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Title: OMFG i KNOW WUT HAPPENED 2 TEH TWC
Post by: TheQuirk on 13 December 2003, 06:00
HELLO, I WOULD LIKE TO TELL YOU, UNINFORMED PEONS, WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO THE WTC, AND WHO IS RESPONSIBLE.

RESPONSIBLE PARTIES:
BUSH, ISRALE, EX-KOMMUNIST OFICIALS, CHINEZE, MEKSICANS.

ITS COMONLY KNOWN THAT TEH ISRAELIS AND THE AMERIKKANS AND THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION ARE GOOD FRIENDS AND ARE SO GOOD THAT THEY WOULD HAVE POLITICAL BUTT SEX SO TO SPEAK. BCUZ TEH ZIONIST PIGDOG ROBOTS R TRYING 2 TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND THE AMERIKANZ R TRYING 2 DO TEH SAME THING THEY TEAMED UP AGAINST THE STUPID ARABS BECAUSE ARABS ARE MEAN AND MAKE ME SAD (  :(  ) AND THEN TOOK OVER PLANE TO CRASH INTO ARABS IMPORTANT BUILDING LIKE THE U.N AND THE MEXICAN EMBASY IN IRAK AND ANYWAY THEY GOT CONFUSED AND CRASHED THE FIRST PLANE INTO WTC BUT THEN THEY REALIZED "OOPS WERE DUM   :(  " SO THEY CALLED OTHER PLANES AND TOLD THEM 2 ATTACK TEH U.S BECAUSE IT WOULD LOOK LIKE ARABZ DID THAT SO THEY WOULD KILL THE ARABS IN RETURN WITH A CAUSE AND THEN EUROPE AND  FRENCH BCUZ ITS COMMONLY KNOWN THAT THE FRENCH AND OR EUROPEANS ARE FULL OF FAGS AND ARRTABS AND FAGS AND ALSO THEY LIKE ORAL SEX WITH TEH SAME SEX LOL WUT A BUNCH OF FAGS LOL WORD? SO ANYWAY THE CHINESE DONT LIKE US SO THEY DECIDED TO ALSO ATTACK PENTAGON AND THEN EVERYBODY WOULD THINK THAT THEY DIDNT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT SO IT WOULD BE LIKE A STEALTH ATTACK IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, AND I MEAN A STEALTH ATTACK BY THE CHINESE. AND THEN THE AXE-COMMIES THOUGHT H"EY MAYBE IF THE CHINESE DID THIS WE CAN DO IT TOO AND WE WILL HELP THE COMMIEUNIST CAUSE BY BLOWING THINGZ UP" SO THEY TRIED DOING THIS AND ALSO CRASHED INTO THE BUILDING AND THEN THEIR SECOND PLANE THEY HIJACKEDD SLAMMED INTO GROUND BECAUSE CAPPIE PIG-DOGS STOPPED THEM.

DISKUSS.

[ December 12, 2003: Message edited by: TheQuirk ]

Title: OMFG i KNOW WUT HAPPENED 2 TEH TWC
Post by: flap on 13 December 2003, 06:07
I think someone's a fan of Something Awful.
Title: OMFG i KNOW WUT HAPPENED 2 TEH TWC
Post by: hm_murdock on 13 December 2003, 06:12
bin this thread and i'll ruin your shit
Title: OMFG i KNOW WUT HAPPENED 2 TEH TWC
Post by: TheQuirk on 13 December 2003, 06:13
quote:
Originally posted by flap:
I think someone's a fan of Something Awful.


I didn't say "give me tom foolery." I said "DIKUSS."

THAT MEANS DISCUSSION IS NEEDED, YOU FOOL. Just because you don't like my well-grounded theory doesn't mean you have to trash it.
Title: OMFG i KNOW WUT HAPPENED 2 TEH TWC
Post by: Laukev7 on 13 December 2003, 06:14
Enough, TheQuirk. This goes in the bin. Post this rubbish again and I'm going to delete it.
Title: OMFG i KNOW WUT HAPPENED 2 TEH TWC
Post by: psyjax on 13 December 2003, 21:38
Unbined, not to pander to Jimmy, cuz hes bing a prick.

Just to put something to ridecule that other idiotic thread.
Title: OMFG i KNOW WUT HAPPENED 2 TEH TWC
Post by: Pissed_Macman on 15 December 2003, 05:33
I'm so confused over who believes what. Is TheQuirk really saying that or is he making fun of it and is JimmyJames mad at TheQuirk because he believes it or because he's making fun of it?
Title: OMFG i KNOW WUT HAPPENED 2 TEH TWC
Post by: Xeen on 27 December 2003, 01:35
Get over it and stop your fighting.

Another vote for bin.
Title: OMFG i KNOW WUT HAPPENED 2 TEH TWC
Post by: TheQuirk on 27 December 2003, 03:03
quote:
Originally posted by xeen:
Get over it and stop your fighting.

Another vote for bin.



A vote for binning this is a vote for binning all of humanity, you weepy jerk! If you asshats can have those "omfg teh physics siat says teh WTC is going to blow up not because of plane but because Bush's evil laser eyes!!!111" thread, I most certainly have this one.
Title: OMFG i KNOW WUT HAPPENED 2 TEH TWC
Post by: preacher on 27 December 2003, 03:05
No dont bin this thread, just close it, it is going nowhere fast.
Title: OMFG i KNOW WUT HAPPENED 2 TEH TWC
Post by: TheQuirk on 27 December 2003, 05:08
OR JUST STOP REPLYING.

Why is it that you need to lock threads that are going nowhere? Suprise: an enormous amount of posts here are going nowhere. So shut up and stop replying.
Title: OMFG i KNOW WUT HAPPENED 2 TEH TWC
Post by: preacher on 27 December 2003, 06:37
Ok so we should moderate the forum by not binning any bad posts, not closing any pointless topics, and generally not doing anything. Well that is exactly what they did before and look what happened. Im a hands off kind of guy and I only delete or bin posts if I hear racial slurs or sexist comments. These only make the forum look bad.


 
quote:
BCUZ ITS COMMONLY KNOWN THAT THE FRENCH AND OR EUROPEANS ARE FULL OF FAGS AND ARRTABS AND FAGS AND ALSO THEY LIKE ORAL SEX WITH TEH SAME SEX LOL WUT A BUNCH OF FAGS LOL WORD?


[ December 26, 2003: Message edited by: DeadManWalking ]

Title: OMFG i KNOW WUT HAPPENED 2 TEH TWC
Post by: Kintaro on 27 December 2003, 07:27
I have wrote less screwed up things on high speed dosage.
Title: OMFG i KNOW WUT HAPPENED 2 TEH TWC
Post by: Kintaro on 27 December 2003, 07:29
quote:
Originally posted by TheQuirk: I Just Want Attention:
OR JUST STOP REPLYING.

Why is it that you need to lock threads that are going nowhere? Suprise: an enormous amount of posts here are going nowhere. So shut up and stop replying.



Because they need somthing to do.
Title: OMFG i KNOW WUT HAPPENED 2 TEH TWC
Post by: TheQuirk on 27 December 2003, 08:05
quote:
Originally posted by DeadManWalking:
Ok so we should moderate the forum by not binning any bad posts, not closing any pointless topics, and generally not doing anything. Well that is exactly what they did before and look what happened. Im a hands off kind of guy and I only delete or bin posts if I hear racial slurs or sexist comments. These only make the forum look bad.

 :(    :(    :(    :(    :(  

Oh, sure, completely ignore the fact that the post has no credibility and is a pure joke. I'm sure all the "ARRTABS" got real offended.
Title: OMFG i KNOW WUT HAPPENED 2 TEH TWC
Post by: Kintaro on 27 December 2003, 08:16
quote:
Originally posted by DeadManWalking:
Ok so we should moderate the forum by not binning any bad posts, not closing any pointless topics, and generally not doing anything. Well that is exactly what they did before and look what happened. Im a hands off kind of guy and I only delete or bin posts if I hear racial slurs or sexist comments. These only make the forum look bad.


 

[ December 26, 2003: Message edited by: DeadManWalking ]



Oh fuck, quit your bitching, seriously, who gives a fuck.

Gleb, post more stuff like this its a fun read.
Title: OMFG i KNOW WUT HAPPENED 2 TEH TWC
Post by: hm_murdock on 27 December 2003, 11:06
I also vote for more awesome posts like this and vote we bin xeen