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Miscellaneous => The Lounge => Topic started by: hm_murdock on 17 November 2002, 13:12
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Well, it seems that the general consensus is that it's time for Zombie90210 to leave. Here's a few reasons why...
Zombie has a fixation with homosexuality, and "queer bashing". I'm not gay, and don't want to be, but I do have friends that are gay, bi, or lesbian. They're good people, and I take offense to Zombie's verbal attacks on gays and how he suggests physical violence toward them. Perhaps he should go join Osama bin Laden's terrorist sect, or the KKK, or the Moral Majority.
His "girlfriend" most likely doesn't exist. Her name is Rosie Palm. She looks like a man's hand. We know this to be likely because he talks about girlfriends all the time, instead of just mentioning it once the way most people would. "hey, factoid, I've got a g/f". No... it's all the time. We don't care, so stop telling us. the more you talk about her, the less we believe she exists.
He probably has a small penis, because he constantly reminds us of how much he "satisfies" women. In the event he didn't notice... WE DON'T CARE. He really wants someone to believe that he's the shiznit in bed!
My guitar could beat him up. It's a Fender Stratocaster. It's made of really hard wood. Hard wood is something Zombie knows nothing about, as I already pointed out. I really put this in here because I have a tripped out sense of humor. I find the concept of an inanimate object whipping his tail to be endlessly hilarious.
My amp could beat him up. He might spew mindless drivel, but my amp can do that too, and really loud. And it's big and if it fell on him, would hurt him.
Nobody likes him, not even Bill Gates. We don't like him. And since Bill Gates is nothing more than a man, just as we are, we can assume that Mr. Gates would want to sock Zombie right in the eye just as we do. Steve Jobs would kill him 'cos Steve is a ninja.
These are just a few things he likes to dwell on, so I figured I'd make big points of them so that he'd get all pissy... maybe pissy enough to BOG OFF.
I don't know how many great threads I've seen turn to shit because he comes along with his damned trolling and turns the whole thing into a shitslinging festival. The Clock Crew isn't even as bad. They come around and spew diarrhea of the mind and then they're gone. But Zombie is like... a zombie. He won't die. He won't leave.
As someone who's only been on the forums for a relatively short time, I've already figured out what would improve it tenfold. DO AWAY WITH THE ZOMBIE.
Oh yeah... let's hear stories of threads he's trashed over the past months. Let's not do any unfounded personal attacks. Just make observations based on facts that he puts forth. Don't draw conclusions... he gives us too much raw evidence for us to resort to that.
Example: Zombie dwells on homosexuality, hence, he's likely got some personal issues with homosexuality.
Don't do this: Zombie is a pedophile and rapes kids.
You can't prove it, so don't say it. I really just wanna discuss things he does to annoy us, and why he should leave.
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I remember around last April I made some updates to at the time what was my crappy site and started a thread inviting people to visit when suddenly Zombie attacked. I stayed up all night while Calum and I argued with Zombie over whether Apple was a monopoly. He kept giving us the same stupid argument over and over as we (especially Calum, who as I recall became quite angry) kept beating his arguments to protoplasm. The three of us went through two or three pages, paragraph after paragraph, of pure argument. After I left others started posting and Zombie mentioned his so-called "girlfriend" (whom everyone accused of not being a girl) and the thread degenerated into shitslinging the next day. The thread (http://forum.fuckmicrosoft.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=6&t=000075) was funny to read through again.
I think Zombie may be one of those bitter nerds who got the shit beat out of him every day in second grade. Either that or he's a Daniel Carver sort of person (hick accent and the likes). Or maybe he's just conceted about the fact that he is telling the truth and he does have ten girlfriends and a twenty inch long hoho.
Either way, this forum is no place for him. When he's around (he seems to be attracted to stupid threads in the first place) there's no way to have an intelligent conversation.
I vote NO on Zombie.
[ November 17, 2002: Message edited by: Macman the barbarian ]
[ November 17, 2002: Message edited by: Macman the barbarian ]
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giving him all this attention will just make him stick around. if he goes, he goes of his own accord i say, and that's what we should be aiming for.
PS Jimmy James, please make your signature picture smaller, thank you.
[ November 17, 2002: Message edited by: [calum@localhost]$ ]
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ay! I didn't realize it was so big.
I'll just nix it for now.
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Zombie 9920: hey, factoid, I've got a g/f
I think he's gay, but doesn't admit it himself... I've seen it before, big musceled guys that can get any girl they want, and then threat her like an object. ("I've got a girlfriend", "I had sex with her all week", "What do you mean by Jeniffer? I got Mellisa now... Jeniffer got bored after a week")
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We've been trying to get rid of Zombie for a year now. He only comes here to make trouble. But yet when the subject of banning him comes up everyone says no, we don't want to ban anyone.
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out of pure personal hate for zombie, i want him banned. but i am really in no place to make such comments. i am a relatively new member, and havent established myself here yet. i would however, like to see him leave. i am going to do my part and just ignore every comment he makes. i dont remember a single post that was worth reading, so it will be quite easy to dismiss everyting he says. if we are voting. I vote NO on Zombie.
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I say NO to Zombie too. In fact I've already asked him in another thread if he's a masochist for coming back? I've also asked him what he hopes to achieve by coming here. As usual I didn't get a straight answer from him. Then again, who would expect anything straight from his Zombieness? :D
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Originally posted by xyle. Mac Commando:
out of pure personal hate for zombie, i want him banned. but i am really in no place to make such comments. i am a relatively new member, and havent established myself here yet. i would however, like to see him leave. i am going to do my part and just ignore every comment he makes. i dont remember a single post that was worth reading, so it will be quite easy to dismiss everyting he says. if we are voting. I vote NO on Zombie.
The way he handles his problems with homosexuals is just not good. His arguments are excerises in futility, and no matter how well you prove your point, it has no effect. Definately closed minded.
Not to mention the countless threads that he has filled with off-topic shit. I have PM'ed him about it to no avail.
I have been here for a while (not as long as some others) and I agree completely with xyle. I want him gone by any means.
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I say NO to Zombie too. In fact I've already asked him in another thread if he's a masochist for coming back? I've also asked him what he hopes to achieve by coming here. As usual I didn't get a straight answer from him.
Me too.
[ November 17, 2002: Message edited by: The_Muffin_Man/B0b ]
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The Official Zombie Tally Post (not a vote, almost a poll):
Get rid of Zombie: 7
The Muffin Man
Xyle
Panos
Macman
X11 (He did try to delete all of his posts...)
bazoukas
Stryker
Keep Zombie: 0
Undecided/Unclear: 5
Calum
Refalm
Void main
Tux
Jimmy James (For contradicting himself)
[ November 17, 2002: Message edited by: The_Muffin_Man/B0b ]
[ November 17, 2002: Message edited by: The_Muffin_Man/B0b ]
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That kind of thing (banning and stuff) will be discussed and decided in the private forums...
This is a MES staff only matter.
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We do have an opinion, you know
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I think the undecided column for me is accurate. Sometimes Zombie comes here with his dribble and it causes much debate which actually does bring out a lot of reasons why Microsoft sucks. But then there are times I just wish he were gone. Like with all the childish crap that's been going on the last couple of days. It really undermines this forum entirely, which is what I believe his goal is.
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Originally posted by The_Muffin_Man/B0b:
We do have an opinion, you know
I second that! I think we have a say in this as well. After all, we (along with the mods in this forum) have to tolerate Zombie's shitshooting every time we post something.
Let me clear something out. I'm generally against this whole "banning members" argument and I truly support freedom of speech. However, Zombie has already violated the terms of the forum to which he agreed upon when he first registered! Isn't that a good reason enough to ban his sorry ass?!
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I'm gonna take a seat on the fence with Void Calum and Refalm I think...
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Shit, I didn't know there were rules. I guess I could be banned as well. I'm sure I've broken a few. I always was a rebel though. (http://smile.gif)
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"The rules" were pretty much the reason that the first "GIMP the Zombie" thread was trashed.
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Yeah, off course you have an oppinion, but a poll like The_Muffin_Man/B0b created is pretty useless because only staff members can decide if someone is banned in cooperation with the Webmaster...
Banning someone is a big thing... and it's too important to do it with one simple poll (http://smile.gif)
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Originally posted by Refalm:
Yeah, off course you have an oppinion, but a poll like The_Muffin_Man/B0b created is pretty useless because only staff members can decide if someone is banned in cooperation with the Webmaster...
Banning someone is a big thing... and it's too important to do it with one simple poll (http://smile.gif)
A) This isn't a simple poll. You have to support your point with something good.
B) My "Poll" as you call it is a general reflection on the general feelings of everyone. It's almost a tool for you mods if you are even considering removing Zombie.
I have notice something interesting. All of the mods are fence sitters, and all of the non-mods want him gone. With the exception of X11 of course, who tried to delete all of Zombie's posts.
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I agree that he shouldn't be banned. But if we drive him away, that's different. The best way to do this is ignore all his post as though they don't exist. Banned by intellect so to speak. He might as well be really banned if nobody acknowledges his existance. So, the maybe he'd take the hint and leave. But I agree and am against banning him. If we did that, we'd be no better than WindowsBS
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Originally posted by Jimmy James: Mac Commando:
I agree that he shouldn't be banned. But if we drive him away, that's different. The best way to do this is ignore all his post as though they don't exist. Banned by intellect so to speak. He might as well be really banned if nobody acknowledges his existance. So, the maybe he'd take the hint and leave. But I agree and am against banning him. If we did that, we'd be no better than WindowsBS
I disagree. Every attempt at this has had no effect. Banning WORKS.
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i am for "killing" his name. He posts the same subjects over and over again, he got answers that really owned him and he still keeps at it.
At first was fun creaming his ass like the homophobic queer that he is, but now I dont even bother with his twatfuckface pile of horshit for brains that his mom gave him. I actually feel sorry for his mom if you ask me. 9 months and the end result was him? Thats a bummer.
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Zombie hasn't destroyed any of my topics yet. But I've seen what he has done to others, on multiple occasions, and I think he should be gone. I haven't been here for very long, only a few months, I feel sorry for anyone who has had to put up with him longer than I have. But on a bit of a lighter note sometimes his comments, no matter how contridicting or undecided they may be, are at times entertaining. But he's not going to leave. He knows he's not welcome here, nobody likes him. Yet he stays around anyways. Hell, even unixsucks left. xp user seems to have gotten a bit more tolerant. But zombie is still here, not helping anyone, not caring that we don't want him. He's here for his own personal enjoyment and if he's banned he'll still find a way to get back in... anyways, i'm just going to stop. you can add me to the anti-zombie list though.
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Originally posted by Refalm:
That kind of thing (banning and stuff) will be discussed and decided in the private forums...
This is a MES staff only matter.
This is quickly pissing me off. It's a typical American-Democracy situation. When the general public wants something done, the people with power don't want to do it.
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I do think that the decision to ban someone should include the general population of the forum. of course the final decision is up to the mods and webmaster, but i think our voice should be heard.
I do see banning as rather serious though, maybe first we should ignore every post he makes. no replys, not even a mention of his name. it would take a while, but it might work. he might leave. im sure he is eating this thread up too, he is probably loving it that we all hate him and want him gone, which is going to make him stay.
if it came down to a vote, i am still voting "No on zombie". but maybe before that happens, we should seriousely try to make his stay here go completely unnoticed. ill do my part, ill even edit my previous replys to him.
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He's been here longer than I, but keeps using the same arguements over and over again. Argueing with him is like talking to a wall, as he ignores the best points made by others. Now he has degreded to the level of a common troll. Talking about nothing but his girls, expensive clothes, and gay bashing. Trolls for the most part do what they do for attention. I don't like the idea of banning people, they just find a way to come back. Likely the only reason he is here anyways is for attention. So I think the best thing for us to do is just ignore him. Don't even respond to his posts. If he stops getting his attention, maybe he'll leave. I'm going to make an effort not to make any more posts mentioning his name or really talking about him in general. I hope some other people will join me.
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Hmmm, it is nice to see that some of you people actually realize that the only reason Ilike to sling shit here is because I find it to be very entertaining. You don't see much shit slinging come out of me at other forums because it is no fun. The only reason it is fun here is because you people take it so damn seriously.
Anyhow, just try to ban me. I bet I'll be right back a minute after I realize I'm banned. ;)
BTW, I don't see how I can get under your guy's skin so badly. It isn't like I sit here and post all day long like the rest of you pathetic fucks.
To voidmain - You have been seeing a recent onslaught of what you would call childish posts because I've been forced to act that way. When you have a bunch of immature children flame the shit out of you in a childish manner it is only natural to return fire with childish flaming. ;P
(EDIT)I'm flattered to see that you people think of me so much that you actually start a few threads about me. You guys are too obsessed, really you are.
(EDIT2)As for the g/f and women issue. I've already posted a pic of me with my g/f and a few of her g/f's that I've so conveniantly had a piece of too. One of the members(B&W Cat I think) made a gimp pic of me that originally had me sitting on a bed next to a chick flipping off her girl friend(not girlfriend) with the camera. I'm assuming that B&W Cat has the original pic saved so he can easily look at it and see that there is a blonde haired chick sitting next to me on that bed(I have most of her cut out of the pic though).
If I really want to I can easily post more pics of me with other chicks too. The only reason I like to talk about getting pussy is because I know you dweebs don't get laid. You fuckers sit in front of your computer every minute that you aren't at work or school.
FYI, If I were gay I definatley wouldn't be pimping anti-gay sites in my sig and I wouldn't be hanging out with a bunch of differnt chicks every fucking day.
[ November 17, 2002: Message edited by: Zombie9920 ]
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On the gay bashing issue; are you perfect Zombie? Seeing as you link to a website named "God hates fags", I will assume you know a little bit about what Jesus has said.
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John 8:7: He who is without sin among you, let him {be the} first to throw a stone.
Are you without sin, Zombie? I will admit i'm not, which is why I try not to say anything derogatory in my posts, since it may backfire. If you are not without sin, change your sig, get rid of your rocks and go away.
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Of course I sin. Who doesn't?
Quite frankly, I'm not even a very religious person. I just like using stuff like the bible to back up that being gay is wrong because nobody can debunk what the Holy Book says. ;P
[ November 17, 2002: Message edited by: Zombie9920 ]
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Originally posted by Jimmy James: Mac Commando:
Well, it seems that the general consensus is that it's time for Zombie90210 to leave. Here's a few reasons why...
He probably has a small penis, because he constantly reminds us of how much he "satisfies" women. In the event he didn't notice... WE DON'T CARE. He really wants someone to believe that he's the shiznit in bed!
Your small dick bashing insults me mines only one day and 21 hours :(
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Originally posted by Zombie9920:
Hmmm, it is nice to see that some of you people actually realize that the only reason Ilike to sling shit here is because I find it to be very entertaining. You don't see much shit slinging come out of me at other forums because it is no fun. The only reason it is fun here is because you people take it so damn seriously.
Yea that shows how small your dick really is, if you had a life and if you had a girlfriend... actually you do, your with her in this pic:
(http://www.calumsmusic.netfirms.com/zombie90210.jpg)
Anyway if you had a _real_ life and a _real_ girlfriend you would not bother coming here, you use your own life to insult us... Why not goto your planet hardware forums or go shit up www.clockcrew.cc (http://www.clockcrew.cc) or somthing?
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Originally posted by The_Muffin_Man/B0b:
This is quickly pissing me off. It's a typical American-Democracy situation. When the general public wants something done, the people with power don't want to do it.
get it right. i might point out to you first of all that void main is NOT a mod, so 'all' the non-mods are NOT unanimous. Also, i think that my point about free speech is adequate. If we start banning people just for being irritating then i for one would feel less inclined to visit here and modding would become a chore. I would not expect anybody to post in a forum that was ruled with an iron fist when the subject matter is often quite volatile by nature.
This is more of an argument forum than a discussion forum and i think that banning somebody would set a bad precedent. Also, Nobody except the webmaster can ban anybody. You probably labour under the misapprehension that moderators can ban people. This is not so. The webmaster i suspect will not ban zombie90210 and i think he is right not to do so. However my opinion is as invalid as yours or anybody elses, since the red pen is ONLY available to the webmaster at the end of the day. If you really want this poll to have any value, then send an email to webmaster @ fuckmicrosoft.com.
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I wonder if webmaster knows about this. IF he didn't get bludgeoned by a pencil sharpener of course...
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Webmaster knows all. He's like Q from Star Trek... always watching and listening, but only occasionally making a personal appearance.
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I dunno, I think the webmaster may have died weeks ago, probably while at this forum. Right now his rotting corpse is looking at this very page... yuck!
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No banning, this is absurd. Zombie contributes, you guys know him well enugh to know his stance on things!
Why the fuck are you surprised when he sides with M$, or is anti-gay. That's his bag, live with it. This is a forum, and as such debate should be encuraged. And like Zombie, I too post here because it IS, infact, entertaining. I learn things and get to argue about stuff, people like that sort of thing.
So lighten up folks.
As for Zombie being childish lately, you guys were freaking messing up his picture. Fer Chrisake, what do you expect?
Now, Zombie, I would ask that you try and tone it down when it comes to belifes outside of OS's. Whatever your stance may be, on homosexuality etc. Don't use that as an incendiary device. This isn't the place for it. Maybe a thread in the lounge if you really want.
Also, may I ask that when you post try to make them relevant and thought out. Because I can tell you have a brain, and I do enjoy a good argument and debate.
As for everyone else, don't feed the Troll! Don't flame Zombies ass every time he says something your remotely don't like.
Finaly, Lighten up! It's just the fucking MES, have fun folks :D
Banning is for stuck up self-important sites. This is a lighthearted place, let's keep it that way.
[ November 19, 2002: Message edited by: psyjax v6.9 /Dave: Mac Zelot ]
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haha, he said remotely
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Why is everybody still arguing? Zombie left like two days ago and said he wasn't coming back. Everybody should be happy because nobody had to get banned.