut
or
Dominoes
-
Dominoes (I seem to recall painful childhood memories of being in pizza hut while it was crammed full of large men in kilts)
-----------------
The Mac Revolution .com (http://www.macrevolution.com)
or
The Mac Revolution .tk (http://www.macrevolution.tk)
-
MacRevolution.com
----------------------------------
Install IE 6?
OR
Eat a bucket of cow shit?
-
Install IE 6 (in linux with winex) then uninstall
-----
beer
or
coffee
[ December 18, 2002: Message edited by: BOB 11: Stallman Wannabe ]
-
yuchhhh
Beer
------------------------------------
Star Trek
or
Babylon 5
-
star trek
-------------
Give bill all your money and ownings
or
Give fett101 all your money and ownings
-
quote:
Originally posted by The Rev. Annorax:
MacRevolution.com
(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:c4hNcvwhtnMC:www.healthguide.com/images/Angry.jpg)
Damn you!!!!!
------------------
Give Fett101 all my money and ownings, but jokes on him cuz Im as broke as hell!!!
Age of Empires
or
Warcraft II
-
Warcraft
------------
Microsoft Linux (http://www.mslinux.org)
or
Microsoft Windows (http://www.windows.com)
-
Microsoft Windows (long enough to format the fucking drive and install RH8)
---------------------------------
Unreal Tournament
or
csDOOM II
or
Descent Freespace
-
csDOOM II
-----------------
The Rev annorax is on weed
or
Ex Eleven needs more... urm... its home made and has no name... Alchohol
[ December 19, 2002: Message edited by: Xfree86 Release 11 ]
-
X11, why do you change your name every day? do you have ocd or are you just really bored? Either way, I think you need some alcohol.
---------------
Which would be better:
The Mac Commandoes are a scary group of bloodthirsty elite terrorist extremists that will do anything to achieve their fiendish goals.
or
The Mac Commandoes are a bunch of passivists who believe that the only way to fight for Mac is to share information.
-
The Mac Commandoes are a bunch of people who want to be like the cult of bob because there jelous of it, not that i care im not even a member.. Who believe that the only way to fight for Mac is to share information.
--------------------
Worst MS creation:
Windows
or
IE
or
Bob
or
XP
or
.NET
or
All of the above.
-
All of the above
------------------------------------
Our favorite very classic OS
System 5
or
System 6
or
System 7
or
OS 8
------------------------------------
-
quote:
Originally posted by Xfree86 Release 11:
The Mac Commandoes are a bunch of people who want to be like the cult of bob because there jelous of it
That's why you join both :D
-------------------
System 7, definitely my fav Classic OS
-------------------
Which classic S/OS is your least favorite?
System 5
or
System 6
or
System 7
or
OS 8
or
OS 9
-
Yay :D no one responded! i win forum game 2!!!
*macman does a victory dance*
-
OS 9 (There is no winner you friggen trekie)
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Macman is a fuck
or
Macman is a fuck
or
Macman is a fuck
or
Macman is a fuck
or
Macman is a fuck
-
X11 is a fuck
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America rules
or
Linux is cool but not as cool as Mac
or
Macman is a stud
-
Macman is a stud. :D
Diet coke
or
Regular
-
fuck coke! have you no sense of shame? I vote for good clean freshly squeezed orange juice! :D
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Socialist
or
Fascist
?
-
BAH! Coke is the messiah! (At least until someone around here sells something with a higher caffeine count :D )
Socialist but fascist if im in charge (none of this junta shit either :D )
Red black anarchy
or
green black anarchy
or
hunting down fluffly little kittens with big spears a la Steve Irwin?
:D :D :D
[ December 23, 2002: Message edited by: Faust ]
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quote:
Originally posted by Faust:
BAH! Coke is the messiah! (At least until someone around here sells something with a higher caffeine count :D )
coffee powder?
ah! i don't know what those things are so the next person will have to answer.
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Muah ha ha ha! I have finally confused someone... welcome to my world of confusion. ness. [thunder, lightning] :D ok ill change the question-
setting fire to stuff
OR
blowing stuff up?
-
blowing stuff up.
maybe it's just me but setting fire to stuff seems a bit nasty what with our firemen being on strike so much recently...
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killing
or
maiming
or
shagging
?
(i saw fight club for the first time last night... odd)
-
Shagging Liz Weekes (in Australian Water Polo team... best damn thing to be seen in the whole Olympics :D )
Water
or
British beer
or
American version of our beer (they cant serve it right)
or
Absinthe made the old wormwood way (http://smile.gif)
-
absinthe! (imported from spain, incidentally, absinthe will soon be made legal in australia and it already is legal in the UK)
and water certainly tops both of those watery chemical beer substitutes you mentioned!
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A frontal lobotomy
or
a bottle in front of me
?
-
I agree on both counts, that sinthe is the superior alcoholic beverage and that water is superior to beer :D
A bottle in front of me (i like my head as it is now (http://smile.gif) )
Doom 2
or
Doom 3?
-
Doom 2
::::::::::::::::::::
Big brand computer supplies (Trust, Logitec etc.)
or
"Made in Taiwan" nameless computer supplies
-
quote:
Originally posted by Refalm:
Doom 2
::::::::::::::::::::
Big brand computer supplies (Trust, Logitec etc.)
or
"Made in Taiwan" nameless computer supplies
Big brand computer supplies - a Taiwanese PSU killed a lot of hardware that I owned :( .
___________________________
Calum
or
Bill Gates spanking you?
-
Calum. I'll make him my personal slave (http://tongue.gif)
::::::::::::::::::::
Aaliyah
or
Ashanti
-
Kill em both...
oh wait. Ashanti then
-
star trek
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trees
or
lions
?
-
trees
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Who was sexyier (see the "post your pic" thread)
X11
or
CaptinCool.
-
CaptainCool
::::::::::::::::::::
Mac OS X Blue
or
Mac OS X Graphite
-
Blue. Graphite is unfamiliar and different, therefor I hate it.
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(for starcraft people)
get laid by kerrigan before she was a zerg
or
get laid by kerrigan after she was a zerg
-
before she was a zerg
---------
Drink Urine
or
Drink my Urine
-
Drink Urine
----------
Macman is on pot because he is ugly
or
Macman is on pot because he smokes it.
-
because he smokes it
--------
Salvation through Jesus
or
The Devil
-
Definitely the devil. he's cool.
----------
X11 says I smoke pot because he does and is in denial about it
or
X11 is just plain nuts
-
X11 is just plain nuts
Pok
-
haha, Bulbaslut
----------------
:D
or
;)
-
;)
---
I-Ching
or
Eating
?
-
Eating
-------------------------
Shoot Bill
or
Win $2,000,000,000 in the Lottery
-
Win 2,000,000,000 (then hire assassin to shoot Bill)
Microsoft Blue
or
XBox Green
(hehehe)
(edited cuz i didnt see the 16 pages there..)
[ January 01, 2003: Message edited by: Solo ]
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blue(bsod)
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puppy dog's
or
pussy kat's
-
pussy (kats)
-----------------------
Coke
Or
Pepsi
-
Cocain (you know by Yakooza)
----------
Im your G
or
Your my G
-
Yo in da hizzle-fanizzle-schnizzle, yoyo!
---------------
Gladware
or
Ziplock
-
Ziplock
-------
Device that most needs internet accsess:
Toaster
or
Microwave
or
Fridge
or
VoidMain
-
Microwave (fridge and toaster have already been done)
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This page (very large, shitloads of images) (http://www.akgames.net:8000/Downloads/FIles/Personal/Back.htm)
or
This page (not as bad, still lots of images) (http://akart.webhop.net)
-------------------------------
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In terms of loadability, the second one.
-----------------------
The iChia (http://www.jsmagic.com/spam/ichia.jpg)
or
The iBug (http://www.uncletaz.com/backyard/macbasket/VWiMac4.jpg)
-
iBug
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sex with a carcass
or
sex with my natalie
[ January 21, 2003: Message edited by: X11 ]
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natalie
----------
m0r rides a polar bear to school.
or
m0r lives in a igloo.
-
probably both
------------------------
X11 is who he says he is
or
X11 is actually elvis
-
Elvis left the building a long time ago.
Supercharger?
or
Turbocharger?
-
Turbocharger
Gundams
or
Transformers
-
Gundam
Descent 2
or
Descent Freespace 2
*and*
Love Hina
or
Chobitz
or
Hellsing
-
Free Space
--------------------------------------
1337 h4x0r5
OR
Ex Eleven getting tossed off by computer hardware somehow
--------------------------------------
-
FreeSpace, wtf is wrong with you?? D3!
Anyways... l33t h4><0R5
-----------------------------------------------
New hard drive
OR
Use an older 10gig and get the /usr partition to extend onto it somehow
------------------------------------------------
-
New Hard Drive, too much trouble the other way
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Jessica Biel
or
Jessica Alba
-
Both at the same time
=============
Faust has a 4 inch iorn rod in his ass
or
Faust has his head up his ass
-
Faust has his head up his arse.
"chewie" lollies (like frogs etcetera)
or
jelly sugar (the stuff in the little aeroplane jelly packets)?
btw : quote:
Free Space
what is wrong with you? descent 2 rules!
-
jelly sugar (the stuff in the little aeroplane jelly packets)?
--------------------
Linux
or
Women
-
women.
===========
a kick in the nads
or
a dick up the arse
?
-
kick in the nads
south park
or
simpsons?
-
simpsons
Aqua
or
bluecurve
or
luna?
[ April 16, 2003: Message edited by: Siplus: *Capitalist* ]
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Aqua
----------
The Cowboyneal option
or
Somthing Relevant
-
Somthing Relevant
AOL
or
MSN
-
no flaming...
msn my cousin uses it
not the actual msn mind you, GAIM or amsn.
although aol is being integrated with icq...
doing work early and finishing it early
or
cramming?
-
doing work early and finishing it! (won't catch me cramming! ;) )
-------------
killing
or
dying
-
dieing...
being 1 year old
or
being 100 years old
-
Being 1 year old
----------------
Faust
or
X11
-
faust, X11 sucks :-p
(j/k)
Redhat9
or
Slackware9
-
Slackhat9
----------
http://www.osxsucks.com (http://www.osxsucks.com)
or
http://www.fuckapple.com (http://www.fuckapple.com)
-
osxsucks, its funnier
drunk
or
high?
-
both
-----------
Muffins
or
Bagels
-
muffins (chocolate muffins)
i despise bagels. every non american i know who has tried bagels also despises bagels. how can people eat those doughy little things? :confused:
raviolli
or
gnocchi?
-
ravioli (never heard of gnocchi)
(how can you not like bagels?? Just add tons of cream cheese)
--------
Macman is cool because he has OVER 1000 POSTS!!!
or
Macman is cool because he has OVER 1000 POSTS!!!
-
Refalm is cool because he has 813 posts :D
::::::::::::::::::::
Ambient Jungle
or
Speedcore
[ April 18, 2003: Message edited by: Refalm ]
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Bagels suck! (http://tongue.gif)
Gnocchi is cool, its like pasta made from potatoes instead of wheat... really nice. ;)
If I was forced to choose,
ambient jungle.
i despise the "children w/ ADD" music that is speedcore.
Ministry (the band not the record label or magazine)
OR
Skinny Puppy?
-
The latter
---------
Dumbass Jock
or
George Bush
-
Dumbass jock
Wayne Static is the devil
or
Daniel Filth is the devil
or
Marilyn Manson is the devil
or
Anthony Lavey is the devil
or
The pope is the devil?
-
Marilyn Manson is the devil for linking Slim Anus aka Eminem.
::::::::::::::::::::
What looks better?
KDE 3.1 with the default theme (http://belg88.com/kxconfig.png) and Crystal icons (http://www.kdelook.org/content/show.php?content=2539)
or
Gnome with the Scalable Gorilla theme (http://jimmac.musichall.cz/themes.php3?skin=2) with Gorilla icons (http://jimmac.musichall.cz/i.php3?ikony=14).
-
The GNOME one
--------
I am biased towards GNOME
or
I am biased against KDE
-
Your biased towards GNOME
--------
apt-get
or
poratge
-
apt-get of course.
jesus
or
dave grohl.
-
Jesus (the original one, not the one that St. Paul fucked up).
::::::::::::::::::::
BeOS
or
OS/2 Warp
-
BeOS... No, OS/2! Er... BeOS! Wait, er... ARRRGH!
(Yeesh, Refalm, must you ask such difficult questions? :D )
FreeBSD or Solaris?
-
Solaris (because it sounds cool)
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Fishcorn
or
Ninjas
(it's like old times :D )
-
Ninjas.
----------
Pirates
or
Sailors.
-
Pirates.
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Real-Time Strategy (C&C, Z, Total Anhilation, Starcraft, etc.)
or
Tactical Shooter (SWAT 3, Counter-Strike, Tactical Ops, etc.)
-
Treasure.
-
Wrong game, Macman. ;)
---------------
Let's be happy
or
Word association
[ January 16, 2004: Message edited by: Laukev7 ]
-
Lets be happy.
-------------
Toaster Song
or
Like an Orangatang he found it in the dark.
-
Toaster Song
quote:
Originally posted by Laukev7:
Wrong game, Macman. ;)
Macman doesn't pay attention
or
Macman is on heavy medication
or
Macman is an idiot
-
Macman doesnt pay attention
Windows 2000
or
Windows XP
-
Windows 2000
--------
Everquest
or
Planetside
-
Planetside (anything better than Everquest, or any MMORPG for that matter)
::::::::::::::::::::
Grolsch
or
Heineken
-
Heineken (but only if I'm in Europe or Africa - Heineken is awful in Asia and America)
Chuck D
or
Flavor Flav
-
Chuck D
Python
or
PHP
-
Python
Eraser-flavoured pencils or pencil-flavoured erasers?
-
Eraser-flavoured pencils for me.
--------------------------------
Homer Simpson or Eric Cartman?
-
D'oh! Homer Simpson.
Bender or Flexo?
-
Bender.
Milk chocolate with hazelnuts or milk chocolate with almonds?
-
I like 'em both, but I would have to go for milk chocolate with hazelnuts.
Okay, here's mine: Rap or metal?
-
dang, both genres have a top 2% that are really good and interested in advancing both the genre and culture. And both have a bottom 98% that are nothing but spoiled leeches, drinking money and farting hydrogen sulfide. If we were resigned to the past 5 years by this question, I'd have to go with rap, just because metal has turned to shit. But taking all music from all eras into context, I'd have to go with metal.
Seagate or Western Digital?
-
Seagate
Amsterdam or London?
-
London
Mouse of touchpad?
-
Mouse, definitely. I cannot get along with touchpads at all.
Beer or Lager?
-
Beer.
The Legend of Zelda or The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past?
-
Beer, because Hertog Jan Tripel is the best beer in the world, and not lager at all.
Train or car?
-
train, because I miss being able to get on a train and getting basically anywhere in the country.
sunflower or pumpkin seeds?
-
sunflower
GDI or NOD?
-
NOD, although you're fucked with NOD in Tiberian Dawn.
That hot dumb blonde or that very smart but really goth wiccan
-
The goth girl, but only if she's reasonably good looking, and not just in the scene to hide the fact that she's hideous.
Again, since it was so rudely skipped before:
The Legend of Zelda, or The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past?
-
TLoZ:ALttP
Nazis or Soviets?
-
Soviets - corruption failed them, not communism
Murderers or vigilantes who take their own revenge on murderers?
-
vigilantes.
belt or suspenders?
-
Belts, you can't deck a man with suspenders.
Drift or Grip?
-
Drift, Mario Kart Wii in manual mode (and the Concerto kart) is my favourite :)
Backpack or postbag
-
Postbag. Easier to hide the body.
Anime-style cartoons or cartoon-style anime?
-
Realistic Anime eg: Hellsing OVAs, The last vampire.
The Zerg Or The Protos ?
-
Zerg. Insanely weird/awesome aliens FTW.
Borg or Klingon?
-
Klingon - I don't care for central intelligence or its agency
"The Daily Show" or "The Colbert Report"?
-
The Daily Show
Shell or BP?
-
Since I have been to BP-America headquarters in Houston, TX, and talked to some of their corporate monkeys, I'm gonna have to go with Shell.
bass or guitar?
-
Bass, it's mah instrument of choice.
Cake or pie?
-
Bass, it's mah instrument of choice.
You ever been to http://www.talkbass.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=45 ?
I just started playing bass. They have like 95,000 members, with nearly 400 online right now. Check it out, great resource.
Cake.
Tanya Donnely or Kristin Hersh?
-
Kristin Hersh, because I haven't heard of the other one and don't want to spend the time to look her up and pretend I'm her biggest fan.
studio recordings or concert recordings?
-
Concert recordings (except for Metallica obviously)
To be or not to be?
-
That one's easy: MAYBE!
Iguanas or Chameleons?
-
Chameleons, Spypower ^_^
Phillips or flathead screwdriver?
-
Phillips. Whichever cocksucker keeps producing those goddamm flathead screws can fuck right off. I mean it!
Israel or Palestine?
-
Palestine, because Christian Palestines produce way better beer than any Herbrew can.
Obama or Osama?
-
Obama. He doesn't seem to want to blow stuff up...yet. Not that there is anything wrong with explosions.
Democracy or Communism?
-
I'm not entirely convinced that's an exclusive choice, but,
Democracy
marinara or alfredo?
-
Alfredo, I don't eat fish
Tex-mex (music, not the food) or bluegrass?