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Miscellaneous => The Lounge => Topic started by: Laukev7 on 25 August 2006, 16:55
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This is so funny I had to post this:
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1967117.html?menu=news.quirkies
A Chicago man told airport security he had a bomb in his luggage - because he didn't want his mum to know it was a penis pump.
Mardin Azad Amin, 29, was questioned after security at the city's O'Hare Airport discovered a suspicious-looking object in his bag.
Amin, who was set to fly to Turkey, told security the object was a bomb, reports the Chicago Sun-Times.
In fact, he was trying to disguise the fact that the black object was a component for a penis pump.
Amin eventually told investigators he'd lied because his mother was standing nearby and he didn't want her to know about it.
Amin faces up to three years in prison if convicted, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state's attorney's office.
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hahaha, and now she probably knows, and he might go to jail.
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see, he should'ntve been retarded, and should've said he'd rather not say, and asked for privacy
and then when they said no
he could sue their nuts off for violating his privacy to use his penis pump, and refusing to treat him humanely, without evne clicking he sounds like he isn't a whiteboy, meaning he can also sue for racial descrimination
in other words, he just went from potential huge $, to potential jail time
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in other words, he just went from potential huge $, to potential jail time
If this was slashdot mod parent +5 insightful.
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see, he should'ntve been retarded, and should've said he'd rather not say, and asked for privacy
and then when they said no
he could sue their nuts off for violating his privacy to use his penis pump, and refusing to treat him humanely, without evne clicking he sounds like he isn't a whiteboy, meaning he can also sue for racial descrimination
in other words, he just went from potential huge $, to potential jail time
Privacy has ceased to exist ever since the PATRIOT Act.
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see, he should'ntve been retarded, and should've said he'd rather not say, and asked for privacy
and then when they said no
he could sue their nuts off for violating his privacy to use his penis pump, and refusing to treat him humanely, without evne clicking he sounds like he isn't a whiteboy, meaning he can also sue for racial descrimination
in other words, he just went from potential huge $, to potential jail time
And, when the drugs wore off...
They do not, and are not required to give privacy when explaining something questionable in your baggage. If they do it's a hospitality that should be appreciated. Making someone open a bag that has something embarrassing in it is not treating them inhumanely...You're talking about people that deal with this kind of thing daily (finding sexual toys/enhancers in peoples luggage), they don't care. Playing the racist card is part of the problem. Because of mentalities like that, we have ended up in a situation where it's perfectly acceptable for a "whiteboy" to have to keep his mouth shut while other races can freely and openly be racist against him. If the white boy so much as mutters a word, the ACLU and amillion other abbreviations will be on his ass like white on rice. If we sued less, and fought more, life would be easier and I'd be right most of the time.
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Hmm, true. ^ That's why I tell assholes to go fuck themselves even if they're of a minority. Either way, it would be nice if more white guys spat idiot's own nonsense back at them instead of just whining about it. The perpetrators of this racial thing mentioned here, they sure as hell are do-ers. They try to play on guilt and fear but they don't whine about stuff - unless of course it's for manipulation but they don't believe it.
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bullshit.
the world runs on it. and by playing along, the world's population continue to passively aid their governments in eroding any civil rights, libery or dignity we once had. The rest of us have no choice but to live in the society that the apathetic majority help to create by their own inaction.
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I have to agree wwith Calum...I've been bitching about the disinterest and inaction of the majority for a while...I't what causes the dilemas where in now.