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Operating Systems => macOS => Topic started by: Stilly on 4 July 2003, 13:03

Title: This cool idea for an Apple Commercial I had
Post by: Stilly on 4 July 2003, 13:03

one day I was thinking about stuff, and I came up with an idea for a commercial apple could run. This commercial would be apple saying all sorts of outrageous crap, like that if you don't buy an apple computer then Hitler may come back from the dead or they could say that the new powermac gives off weird waves that makes you attract chicks. Then they would have legal crap saying that it was supposed to be funny and you shouldn't believe it. I think that a commercial like that would kick ass. They would be popular like the whatsup commercials because it would be stupid yet oddly appealing.

Am I crazy or a marketing genius?

[ July 04, 2003: Message edited by: The Stiller ]

Title: This cool idea for an Apple Commercial I had
Post by: LordWiccara on 4 July 2003, 13:54

that would be interestring...except i think that it would be more suitable for a windoze commercial except for the legal stuff at the end...but not a bad idea   ;)

Title: This cool idea for an Apple Commercial I had
Post by: Pissed_Macman on 4 July 2003, 15:47

I bet almost everyone here could think up a better commercial than what Apple currently has. If it was up to me I would show OS X is action with jazz music or something and an announcer that says some of the features.

Title: This cool idea for an Apple Commercial I had
Post by: avello500 on 4 July 2003, 18:27

place a computer in the center of a group of naked women gigling. then say "naked chicks dig apple".

Title: This cool idea for an Apple Commercial I had
Post by: M51DPS on 4 July 2003, 21:30

Split the screen in two with people walking over and sitting at their computers. One has the latest PC and the other has the latest Mac. You hear a voice that says both of them need to work on their big project. Both users start up their computers but the PC starts up much faster. The screen fades out and the words "2 hours later" or something like that appears. The PC is constantly crashing, geting error messages, viruses, etc. Meanwhile the Mac started up fine, got all of the work done, and is playing a really cool graphics intensive game or watching a DVD.

Title: This cool idea for an Apple Commercial I had
Post by: Fett101 on 4 July 2003, 22:17

Split screen, 2 users. One on a PC and one on a mac. You hear a train coming.... Ah wait... that's been done.

Title: This cool idea for an Apple Commercial I had
Post by: mushrooomprince on 5 July 2003, 00:30

Heres an idea.  Lets find a pot smoking blond adolescent male to be the spokes person for apple.

Title: This cool idea for an Apple Commercial I had
Post by: Laukev7 on 5 July 2003, 04:17

Nah, to Hell with Dell. They already have Ellen Feiss.   :D

Title: This cool idea for an Apple Commercial I had
Post by: mushrooomprince on 5 July 2003, 05:18

I suppose every computer company has its advertising druggies.


Maybe we should have a Ellen Feiss vs Steve death match ?

Title: This cool idea for an Apple Commercial I had
Post by: LordWiccara on 5 July 2003, 11:31

whats wrong with potheads?

Title: This cool idea for an Apple Commercial I had
Post by: suselinux on 5 July 2003, 14:15

The Ottawa Citizen : (http://canada.com/search/story.aspx?id=59eeb7fa-3fc9-4f08-9308-2c01186b60dd)

Half of Canadians want the federal government to decriminalize possession of marijuana

Title: This cool idea for an Apple Commercial I had
Post by: ravuya on 9 July 2003, 21:00

I'm still waiting for them to play one of MacAddict's "PC death" movies on endless repeat. I wanna see the one where they light it on fire and roast marshmallows again, or the one where they shoot a case with a paintball gun.

That'd be a lot more entertaining.

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